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Tyler Lockett
« on: October 24, 2011, 10:23:17 AM »
Can any of you on campus EMAW'rs find out if he has knocked up any girls recently?  Would be nice to see yet another generation of Locketts making some big special teams plays and was just curious to find out how long I have to wait to see it.  Thanks.


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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2011, 10:27:14 AM »
Well this seems as good a place as any to put this, but for the second consecutive week, KSU has the ST player of the week.

Congrats Baby Lockett!


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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2011, 10:30:26 AM »
Does Michael Bishop have any kids?

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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2011, 10:31:00 AM »
So exactly how old was Kevin Lockett when he knocked up some chick with the eventual back-to-back ST player of the week?  Somebody do some historical mathematics.
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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2011, 10:39:59 AM »
So exactly how old was Kevin Lockett when he knocked up some chick with the eventual back-to-back ST player of the week?  Somebody do some historical mathematics.

He was 17 year, 3+ months.  Following normal human gestation, Tyler was conceived on Dec 23, 1991 (Kevin's Jr. year of HS) and born Sept 28, 1992.  Right now Tyler is almost 2 years behind Kevin, he needs to get to work.

Also, does anyone know if Aaron has any sons or if Tyler has any little brothers?
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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2011, 10:44:15 AM »
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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2011, 10:49:10 AM »
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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2011, 11:20:21 AM »
So exactly how old was Kevin Lockett when he knocked up some chick with the eventual back-to-back ST player of the week?  Somebody do some historical mathematics.

He was 17 year, 3+ months.  Following normal human gestation, Tyler was conceived on Dec 23, 1991 (Kevin's Jr. year of HS) and born Sept 28, 1992.  Right now Tyler is almost 2 years behind Kevin, he needs to get to work.

Also, does anyone know if Aaron has any sons or if Tyler has any little brothers?

IIRC, Tyler has several little brothers, but they are all a decent amount younger, so we are going to have to wait a bit for them.

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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2011, 11:22:16 AM »
So exactly how old was Kevin Lockett when he knocked up some chick with the eventual back-to-back ST player of the week?  Somebody do some historical mathematics.

He was 17 year, 3+ months.  Following normal human gestation, Tyler was conceived on Dec 23, 1991 (Kevin's Jr. year of HS) and born Sept 28, 1992.  Right now Tyler is almost 2 years behind Kevin, he needs to get to work.

Also, does anyone know if Aaron has any sons or if Tyler has any little brothers?

IIRC, Tyler has several little brothers, but they are all a decent amount younger, so we are going to have to wait a bit for them.
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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2011, 11:36:59 AM »
I think he has 3 younger brothers, grade school age.  Here's the kicker:  THERE ARE TWINS.  :love:

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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2011, 11:47:23 AM »
Lets just hope Tyler doesn't drop the baby.

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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2011, 11:57:44 AM »
I think he has 3 younger brothers, grade school age.  Here's the kicker:  THERE ARE TWINS.  :love:

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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2011, 12:09:17 PM »
Lets just hope Tyler doesn't drop shake the baby.
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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2011, 12:15:35 PM »
Luke's stock is rising as Winters continues to validate his greatness. Add Luke and Winters to my list! Also, EMAWBLAST! and Tobias!

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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2011, 12:58:10 PM »
I think he has 3 younger brothers, grade school age.  Here's the kicker:  THERE ARE TWINS.  :love:

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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2011, 01:02:33 PM »
If they're grade school age then he needs to get someone pregnant asap. Preferably another set of twins. We'll have about a 4 year break both ways. Roberson/Bishop sons?

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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2011, 01:14:06 PM »
Remember how the Nazis used to set up special breeding camps to replace the population of ideal Nazis.

I think this is something for the athletic department to look into (maybe they could cryo some gametes over at the vet school). This would be a way for the EMAW master race to continue domination.

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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2011, 01:21:32 PM »
Remember how the Nazis used to set up special breeding camps to replace the population of ideal Nazis.

I think this is something for the athletic department to look into (maybe they could cryo some gametes over at the vet school). This would be a way for the EMAW master race to continue domination.

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Are you referring to the super secret EMAWryan master football race initiative?  I have no idea what you are talking about.  :peek:

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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2011, 01:25:28 PM »
"Kevin married his wife Cheryl in July 2001 and together they have four children; Tyler, Sterling, Jacob and Jordan."

I can't quite imagine chanting Sterling Locket.....

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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2011, 01:29:57 PM »
Tyler Lockett was just featured twice on ESPN's College Football Live weekly instant replay highlight reel.  First for his run back next for his TD pass.  haven't seen the second replay before but he had a great shake off the line to break the CB's ankles to get open.
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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2011, 01:32:18 PM »
Tyler Lockett is just a fun name is say.
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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2011, 01:45:11 PM »
The twins are going to be like my favorite players ever.  I hope they're really good and one is a wr and the other is a qb.  Or maybe one is a wr and the other is a cb, so we can hear tales of their epic battles in practice and how the only person who can cover the wr is his brother, the cb.

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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2011, 01:50:17 PM »
I have heard that special team td returns skip a generation  :ohno:

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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2011, 01:53:49 PM »
Did Kevin have many special teams TDs?  :ohno:

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Re: Tyler Lockett
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2011, 02:23:49 PM »
Don't think Kevin had the blazing speed to stand out on special teams. That was more Aaron.