Author Topic: Eating with some squawk players in the morning (Read 3211 times)

Tell them that the Dr. had a heart attack and that Cosh is now in charge! That will make them believe they have a chance to win. Then when Dr. walks out tomorrow they will be all

and then

to their locker room to hide.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2011, 09:51:07 AM »

Piss in their Cheerios.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2011, 09:57:29 AM »

14-1 their faces.

J · « **Reply #14 on:** October 21, 2011, 10:46:00 AM »

Be sitting down, but then all the sudden whip you dick out and start spinning it around and around while blasting piss everywhere, farting, and chanting, "Nauougha nauougha nauougha!!". Then poop on their waffles and yell, "I hope you like your syrup, BITCH". Then strut out of the place like you own it and kick the door out to leave.

RightMeow · « **Reply #15 on:** October 21, 2011, 10:52:07 AM »

Quote from: kitten_mittons on October 21, 2011, 09:19:59 AM

Quote from: Winters on October 21, 2011, 09:15:56 AM
What to do?
Set katpak head in every chair, when they come in to eat just kindly explain to them "Ain't no seats."

In French!!!

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #16 on:** October 21, 2011, 11:03:22 AM »

Play a game of dominoes with them.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #17 on:** October 21, 2011, 11:05:07 AM »

Ask them if they've heard anything back about the CFL draft.

doom · « **Reply #18 on:** October 21, 2011, 01:03:24 PM »

Ask them if they were polite and thanked Mr. Gundy after he decided to not put 100 on them.

the KHAN! · « **Reply #19 on:** October 21, 2011, 01:24:14 PM »

Just say "History Awaits" when you rise to leave. They'll understand what that means.

Branson Bound · « **Reply #20 on:** October 21, 2011, 01:55:41 PM »

Say the blessing and pray that KU loses right in front of them. That'll show those chicken squawks!

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #21 on:** October 21, 2011, 02:24:58 PM »

Free continental breakfast?