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Hidden talents
« on: October 21, 2011, 09:19:06 PM »
I do a very very good Barack Obama impersonation.


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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2011, 09:31:46 PM »
I can put one of my legs over my head.  :fatty: can also do headstand, handstand, and tripod.

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2011, 09:37:34 PM »
I have been know to , on occasion, run in a straight line much faster than you would expect.

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2011, 09:38:14 PM »
I'm a skilled pianist.


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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2011, 09:57:55 PM »
I have painted several moderately well received frescos.

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2011, 09:58:10 PM »
I can play 7 brass instruments, do the finger/knife stab really fast between the fingers thing fater than any of you though possible, herd cattle on foot better than any 7 of you on horse/4wheeler.

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2011, 09:59:13 PM »
I once bowled a 279 and was voted second team all-metro my sophomore year of high school.


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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2011, 10:05:51 PM »
I can play 7 brass instruments, do the finger/knife stab really fast between the fingers thing fater than any of you though possible, herd cattle on foot better than any 7 of you on horse/4wheeler.

 :nono:  Steve, I can herd cattle on a 4/wheeler like you wouldn't believe.

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2011, 10:09:04 PM »
I can play 7 brass instruments, do the finger/knife stab really fast between the fingers thing fater than any of you though possible, herd cattle on foot better than any 7 of you on horse/4wheeler.

 :nono:  Steve, I can herd cattle on a 4/wheeler like you wouldn't believe.
its a not a hidden talent if you brag about it every other day kim...

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2011, 10:11:25 PM »
I can play 7 brass instruments, do the finger/knife stab really fast between the fingers thing fater than any of you though possible, herd cattle on foot better than any 7 of you on horse/4wheeler.

 :nono:  Steve, I can herd cattle on a 4/wheeler like you wouldn't believe.
its a not a hidden talent if you brag about it every other day kim...

good point, but I just couldn't stand here and let Steve throw that in my face.

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2011, 10:15:13 PM »
I can play 7 brass instruments, do the finger/knife stab really fast between the fingers thing fater than any of you though possible, herd cattle on foot better than any 7 of you on horse/4wheeler.

 :nono:  Steve, I can herd cattle on a 4/wheeler like you wouldn't believe.
its a not a hidden talent if you brag about it every other day kim...

good point, but I just couldn't stand here and let Steve throw that in my face.
Its too bad being humble wan't a hidden talent of yours....

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2011, 10:44:55 PM »
I'm damn good at laser tag

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2011, 10:46:33 PM »
i once got a hole-in-one in a game of putt putt with my eyes closed. 

yeah, it was one of those holes where it's straight ahead with no obstacles, but that's still pretty impressive.

what i'm getting at is that i'm pretty talented at putt putt'ing.  not sure about golf, have ever played.

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2011, 11:11:04 PM »
I am better than anyone any of you know at standardized intelligence tests

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2011, 11:12:05 PM »
I'm a really good cook

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2011, 11:20:00 PM »
I'm really good at juggling.
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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2011, 11:22:12 PM »
i'm pretty good at handling wild rodents without getting bitten.  i doubt if people get that vibe from looking at me, and i don't go around telling everyone every second day, so it qualifies as hidden.  it may be a skill though, and not a talent.
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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2011, 11:46:41 PM »
i'm pretty good at handling wild rodents without getting bitten.  i doubt if people get that vibe from looking at me, and i don't go around telling everyone every second day, so it qualifies as hidden.  it may be a skill though, and not a talent.

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2011, 12:34:36 AM »
better than anyone in the world universe at the golf-ball-on-the-tee-snow-globe-thingy  :comehere:

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2011, 12:50:42 AM »
pretty good at the following voices:  kermit t frog, arnold swartzanegger, mark levin, gru, larry the cable guy, maybe all mike myers characters, mostly all dana carvey ones, sean connery, scooby doo, roger rabbit, dr. doofenshmirtz, harvey firestein, gary pinkel (or just a normal person talking between spoonfuls of breakfast cereal), and more more more

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2011, 12:52:16 AM »
proficient at the following accents: english (posh, cockney, bbc newspersons, and more!), australian, scottish, irish, german, russian, spanish, various american ones: northern, southern, chicagoan, bostonian, maybe new yorker, I go to other places and disappear like a secret agent from the movies. guys I'm serious

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2011, 02:19:46 AM »
better than anyone in the world universe at the golf-ball-on-the-tee-snow-globe-thingy  :comehere:
Man.  THIS is so true.


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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2011, 02:56:35 AM »
chunkles, that's very impressive.  you should do a podcast.
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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2011, 07:33:34 AM »
I'm an exceptional bingo player.
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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2011, 07:35:08 AM »
Chunkles doing a mark levin voice impression might just kill me,  if he can really replicate the unique whining pitch that guy has I don't think I could control the hilarity that would ensue.
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