Author Topic: Welcome WVU Thread! (Read 5263 times)

steve dave · « **on:** October 28, 2011, 10:58:10 AM »

As most of you have heard, we have added the West Virginia Mountaineers to our fine conference. This seems like a strange marriage to some but I'm here to tell you our similarities far outweigh our differences. For example, West Virginians are a hard working folk, just like us Kansans. Their Appalachian country is known for its beauty and was memorialized in a song by John Denver like our Amber Waves of Grain, another similarity. Finally, they usually marry their brothers/sisters and have stupid inbred children. Out of that list you have two similarities and only one difference!

ednksu · « **Reply #1 on:** October 28, 2011, 10:58:55 AM »

eff Huggins
(thnx for saving our

program)

steve dave · « **Reply #2 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:00:46 AM »

Another thing West Virginians have in common with Kansans is their love of country and bluegrass music. Religion is something we share as West Virginians are a god fearing breed of man. However, unlike us, their economy is almost entirely crystal methamphetamine based. Two more similarities and only one more difference!

Brock Landers · « **Reply #3 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:03:08 AM »

I have an old couch out in my garage and that sumbitch is going up in flames when I get home from work tonight. Hopefully I can burn it in a way that would make you all proud!!

OK_Cat · « **Reply #4 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:03:29 AM »

Amen, SteveDave!

Like Kansans, the people of west Virginia work hard in their local export (coal.) they also love America! The only difference is that they absolutely love hate crimes. Again, just one difference!

Kat Kid · « **Reply #5 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:03:44 AM »

Much like Kansans, West Virginians are a hearty people familiar with an unforgiving land and hard work. They are also virulent racists. Similar folks, with just a few differences!

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #6 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:06:07 AM »

Coal miners and Wheat Farmers . . . nearly kin.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #7 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:08:03 AM »

http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/modules/newbb/

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #8 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:08:55 AM »

A deep reverence for mother earth, a strong athletic program in a sparsley populated state and a crippling fear of technology/outside world.

66% similar!

http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?topic_id=20495&post_id=487712#forumpost487712

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #9 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:12:10 AM »

Much like the Kansas Farmer burns his pasture in spring, the native West Virginian likes a good mountain (de) topping . . . fire equals good grass, a mountain without a top means good coal!!

ben ji · « **Reply #10 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:13:43 AM »

Coal Aggies are very much like us Kansan, both hardworking and god fearing. The only difference I can see is that Kansan's dont have a tendency to get trapped in mines! 2 similarities and only 1 difference!

wes mantooth · « **Reply #11 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:14:15 AM »

Like K-Staters, West Virginians take great pride in their university, the schools boast similar success in basketball and football, and while K-Staters are generally richer, better looking, healthier, and better fans than other fans in their own state, West Virginia fans enjoy butt-effing complete strangers if they aren't from around here. Only that one difference though, more similarities than differences by my count.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #12 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:14:35 AM »

Both states have scenic waterways and rivers. Of course, in Kansas our water table is not flammable. Vive la difference!

AppleJack · « **Reply #13 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:14:52 AM »

Salt of the earth, those people. Salt of the rough ridin' earth.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #14 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:17:10 AM »

In Kansas is takes politicians longer to drive between down trodden rural communities while on campaign trips.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #15 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:20:28 AM »

Both of our football coaches, LHC Bill Snyder for Kansas State and Rich Rodriguez for West Virginia run some exciting spread offenses! Both fans also enjoy "tailgating" before and after football games. At these "tailgates" Kansas State fans prefer a healthy mix of fine spirits bottled across the globe and sold in stores while West Virginians prefer moonshine.

Two more similarities and only one more difference!

steve dave · « **Reply #16 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:21:08 AM »

You will never see a sad face at a social gathering in either WV or KS. However, in WV you will be knocked to the ground by the body odor stink at such events. Other than smell it's basically the same!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #17 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:22:14 AM »

Home to resourceful people a Kansan invented the first ICEE machine. WVU is home to the first meth made in a pop bottle.

Knit from the same cloth!

TaqMan · « **Reply #18 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:25:31 AM »

Quote from: AppleJack on October 28, 2011, 11:14:52 AM

Salt of the earth, those people. Salt of the rough ridin' earth.

QFT. A wonderfully rich culture they have. And they're damn proud of it!

www.wildandwonderfulwhites.com

Lefty · « **Reply #19 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:26:40 AM »

Do West Virginians have potlucks? What I'm asking, is when West Virginians have group functions such as family gatherings, do they all bring casseroles and crock pots?

mocat · « **Reply #20 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:27:58 AM »

Much like Kansas, West Virginia features absolutely no cities larger than 9 or maybe 10 thousand people!
Much like Kansas, West Virginia features absolutely nothing to offer tourists!
However, Kansas has Westboro Baptist Church, whereas on the other hand, West Virginia has The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia!
Two similarities and only one difference!

doom · « **Reply #21 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:35:16 AM »

We're supposed to send a welcome gift, right? Does Yankee Candle make a couch fragrance candle? if not the grass one will have to do.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #22 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:43:39 AM »

The love of hunting in both states yields a pride in coonskin hats in one, and the requisite pheasant tail hat in the other.

At halftime selected representatives of both states/schools will have a dead animal tail hat exchange at mid-field.

CopperBowl · « **Reply #23 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:44:48 AM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on October 28, 2011, 11:17:10 AM

In Kansas is takes politicians longer to drive between down trodden rural communities while on campaign trips.

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TaqMan · « **Reply #24 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:47:55 AM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on October 28, 2011, 11:43:39 AM

The love of hunting in both states yields a pride in coonskin hats in one, and the requisite pheasant tail hat in the other.

At halftime selected representatives of both states/schools will have a dead animal tail hat exchange at mid-field.

This just made me think of how Willie will handle his WVU pregame skit. Can you imagine Willie trying to tackle that bearded inbred maniac? I think the dude might get him confused with a rabid wild mountain lion and impale Willie with his rifle. Would make an exciting skit, tho!