_Fan - these breakdowns are better than watching porn and eating strawberry ice cream with your special lady friend.
So this explains "Please bear in mind that this week, I have lacked sleep, drank way too much mt dew at work, and have
failed to properly bang my wife. By the way, ice cream is not only messy, but very cold and affects the north/south direction of the flesh sword. Try hot chocolate syrup next time.
