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What is it about the Jayhawks?
« on: October 17, 2011, 03:50:53 PM »
that makes it impossible for me to hate on these adorable birds?  i mean seriously :/

1)  turner gill (stud looking hotness).  

2)  great new field turf (hot).

3)  authentic retro vintage stadium design (hot).

4)  stud looking players (hot).

5)  uniforms that make me cream my pants (hot).

6)  jayhawk tramp stamp logo on back of uniform (molten hot).

7)  lawrence, kansas - perfect autumn setting for some pigskin (hot).

8)  pregame at the wheel (lava).

9)  post game at free state brewery (hot).

10)  post-post game at Quinton's (meow).

11)  the campanile (hot).


I'm sorry guys because I'm 100% EMAW-BONER but there's just something about these guys Ad Aspera'ing just like we do that doesn't allow me to hate on them.  They are our brothers and even during this week I can't hate.  Of course I want and expect fully to win this game but I hate that we're going to have to punish our bros to do it.  


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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2011, 03:52:22 PM »
Sexual identity outed

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2011, 03:52:47 PM »
That furry blue bird just makes you want to cuddle up with it. :fatty:

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2011, 03:54:34 PM »
That furry blue bird just makes you want to cuddle up with it. :fatty:

100% agree jmlynch1, and we haven't even broached the subject of Lil'Jay.


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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2011, 03:54:55 PM »
The buckles on the shoes just about send me over the edge.  Nothing not to like about our friends to the East.


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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2011, 03:56:50 PM »
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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2011, 03:58:23 PM »
font discussions in lieu of KSU_Fanalysis?
Academics is a stupid word.

Academic schools are synonymous for being rich, powerful and exclusive, three things Kansas State is not.

So when people throw the word "academics" around, that's really what they are referencing.

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2011, 04:02:59 PM »
The Jayhawk is like the symbol against slavery. Too bad we have to crap all over it this weekend

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2011, 04:03:47 PM »
I do love the retro-high school stadium.  No Texas sized monstrosity with new amenities for them.  Simple, old, small and not too crowded makes the game enjoyable for the whole family.  Spread out, take 3-4 seats a person.  And with free tickets for everyone, what is not to like?!

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2011, 04:07:47 PM »
if you don't enjoy wavin' the wheat on a lazy saturday afternoon then there is something seriously wrong with you.

12) wavin' the wheat (über-oh la la).


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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2011, 04:08:29 PM »
Lets not overlook how innovative KU has been with the concept of convienience.

Ordering tickets online too much of a hastle when you have a pile of Oles to eat?
Tickets too expensive?
Has the KU Athletic Department have a solution for you!

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2011, 04:08:43 PM »
I really like the track too. That place just epitomizes exercise and healthy living

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2011, 04:09:32 PM »
if you don't enjoy wavin' the wheat on a lazy saturday afternoon then there is something seriously wrong with you.

12) wavin' the wheat (über-oh la la).

swearing like a maniac when your team kicks the ball off? 

Yes please. 

Pretty please.

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2011, 04:10:00 PM »
I like how their fans can offer insights to 18th century Engish tavern culture.  I mean, wow, just wow.

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2011, 04:11:36 PM »
if you don't enjoy wavin' the wheat on a lazy saturday afternoon then there is something seriously wrong with you.

12) wavin' the wheat (über-oh la la).

swearing like a maniac when your team kicks the ball off? 

Yes please. 

Pretty please.

i love how they swear at kickoff.   it's cool because it's like they're saying "hey establishment, go screw yourself!"


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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2011, 04:23:13 PM »
i for one would like to volunteer to help finish the construction outside of lawrence, make it more convenient for the fine folks at the university of kansas to commute to populous cities such as kc and topeka 

you know, my way of saying thanks

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2011, 04:24:07 PM »
beak fellatio?  into it.

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2011, 04:28:29 PM »
if you don't enjoy wavin' the wheat on a lazy saturday afternoon then there is something seriously wrong with you.

12) wavin' the wheat (über-oh la la).

swearing like a maniac when your team kicks the ball off? 

Yes please. 

Pretty please.

i love how they swear at kickoff.   it's cool because it's like they're saying "hey establishment, go screw yourself!"

I knew you liked this years old tradition.

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2011, 04:33:04 PM »
It's a beautiful campus setting.  A real treasure to the United States.

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2011, 04:35:00 PM »
Driving to KC to catch a flight to any major city!?

duh, I like to see the countryside.

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2011, 04:40:12 PM »
Having your ku friends leave the game early and go and save you a seat at the bar is just pretty much over the top hospitality.   

Just amazing.


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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2011, 04:46:32 PM »
Smuggling flasks of liquor into Memorial Stadium on a lovely fall afternoon to watch some Big 12 football - does it get any better than that? 

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2011, 04:48:40 PM »
Smuggling flasks of liquor into Memorial Stadium on a lovely fall afternoon to watch some Big 12 football - does it get any better than that? 

Not anywhere outside of a little place called Heaven it doesn't.

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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2011, 04:50:12 PM »
It's a beautiful campus setting.  A real treasure to the United States.
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Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2011, 04:54:02 PM »
is there a more picturesque place to watch a game of good old american football than the hill?

i submit to you that no, there isn't