My buddy was at the Hy-Vee salad bar the other day, Sean Snyder was there getting a salad at the same time with a couple of his buds. Anyway, my bud was right next to Sean as Sean was loading scoup #4 of bacon bits into his salad, he looks at one of his buddies and says "I love bacon bits on my salad and I'm not even joking when I tell you I will be the next head coach at Kansas State University, the old man told me he was going to make it happen". Then the three of them all high-fived and took salad dressing and poured it all over the counter. One of his buds took a bunch of croutons and mixed them into the peas' container. The other one took a spoon of sunflower seeds and dumped them right into his mouth and licked the spoon.
After that, they went to the check out, paid, and left- laughing the whole time. My buddy was furious and to be honest with you, it kind of pissed me off too.
