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Re: Italy
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2011, 08:56:49 AM »
Venice is worth the trip.  The beer is good.  Buy a shirt with a canadian flag and get the women that turned down Tortuga

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Re: Italy
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2011, 08:57:44 AM »
italian women can appear to blow you off even if they're interested because italian men are so damn hyper aggressive.  it's like a defense mechanism.  if they didn't act so cold, they would constantly be getting harrassed.  just let them know you're an american.  a lot of them love americans.

Italian women will not be bothered with an American.  French women?  They know how to party.

you must be the guy who went to italy and didn't get laid.  until now, i doubted your existence.

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Re: Italy
« Reply #27 on: October 28, 2011, 08:59:37 AM »
Venice is worth the trip.  The beer is good.  Buy a shirt with a canadian flag and get the women that turned down Tortuga

There is an old saying:  Don't go to Italy if you want to party with local girls while on vacation, instead go to France.

and chum1, the Italians are not drive-thru dining.  They require more.

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Re: Italy
« Reply #28 on: October 28, 2011, 09:24:29 AM »
LOL at this French women vs Italian Women debate. Spanish women are better than both.

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Re: Italy
« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2011, 10:11:14 AM »
LOL at this French women vs Italian Women debate. Spanish women are better than both.

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Re: Italy
« Reply #30 on: October 28, 2011, 10:13:07 AM »
so, do all of you just travel around the world to try to oggle/pick up women?  seems creepy. 

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Re: Italy
« Reply #31 on: October 28, 2011, 10:17:39 AM »
so, do all of you just travel around the world to try to oggle/pick up women?  seems creepy. 

Come and sit on uncle KK's lap lil' steve dave.  There was a before time, when your auntie Tortuga and I were not together.  It was in these years that I traveled to foreign lands with no direction home, no strings, great hair, a svelte figure and no cell phone of any kind.

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Re: Italy
« Reply #32 on: October 28, 2011, 10:21:02 AM »
so, do all of you just travel around the world to try to oggle/pick up women?  seems creepy. 

Not anymore. I used to, though. I used to.

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Re: Italy
« Reply #33 on: October 28, 2011, 10:33:27 AM »
memories of glory days get better and better as you get older.  not just the act of remembering, but the memories themselves do, too.  it's terrific.

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Re: Italy
« Reply #34 on: October 28, 2011, 12:11:15 PM »
memories of glory days get better and better as you get older.  not just the act of remembering, but the memories themselves do, too.  it's terrific.

Looks like someone just dusted off their Europe summer of '97 photo album and found pictures of the Italian they bedded.

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Re: Italy
« Reply #35 on: October 28, 2011, 12:12:25 PM »
I'm telling all of your wives that you are reminiscing


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Re: Italy
« Reply #36 on: October 28, 2011, 12:24:34 PM »
LOL at this French women vs Italian Women debate. Spanish women are better than both.
LEWIQ

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Re: Italy
« Reply #37 on: October 28, 2011, 12:41:53 PM »
LOL at this French women vs Italian Women debate. Spanish women are better than both.
LEWIQ

Scandinavia/Russia is the best, fwiw. UK is the worst.
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Re: Italy
« Reply #38 on: October 28, 2011, 12:57:10 PM »
Never go down on a German
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Italy
« Reply #39 on: October 28, 2011, 04:50:29 PM »
LOL at this French women vs Italian Women debate. Spanish women are better than both.
LEWIQ

Scandinavia/Russia is the best, fwiw. UK is the worst.
Sounds about right. Based in the UK right now :curse:

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Re: Italy
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Re: Italy
« Reply #41 on: October 28, 2011, 09:34:25 PM »
Pisa is a crap town.

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Re: Italy
« Reply #42 on: October 28, 2011, 09:37:27 PM »
A bratislavan girl can be a fun date, but is prone to filling up on bread and may fall asleep early. Go in ready.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Italy
« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2011, 01:23:30 AM »
Felix Rex, do you have any stories about girls from the Netherlands? I've never been, but I assume it's similar to Germany. Is that the case? Just curious.

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Re: Italy
« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2011, 08:04:13 AM »
Felix Rex, do you have any stories about girls from the Netherlands? I've never been, but I assume it's similar to Germany. Is that the case? Just curious.

Not directly. But I once dated an Afrikaaner. I'm guessing it's pretty much the same thing. Only, she was on the swim team, so maybe she was cleaner than a Dutch girl? Hard to say. Delightful accent, though. Also, I'm pretty sure I was "forbidden fruit" and whatnot while she was stateside, so she may not have been on normal Dutch/Afrikaaner behavior. So I suppose there's really very little I can take away from that.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Italy
« Reply #45 on: October 29, 2011, 08:33:01 AM »
Felix Rex, do you have any stories about girls from the Netherlands? I've never been, but I assume it's similar to Germany. Is that the case? Just curious.

Not directly. But I once dated an Afrikaaner. I'm guessing it's pretty much the same thing. Only, she was on the swim team, so maybe she was cleaner than a Dutch girl? Hard to say. Delightful accent, though. Also, I'm pretty sure I was "forbidden fruit" and whatnot while she was stateside, so she may not have been on normal Dutch/Afrikaaner behavior. So I suppose there's really very little I can take away from that.

Oh lord no.   :lol:  I mean nice try, but just  :lol:

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Re: Italy
« Reply #46 on: October 29, 2011, 11:37:44 AM »
Felix Rex, do you have any stories about girls from the Netherlands? I've never been, but I assume it's similar to Germany. Is that the case? Just curious.

Not directly. But I once dated an Afrikaaner. I'm guessing it's pretty much the same thing. Only, she was on the swim team, so maybe she was cleaner than a Dutch girl? Hard to say. Delightful accent, though. Also, I'm pretty sure I was "forbidden fruit" and whatnot while she was stateside, so she may not have been on normal Dutch/Afrikaaner behavior. So I suppose there's really very little I can take away from that.

Oh lord no.   :lol:  I mean nice try, but just  :lol:

Look, dude. Did you read The Covenant? Well, I did. Boers are pretty much just Southern Gentleman Dutch. That's the takeaway.
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Re: Italy
« Reply #47 on: October 29, 2011, 01:09:26 PM »
Felix Rex is an actual black guy?

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Re: Italy
« Reply #48 on: October 29, 2011, 02:20:26 PM »
LOL at this French women vs Italian Women debate. Spanish women are better than both.

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i wonder what he means by better?  i bet it isn't what i mean when i think of better.
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Re: Italy
« Reply #49 on: October 29, 2011, 04:30:23 PM »
LOL at this French women vs Italian Women debate. Spanish women are better than both.

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i wonder what he means by better?  i bet it isn't what i mean when i think of better.

FUN FACT: Spaniards (at least the cool ones I know) refer to bewbs as "tapas".
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