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Re: Some Questions
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2011, 07:24:18 PM »


eff moons. Get money.
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Re: Some Questions
« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2011, 07:41:36 PM »
Quote from: _33 on October 12, 2011, 02:03:43 PM
First, why does the moon look so big sometimes and so small other times? It's always the same distance from the earth.

Second, why can't I catch a fly with my bare hands? I consider myself pretty quick and I sometimes sneak my hand up to within a few inches of the fly but they always get away. Why can't I catch one? They don't seem very fast when they are flying around.

Thanks.

I'd bet it was because every time you look at the moon you were at a different place dumb ass.  Hey, let's say you see the moon at the WalMart on 135th in Olathe one night and then the next night you happen to see the moon at the Jumpin' Catfish off 151st in Olathe the next night? Well, that's like 15 miles difference.  The moon is always going to look bigger or smaller.  Jesus.. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Some Questions
« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2011, 08:42:03 PM »
From what I've gathered from the Topeka Book Club your wife considers you pretty quick as well lmao
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Re: Some Questions
« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2011, 09:39:16 PM »
Would you rather die by drowning or fire?
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Re: Some Questions
« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2011, 09:58:56 PM »
Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 12, 2011, 09:39:16 PM
Would you rather die by drowning or fire?
Fire. Probably just pass out from the fumes.

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Re: Some Questions
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2011, 10:03:12 PM »
Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 12, 2011, 09:39:16 PM
Would you rather die by drowning or fire?

Do not turn this into a "would you rather" thread. Don't.
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Re: Some Questions
« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2011, 10:18:28 PM »
What is your favorite BWW sauce?
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Re: Some Questions
« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2011, 10:21:43 PM »
Quote from: _33 on October 12, 2011, 10:03:12 PM
Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 12, 2011, 09:39:16 PM
Would you rather die by drowning or fire?

Do not turn this into a "would you rather" thread. Don't.

Meh. It's my go-to question.
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Re: Some Questions
« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2011, 03:42:28 PM »
Good afternoon everyone. How are you?

I have a question. What do school bus drivers do during the school day? Do they just have the one route/school/kids? I'd like to imagine they all go park somewhere and sleep in the bus.

Thank you everyone and have a nice Friday evening, ok?
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Re: Some Questions
« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2011, 03:48:40 PM »
Quote from: AppleJack on November 04, 2011, 03:42:28 PM
Good afternoon everyone. How are you?

I have a question. What do school bus drivers do during the school day? Do they just have the one route/school/kids? I'd like to imagine they all go park somewhere and sleep in the bus.

Thank you everyone and have a nice Friday evening, ok?

Their second job.
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Re: Some Questions
« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2011, 03:48:51 PM »
Quote from: AppleJack on November 04, 2011, 03:42:28 PM
Good afternoon everyone. How are you?

I have a question. What do school bus drivers do during the school day? Do they just have the one route/school/kids? I'd like to imagine they all go park somewhere and sleep in the bus.

Thank you everyone and have a nice Friday evening, ok?

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Re: Some Questions
« Reply #36 on: November 04, 2011, 03:56:02 PM »
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Re: Some Questions
« Reply #37 on: November 04, 2011, 03:56:24 PM »
Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 12, 2011, 09:39:16 PM
Would you rather die by drowning or fire?

seems like drowning would be the worst way to die, besides aids.
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Re: Some Questions
« Reply #38 on: November 04, 2011, 03:59:49 PM »
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eff off.

Reported to mods. I don't think you'll be here much longer  :lol:

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mods started a file on you when you started having drunken sexual fantasies about me. 

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=4888.msg320935#msg320935
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Re: Some Questions
« Reply #39 on: November 04, 2011, 04:14:44 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Wichita on November 04, 2011, 03:59:49 PM
Quote from: AppleJack on November 04, 2011, 03:56:02 PM
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eff off.

Reported to mods. I don't think you'll be here much longer  :lol:

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mods started a file on you when you started having drunken sexual fantasies about me. 

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=4888.msg320935#msg320935

there and inch thick files on both of you. some pretty disturbing stuff to say the least.
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