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Re: Foul language and porn
« Reply #200 on: December 10, 2011, 03:15:30 PM »
eff you pussy.

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Re: Foul language and porn
« Reply #201 on: December 10, 2011, 09:59:17 PM »
You know what, punitrator? Some of us grownups on this board have professional jobs. From the tone of your posts, such a job would probably be hard for you to comprehend. Anyway, in these sorts of jobs, sometimes it's okay to take a few minutes to check the goEMAW message boards to see what is going on in the k-state world, but it's not okay to look at girly pics. It can actually get a professional person in trouble. I'd never go to maxim.com in a few minute break at my job for the fear of Joanne from accounts payable coming into my area and being offended (even though I wouldn't personally be offended). I don't expect for maxim type pictures to be goEMAW, a place that exists for k-state sports and tertiary issues.

Simple fix for you... as I've done this in the past.  Set up a lurking account & turn word filters on & turn off signatures & avatars - Use this account for work - post from home.
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Re: Foul language and porn
« Reply #202 on: December 10, 2011, 10:35:31 PM »
How the eff is it our fault for "your" actions?  JFC.

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Re: Foul language and porn
« Reply #203 on: December 10, 2011, 10:39:10 PM »
[spoiler]Maybe hide the NSFW stuff in here[/spoiler]?
Or upgrade this forum to where it has NSFW tags.

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Re: Foul language and porn
« Reply #204 on: December 10, 2011, 11:04:08 PM »
Is this thread for real?? Seriously WTF??
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Re: fanning stuff
« Reply #205 on: December 10, 2011, 11:12:41 PM »
Is this thread for real?? Seriously WTF??

It sure is, WilliePigSooie.

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Re: fanning stuff
« Reply #206 on: December 11, 2011, 01:19:41 AM »
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Re: fanning stuff
« Reply #207 on: December 11, 2011, 11:14:53 AM »
wow, I think I somewhat pulled a fanning last night. crap was like straight out of a bad movie script

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Re: Foul language and porn
« Reply #208 on: December 16, 2011, 03:22:47 PM »
[spoiler]Maybe hide the NSFW stuff in here[/spoiler]?
Or upgrade this forum to where it has NSFW tags.

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Re: fanning stuff
« Reply #209 on: December 16, 2011, 06:01:55 PM »
wow, I think I somewhat pulled a fanning last night. crap was like straight out of a bad movie script

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Re: fanning stuff
« Reply #210 on: December 16, 2011, 09:04:56 PM »
i think i'm #teamJ on this, you guys.

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #211 on: December 25, 2011, 12:03:13 PM »
Well, Christmas is off to a roarin start here at the Shady Pines Park, the kiddies woke up to the smell of pop tarts permeating through the Trailer but they were too excited to eat.  The oldest boy Ottiedberry immediately made a dash for the space heater and delightfully tore into the potato sacks filled full of goodies that the little lady bought on sale at the dollar tree.  Moon pies, Cherry Mash, Elvis Presley Fingert Ring and such.  Esterlighta, the oldest girl from my wifes first marriage, had some of her chocolate goodies melt, got mad and kicked the space heater and diesal fuel went all over the place.  Talk about a mad scramble, the whole Squeezin clan sprung into action, stompin out fires left and right.  Most of it was contained to the Elvis Presley throw rug that I bought the little lady for our 2nd Anniversary, Ralberry and Ottiedberry grabbed one end of the rug and I took hold of the other and out the front door we went lickity split, just in the nick of time.  Well as you can imagine the little lady is tored up over losing her rug which brings me to the reason for me coming to goEmawt hat in hand.  I figured anyone who has the world's largest ball of twine must be able to give a sewing machine fits and I was hoping we could put aside our differnces long enough for one of you to patch up Earlene's Elvis rug for her.  You wouldn't have to do it anytime soon, it still smells of Diesal Fuel a little and it needs to air out a little bit anyways.  Just shoot me a pm if you are interested in helpin out.

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I found a K-ansas Player......
« Reply #212 on: December 26, 2011, 07:21:09 PM »
....hiding behind his mama the other day in the store.  

http://www.flathead2020.com/

I'm going to make a video just for you Emew folks next week before the game.

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Why did U guys
« Reply #213 on: December 26, 2011, 08:06:15 PM »
Cut me off so quick. Put me right in the trash can. WoW. 

Just wanted to come on here and have some fun with ya before the game.

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Marlberry Sqeezins is a homewrecker! Hide your wifes!
« Reply #214 on: December 27, 2011, 11:26:38 PM »
The noted homewrecker Marlberry squezins is here to plunder and pillage.  And I don't mean the twine ball. 

Keith Stone's old lady is gettin an epiziototmy right now!    Hide your women!

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Re: Marlberry Sqeezins is a homewrecker! Hide your wifes!
« Reply #215 on: December 28, 2011, 02:17:41 PM »
This sounds like a jeans/komo debacle
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Re: Marlberry Sqeezins is a homewrecker! Hide your wifes!
« Reply #216 on: December 28, 2011, 11:39:39 PM »
Ok you got me.  Sometimes it's hard to dial it back
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Re: Marlberry Sqeezins is a homewrecker! Hide your wifes!
« Reply #217 on: December 29, 2011, 05:02:06 PM »
I can see that the board is all shook up over this so let me just say this.  All you men with girlfriends and wives, mothers, daughters and sisters, I did sex them up just a little bit.  Now that don't mean I stoled your manhood, but I didn't force myself onto ya'lls women and you fellers that don't think your wives love you anymore, there's maybe a dozen or so who was calling out ya'lls names when I was rockin their world.  If some of you guys would just spend a little time romancin a little before you hop in the sack your women wouldn't fall under the spell of Ole Squeezins.  And some of you guys are clearly gay, even heard a couple wanting to oil up ole Jackes,  so there ain't much you can blame on me there cause your women need a real man in those situations.  Now before you get your hopes up too much,  I'll be the first to say that PWJ is lower than the cow crap on a street whore's shoes but he don't cotton to anything like that.  Now, when's the last time any of you asked your ladies what they want?  This ain't Malberry's fault gentlemen and if you was to look at this thing objectively you'd see that, but I will go ahead and apologize to all of you who's home I have wrecked.  
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Re: Marlberry Sqeezins is a homewrecker! Hide your wifes!
« Reply #218 on: December 29, 2011, 05:22:38 PM »
A modern-day Caligula  :ohno:

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Re: Marlberry Sqeezins is a homewrecker! Hide your wifes!
« Reply #219 on: December 29, 2011, 05:27:55 PM »
Can we fanning some of these?


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Re: Marlberry Sqeezins is a homewrecker! Hide your wifes!
« Reply #220 on: December 29, 2011, 07:01:45 PM »
Marlberry, as a service to the bored would you list a couple of names you heard hollered out so they can know there woman was a thinkin about them as she was catchin another mans seed?  DON'T list real names, just internet handles.  Which ones was thinkin about their man as you gave em the old Slap and Tickle, Old Sqeezins style? 

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Re: fanning stuff
« Reply #221 on: January 06, 2012, 12:02:27 AM »
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^Bub you're just gross. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

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Re: fanning stuff
« Reply #222 on: January 10, 2012, 02:28:31 PM »
I miss the days when fanning stuff was premium. This thread really died. I'm going to have to think of some new stuff.

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Re: fanning stuff
« Reply #223 on: January 10, 2012, 02:30:45 PM »
I miss the days when fanning stuff was premium. This thread really died. I'm going to have to think of some new stuff.

Maybe start a thread ranking songs and their various cover versions vs. originals? 

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Re: fanning stuff
« Reply #224 on: January 10, 2012, 02:31:37 PM »
I miss the days when fanning stuff was premium. This thread really died. I'm going to have to think of some new stuff.

Maybe start a thread ranking songs and their various cover versions vs. originals? 
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