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Mustaches???
« on: October 12, 2011, 11:10:06 PM »
Cool or not cool? I've never had one, but now that im 27 i feel distinguished! Grow one or not to grow one? If this somehow helped the BBBS fundraiser I might look into it. Thoughts?


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Re: Mustaches???
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2011, 11:11:48 PM »
well, i don't see too many unmarried chicks with dudes with mustaches.  you know what to do.

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Re: Mustaches???
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2011, 11:18:44 PM »
If this somehow helped the BBBS fundraiser I might look into it. Thoughts?

Start growing one, buy the Frank Martin basketball for $250 all going to BBBS, and then use the combo of the ball and the mustache to tell girls you're somebody important.

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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2011, 11:22:00 PM »
If this somehow helped the BBBS fundraiser I might look into it. Thoughts?

Start growing one, buy the Frank Martin basketball for $250 all going to BBBS, and then use the combo of the ball and the mustache to tell girls you're somebody important.

Should I take the ball to the bars with my mustache so they know the importance of what I bring to the table?  :dunno:

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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2011, 11:27:13 PM »
If this somehow helped the BBBS fundraiser I might look into it. Thoughts?

Start growing one, buy the Frank Martin basketball for $250 all going to BBBS, and then use the combo of the ball and the mustache to tell girls you're somebody important.

Should I take the ball to the bars with my mustache so they know the importance of what I bring to the table?  :dunno:

Yes.  Make sure you bring someone to have your back in case any juiced up muscle heads try to eff with you.

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Re: Mustaches???
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2011, 11:29:12 PM »
If this somehow helped the BBBS fundraiser I might look into it. Thoughts?

Start growing one, buy the Frank Martin basketball for $250 all going to BBBS, and then use the combo of the ball and the mustache to tell girls you're somebody important.

Should I take the ball to the bars with my mustache so they know the importance of what I bring to the table?  :dunno:

Yes.  Make sure you bring someone to have your back in case any juiced up muscle heads try to eff with you.

Effing Piss!  :shakesfist:

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Re: Mustaches???
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2011, 07:26:09 AM »
Growing a mustache would really open up a wide variety of ring tones for my phone that are currently not avail to me.

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Re: Mustaches???
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2011, 07:28:57 AM »
with your hair color you would (probably) look (even more) like a pedo.

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Re: Mustaches???
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2011, 08:36:14 AM »
Do it. You won't be able to understand how you lived so long without one.

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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2011, 08:57:53 AM »
with your hair color you would (probably) look (even more) like a pedo.

Will someone finally tell this poor son of a bitch he's color blind? I'm not a ginger dumbass!

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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2011, 09:15:38 AM »
I feel like mustaches should be grown in the dark.

I mean, I always feel embarrassed for people who are in process of growing one in.  V awkward phase.  Plan that crap out. If you can't grow one in over the weekend, take vacation.  Just don't come to work with everything but your lip shaved and have to tell everyone about your plan.


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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2011, 09:26:11 AM »
I feel like mustaches should be grown in the dark.

I mean, I always feel embarrassed for people who are in process of growing one in.  V awkward phase.  Plan that crap out. If you can't grow one in over the weekend, take vacation.  Just don't come to work with everything but your lip shaved and have to tell everyone about your plan.



Yeah, I would suggest growing a beard and keeping it until the mustache is good and thick, then shave the beard off.

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Re: Mustaches???
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2011, 09:56:40 AM »
If this somehow helped the BBBS fundraiser I might look into it. Thoughts?

Start growing one, buy the Frank Martin basketball for $250 all going to BBBS, and then use the combo of the ball and the mustache to tell girls you're somebody important.

Should I take the ball to the bars with my mustache so they know the importance of what I bring to the table?  :dunno:

Yes.  Make sure you bring someone to have your back in case any juiced up muscle heads try to eff with you.

Effing Piss!  :shakesfist:

would like to hear more of the threats i laid out on you that night.  would also love to hear more about my juicedupedmuscleheadedness.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Mustaches???
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2011, 10:39:49 AM »
If this somehow helped the BBBS fundraiser I might look into it. Thoughts?

Start growing one, buy the Frank Martin basketball for $250 all going to BBBS, and then use the combo of the ball and the mustache to tell girls you're somebody important.

Should I take the ball to the bars with my mustache so they know the importance of what I bring to the table?  :dunno:

Yes.  Make sure you bring someone to have your back in case any juiced up muscle heads try to eff with you.

Effing Piss!  :shakesfist:

would like to hear more of the threats i laid out on you that night.  would also love to hear more about my juicedupedmuscleheadedness.

 :bwpopcorn:

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Re: Mustaches???
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2011, 10:48:47 AM »
If this somehow helped the BBBS fundraiser I might look into it. Thoughts?

Start growing one, buy the Frank Martin basketball for $250 all going to BBBS, and then use the combo of the ball and the mustache to tell girls you're somebody important.

Should I take the ball to the bars with my mustache so they know the importance of what I bring to the table?  :dunno:

Yes.  Make sure you bring someone to have your back in case any juiced up muscle heads try to eff with you.

Effing Piss!  :shakesfist:

would like to hear more of the threats i laid out on you that night.  would also love to hear more about my juicedupedmuscleheadedness.

 :bwpopcorn:

Unfortunately you were really nice! You were with an old client of mine. And you didn't seem tainted by @fanningksu's ways on this board! It was kind of upsetting. I thought I was more annoying than what I present. You were also very muscley, and I mean VERY muscley!!! *sp

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« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2011, 11:11:42 AM »
If this somehow helped the BBBS fundraiser I might look into it. Thoughts?

Start growing one, buy the Frank Martin basketball for $250 all going to BBBS, and then use the combo of the ball and the mustache to tell girls you're somebody important.

Should I take the ball to the bars with my mustache so they know the importance of what I bring to the table?  :dunno:

Yes.  Make sure you bring someone to have your back in case any juiced up muscle heads try to eff with you.

Effing Piss!  :shakesfist:

would like to hear more of the threats i laid out on you that night.  would also love to hear more about my juicedupedmuscleheadedness.

 :bwpopcorn:

Unfortunately you were really nice! You were with an old client of mine. And you didn't seem tainted by @fanningksu's ways on this board! It was kind of upsetting. I thought I was more annoying than what I present. You were also very muscley, and I mean VERY muscley!!! *sp

 :bwpopcorn:

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Re: Mustaches???
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2011, 11:23:31 AM »
:lol: 


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Re: Mustaches???
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2011, 05:45:11 PM »
i also  think you should by the ball, ginger or not the thing will make panties drop

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Re: Mustaches???
« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2011, 06:55:59 PM »


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