You are all dead to me.
Bender started early.
This is eerily similar to tonight's Real World that I'm watching simultaneously.
Man, bi-dude is crazy, right?
Damn. Missed it. Bi-dude is a disaster.
Yeah, but he's regular and nice when he's sober. Alcohol can be so dangerous.

I'm not buying the blackouts. On the post-game, he was describing what was going through his mind when he was screaming at the Missouri guy. Also, he didn't seem too weirded out about having awoken in a strange hotel miles away from home. Not sure it's the booze either. He was sober on the post-game and was still an bad person to the giant guy.
I'd like to see more of Sam's scheme. They show her entering a bar, where you'd think everyone would be like "who let this 16-year old dude in here?" and then it skips right to her hooking up with allegedly straight girls. Confusing.