Author Topic: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House (Read 9332 times)

nicname · « **on:** November 01, 2011, 12:18:25 AM »

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“You like eat Hunan?” He asked while pointing his sword-like index finger in the direction of semi-marred restaurant across the way.

“Yes,” I replied with a blend of hesitance and zeal.

“We gonna kiiiillll that guy,” he responded. “We put him out of busisnaaaasss.”

http://boxlunch.me/2011/09/01/in-which-we-break-business-news-with-a-chinese-star-hunan-will-fight/#disqus_thread

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** November 01, 2011, 06:12:22 AM »

Oh man

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #2 on:** November 01, 2011, 07:08:37 AM »

Yeah. That's my most favorite line on that blog. the whole story is just a well crafted masterpiece.

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** November 01, 2011, 07:27:15 AM »

every blog post on every blog should be like this

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #4 on:** November 01, 2011, 07:30:33 AM »

Amazing contribution to the blogosphere here.

Hunan:

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steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** November 01, 2011, 07:33:36 AM »

skinnybenny post

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #6 on:** November 01, 2011, 07:34:52 AM »

AbeFroman · « **Reply #7 on:** November 01, 2011, 09:42:45 AM »

Hunan is disgusting. As long as the new guys don't serve utter crap I think this should be easy.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #8 on:** November 01, 2011, 01:10:52 PM »

hand drawn map? did this dude work at the Manhattan Chamber or what?

8manpick · « **Reply #9 on:** November 01, 2011, 01:19:33 PM »

That was pretty great

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #10 on:** November 01, 2011, 01:34:01 PM »

Hunan upped their proportions.

get even fatter/sicker

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #11 on:** November 01, 2011, 01:41:00 PM »

quick heads up...i'd really appreciate it if all of you idiots stopped calling it by the wrong name. it's hunam not hunan. it's the least you could do.

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #12 on:** November 01, 2011, 02:31:56 PM »

i'd love to see a meditarian place open in aggieville.

the inital blog post reminds me of that south park...take it away pike...

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #13 on:** November 01, 2011, 02:32:32 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on November 01, 2011, 01:41:00 PM

quick heads up...i'd really appreciate it if all of you idiots stopped calling it by the wrong name. it's hunam not hunan. it's the least you could do.

take it up with rob, rick.

CNS · « **Reply #14 on:** November 01, 2011, 02:35:36 PM »

The nouveau chinese in aggieville sound pretty bad ass. His food prolly sucks as bad as Hunam( Darys

), but you gotta like his swagger. Needs his own theme song.

#TeamBadChineseIsAllTheSame

pike · « **Reply #15 on:** November 01, 2011, 02:50:35 PM »

Quote from: fatty fat fat on November 01, 2011, 02:31:56 PM

i'd love to see a meditarian place open in aggieville.

the inital blog post reminds me of that south park...take it away pike...

Holy crap you're right

It's like, exactly the same

DQ12 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 01, 2011, 02:51:45 PM »

I don't get the Hunam hate. For late night drunk food, it's hard to beat.

pike · « **Reply #17 on:** November 01, 2011, 03:00:18 PM »

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s15e06-city-sushi

First few minutes....an "Asian Turf War" lol

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #18 on:** November 01, 2011, 03:07:04 PM »

#TeamHunam

CNS · « **Reply #19 on:** November 01, 2011, 03:18:02 PM »

I don't get how such an obvious bad ass is getting no love on here. I mean, the guy moves in to town, strong arms local biz's employees, and calls his rough ridin' shot.

I love this guy.

8manpick · « **Reply #20 on:** November 01, 2011, 03:20:00 PM »

Quote from: FP TC etc. on November 01, 2011, 03:07:04 PM

#TeamHunam

for sure

pike · « **Reply #21 on:** November 01, 2011, 03:26:27 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on November 01, 2011, 03:18:02 PM

I don't get how such an obvious bad ass is getting no love on here. I mean, the guy moves in to town, strong arms local biz's employees, and calls his rough ridin' shot.

I love this guy.

Free marketing the crap out of Manhattan. Hopefully it propels MHK to the Asian cuisine capital of Kansas

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #22 on:** November 01, 2011, 03:34:01 PM »

I'm on team Tasty China House, all the way. The Hunam guys will have to get jobs delivering Tasty China House after all is said and done.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #23 on:** November 01, 2011, 03:38:21 PM »

Always thought it was Hunam, and then was completely baffled by this article calling it Hunan. But I figured it was probably right and that I just had it wrong the whole time (on account of me not going there because it's garbage/you might as well just squeeze a rat's crap right into your mouth and save yourself the money). But no matter what, Jesus Christ this new guy has some enormous balls and I already love his restaurant simply for that. WILL PATRONIZE.

CNS · « **Reply #24 on:** November 01, 2011, 03:48:29 PM »

Quote from: nicname on November 01, 2011, 12:18:25 AM

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“We gonna kiiiillll that guy,” he responded. “We put him out of busisnaaaasss.”

The Word

Very JYC'ish