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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #50 on: December 19, 2011, 02:32:31 PM »
I like how in the ESPN url, they spell it "wear read."


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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #51 on: December 19, 2011, 02:44:05 PM »
Name that former Husker

See if you can name the former Husker from their arrest record and subsequent football punishment.  First Up:

8 arrests and 4 convictions including:
-Sexual Assault (Grabbing a former Miss Nebraska's crotch in a crowded bar and yelling obscenities telling her how much she liked it)
-The rape of the same woman twice over 2 nights (including the 2nd night when he forced his way through dorm security to her dorm room while 2 other players stood guard)
-Grabbing a woman by the throat
-Threatening to kill a parking attendant
-Trespassing
-Public Urination
-Refusing to Comply with a Police Officer
-Illegal Possession of Alcohol
-Failure to Appear In Court

Total Football Punishment:
Suspended for a Spring Game.




A Peters bro, idk which one

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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #52 on: December 19, 2011, 02:49:51 PM »
Name that former Husker

See if you can name the former Husker from their arrest record and subsequent football punishment.  First Up:

8 arrests and 4 convictions including:
-Sexual Assault (Grabbing a former Miss Nebraska's crotch in a crowded bar and yelling obscenities telling her how much she liked it)
-The rape of the same woman twice over 2 nights (including the 2nd night when he forced his way through dorm security to her dorm room while 2 other players stood guard)
-Grabbing a woman by the throat
-Threatening to kill a parking attendant
-Trespassing
-Public Urination
-Refusing to Comply with a Police Officer
-Illegal Possession of Alcohol
-Failure to Appear In Court

Total Football Punishment:
Suspended for a Spring Game.




A Peters bro, idk which one

not fair this could be any player from the Osborne era

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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #53 on: December 19, 2011, 03:00:15 PM »
Bo would be a great fit at Penn State....

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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #54 on: December 19, 2011, 03:29:45 PM »
I remember that guy. Pretty sure he was a center.
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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #55 on: December 19, 2011, 03:40:44 PM »
Name that former Husker

See if you can name the former Husker from their arrest record and subsequent football punishment.  First Up:

8 arrests and 4 convictions including:
-Sexual Assault (Grabbing a former Miss Nebraska's crotch in a crowded bar and yelling obscenities telling her how much she liked it)
-The rape of the same woman twice over 2 nights (including the 2nd night when he forced his way through dorm security to her dorm room while 2 other players stood guard)
-Grabbing a woman by the throat
-Threatening to kill a parking attendant
-Trespassing
-Public Urination
-Refusing to Comply with a Police Officer
-Illegal Possession of Alcohol
-Failure to Appear In Court

Total Football Punishment:
Suspended for a Spring Game.





Incognito?
Jason Peter?
Ben Roethlisberger?

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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #56 on: December 19, 2011, 06:46:18 PM »
Name that former Husker

See if you can name the former Husker from their arrest record and subsequent football punishment.  First Up:

8 arrests and 4 convictions including:
-Sexual Assault (Grabbing a former Miss Nebraska's crotch in a crowded bar and yelling obscenities telling her how much she liked it)
-The rape of the same woman twice over 2 nights (including the 2nd night when he forced his way through dorm security to her dorm room while 2 other players stood guard)
-Grabbing a woman by the throat
-Threatening to kill a parking attendant
-Trespassing
-Public Urination
-Refusing to Comply with a Police Officer
-Illegal Possession of Alcohol
-Failure to Appear In Court

Total Football Punishment:
Suspended for a Spring Game.




A Peters bro, idk which one

Christian Peter...He was also inducted into the Nebraska Football Hall of Fame in 2006.
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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #57 on: December 19, 2011, 07:18:20 PM »
Name that former Husker

See if you can name the former Husker from their arrest record and subsequent football punishment.  First Up:

8 arrests and 4 convictions including:
-Sexual Assault (Grabbing a former Miss Nebraska's crotch in a crowded bar and yelling obscenities telling her how much she liked it)
-The rape of the same woman twice over 2 nights (including the 2nd night when he forced his way through dorm security to her dorm room while 2 other players stood guard)
-Grabbing a woman by the throat
-Threatening to kill a parking attendant
-Trespassing
-Public Urination
-Refusing to Comply with a Police Officer
-Illegal Possession of Alcohol
-Failure to Appear In Court

Total Football Punishment:
Suspended for a Spring Game.




A Peters bro, idk which one

Christian Peter...He was also inducted into the Nebraska Football Hall of Fame in 2006.

Meh, sounds like a series of misunderstandings

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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #58 on: December 20, 2011, 06:32:30 AM »
Name that former Husker

See if you can name the former Husker from their arrest record and subsequent football punishment.  First Up:

8 arrests and 4 convictions including:
-Sexual Assault (Grabbing a former Miss Nebraska's crotch in a crowded bar and yelling obscenities telling her how much she liked it)
-The rape of the same woman twice over 2 nights (including the 2nd night when he forced his way through dorm security to her dorm room while 2 other players stood guard)
-Grabbing a woman by the throat
-Threatening to kill a parking attendant
-Trespassing
-Public Urination
-Refusing to Comply with a Police Officer
-Illegal Possession of Alcohol
-Failure to Appear In Court

Total Football Punishment:
Suspended for a Spring Game.




A Peters bro, idk which one

Christian Peter...He was also inducted into the Nebraska Football Hall of Fame in 2006.

Meh, sounds like a series of misunderstandings

Agree 100% - bad things happen to good people
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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #59 on: December 20, 2011, 07:12:54 AM »
Jason Peter ended up a junky and now tutors young Nebraskan kids how to grow up to be junkies just like him


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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #60 on: December 20, 2011, 07:51:50 AM »
Jason Peter ended up a junky and now tutors young Nebraskan kids how to grow up to be junkies just like him



That looks very different from our Big Brothers program.

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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #61 on: December 20, 2011, 10:28:33 AM »
Jason Peter ended up a junky and now tutors young Nebraskan kids how to grow up to be junkies just like him



You really can't make this stuff up.

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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #62 on: December 20, 2011, 04:01:42 PM »
Jason Peter ended up a junky and now tutors young Nebraskan kids how to grow up to be junkies just like him



You really can't make this stuff up.
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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #63 on: December 20, 2011, 04:10:40 PM »
Are all kids under 14 in nebraska forced to have a mohawk?

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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #64 on: December 20, 2011, 04:15:04 PM »
Are all kids under 14 in nebraska forced to have a mohawk?

Or a mullet.  You have to choose.

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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #65 on: December 20, 2011, 04:28:13 PM »
Are all kids under 14 in nebraska forced to have a mohawk?

Or a mullet.  You have to choose.

Actually, you also have the choice of a bowl cut or military buzz cut (with or with rat tail).

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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #66 on: December 20, 2011, 08:52:30 PM »
http://espn.go.com/college-football/bowls11/story/_/id/7373301/capital-one-bowl-nebraska-cornhuskers-bo-pelini-allow-eric-martin-play

Nebrasks IS harsh on lawbreakers.  Eric Martin will NOT be allowed to participate in some team activities in Orlando.  This board judges the Huskers very harshly.

But he will be allowed to play in the bowl game. 

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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #67 on: December 21, 2011, 07:27:03 PM »
Pfft, those DUI laws are outdated anyway.

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Authorities said his blood-alcohol level measured 0.103 percent after his arrest, above the state's legal limit of 0.08 percent for drivers.

Chief assistant city attorney John McQuinn wouldn't say why he's charging Caputo with reckless driving instead of DUI. He said Caputo is not getting preferential treatment because he's a Nebraska football player. His arraignment is scheduled for Thursday.

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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #68 on: December 21, 2011, 07:31:57 PM »
man oh man.  look for tons of drunks to begin using the Caputo argument that they were drunk, but, come on.

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Re: Nebraska
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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #70 on: September 06, 2012, 01:07:41 PM »
:lol:

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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #71 on: September 06, 2012, 01:10:13 PM »

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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #72 on: September 06, 2012, 01:14:52 PM »
Geez, and it seemed like such a good idea at the time...
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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #73 on: September 06, 2012, 01:18:58 PM »
Name that former Husker

See if you can name the former Husker from their arrest record and subsequent football punishment.  First Up:

8 arrests and 4 convictions including:
-Sexual Assault (Grabbing a former Miss Nebraska's crotch in a crowded bar and yelling obscenities telling her how much she liked it)
-The rape of the same woman twice over 2 nights (including the 2nd night when he forced his way through dorm security to her dorm room while 2 other players stood guard)
-Grabbing a woman by the throat
-Threatening to kill a parking attendant
-Trespassing
-Public Urination
-Refusing to Comply with a Police Officer
-Illegal Possession of Alcohol
-Failure to Appear In Court

Total Football Punishment:
Suspended for a Spring Game.




A Peters bro, idk which one

Christian Peter...He was also inducted into the Nebraska Football Hall of Fame in 2006.

Meh, sounds like a series of misunderstandings

Agree 100% - bad things happen to good people

Great story re: Christian Peter

http://www.boston.com/sports/other_sports/articles/2004/06/16/a_voice_for_the_victims/?page=full

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Re: Nebraska
« Reply #74 on: September 06, 2012, 01:19:15 PM »
I started copying parts of that to paste as especially ridiculous/funny/weird but there were too many  :lol: