Speaking of Beasley, the Mike Beasley "mush" needs to be incorporated into a sign. Also:
"Pac-12 Rejects"
"OU Paperclips"
"Suck it, Drew Lavendar"
"Eric Crouch bags my groceries"
(Signs making fun of NU could be hilarious because you know those losers will be watching and they won't be able to do anything about us clowning them)