Author Topic: Beating up Missouri fans (Read 2490 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **on:** October 07, 2011, 06:29:11 PM »

Just aced some greaseball down at the Rivermarket. 1 punch - loser was wearing a Moe jersey and drinking a Schlafly.

Sweet dreams, toothless hobo.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #1 on:** October 07, 2011, 06:35:41 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on October 07, 2011, 06:29:11 PM

Just aced some greaseball down at the Rivermarket. 1 punch - loser was wearing a Moe jersey and drinking a Schlafly.

Sweet dreams, toothless hobo.

good job lsoc.

Fldermaus · « **Reply #2 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:01:11 PM »

I will totally beat up a missouri fan if I see one.

Fldermaus · « **Reply #3 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:02:37 PM »

But how will I know if I see one? What do they look like?

SuperG · « **Reply #4 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:04:05 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on October 07, 2011, 06:29:11 PM

Just aced some greaseball down at the Rivermarket. 1 punch - loser was wearing a Moe jersey and drinking a Schlafly.

Sweet dreams, toothless hobo.

Nice work boss! Was it a well placed right hook or a stunning left jab?

I always thought the massive amounts of meth in a Mizzou fans system would make them numb in a fight and hard to finish off. Turns out these meth-craving, mouth-breathing, sister-loving dolts go down extremely easy. Who knew?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #5 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:05:05 PM »

Quote from: Fldermaus on October 07, 2011, 08:02:37 PM

But how will I know if I see one? What do they look like?

Look for a chump who is craving a rocket face punch.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #6 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:07:45 PM »

Quote from: SuperG on October 07, 2011, 08:04:05 PM

Quote from: Limestone on October 07, 2011, 06:29:11 PM
Just aced some greaseball down at the Rivermarket. 1 punch - loser was wearing a Moe jersey and drinking a Schlafly.

Sweet dreams, toothless hobo.

Nice work boss! Was it a well placed right hook or a stunning left jab?

I always thought the massive amounts of meth in a Mizzou fans system would make them numb in a fight and hard to finish off. Turns out these meth-craving, mouth-breathing, sister-loving dolts go down extremely easy. Who knew?

My lady friends said the same thing after I painted his face red. They yelled "watchout lsoc, he is tweaking!"

But when I set down my scotch to get ready for his speed fueled counter attack, he just laid there. Like a walnut bowl beneath a porno billboard.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #7 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:09:18 PM »

just got back from dillons. husband and wife mu fan there. don't ask me why. I spit on the wife and the husband saw. at first he was all "Wtf bro" and then we had some words and i spit on him. right in the middle of the checkout line. he was too scared to do anything so I followed them to their car and keyed it while they were getting in. it was a red Chrysler le baron.

wabash909 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:13:54 PM »

Rung up a couple of these fools over the lunch hour.

SuperG · « **Reply #9 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:17:25 PM »

Not too many Tigers fans out here in Denver... I'll probably just go down to the bar and look for the first sap wearing a Cardinals hat and punch him in the ear... and then laugh at him.

wetwillie · « **Reply #10 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:17:49 PM »

Man I hope sd's step dad stops hitting the hooch long enough to drive sd to the stadium tomorrow. So many nuts to crush, so little time.

felix rex · « **Reply #11 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:22:49 PM »

Pro tips: don't be overly encouraged if your first punch knocks their teeth out. Also, if you're cornered by a group, scatter some arrowheads in the nearest field.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #12 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:25:37 PM »

I like to taunt them with full jars of shine.

felix rex · « **Reply #13 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:26:15 PM »

Oh, and when territorially threatened, the males WILL flare the traits viewed as virile by their females. Don't be distracted by the fanned out porn in their hands, but for gods sakes RESPECT THE LIT ROMAN CANDLE clenched in their ass!

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #14 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:27:35 PM »

Pushed an MU dude down the escalator at the O.P. Mall today. Guy didn't know what hit him. Took him 15min. to hit the bottom of the escalator after he kept flailing but he finally did. What was I doing at the O.P. Mall you ask? Looking for an M.U. douche to abuse...

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #15 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:29:25 PM »

A Walnut Bowl bonfire sounds nice.

AppleJack · « **Reply #16 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:31:17 PM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on October 07, 2011, 08:09:18 PM

just got back from dillons. husband and wife mu fan there. don't ask me why. I spit on the wife and the husband saw. at first he was all "Wtf bro" and then we had some words and i spit on him. right in the middle of the checkout line. he was too scared to do anything so I followed them to their car and keyed it while they were getting in. it was a red Chrysler le baron.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #17 on:** October 07, 2011, 09:01:31 PM »

Quote from: I_have_purplewood on October 07, 2011, 08:27:35 PM

Pushed an MU dude down the escalator at the O.P. Mall today. Guy didn't know what hit him. Took him 15min. to hit the bottom of the escalator after he kept flailing but he finally did. What was I doing at the O.P. Mall you ask? Looking for an M.U. douche to abuse...

Oh crap, that cooker was on his way to Lidz and you rolled him.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #18 on:** October 07, 2011, 09:36:49 PM »

I need input, I'm about to orphan a few kids of a UMKC grad, does this count?

MadCat · « **Reply #19 on:** October 07, 2011, 10:08:02 PM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on October 07, 2011, 08:09:18 PM

just got back from dillons. husband and wife mu fan there. don't ask me why. I spit on the wife and the husband saw. at first he was all "Wtf bro" and then we had some words and i spit on him. right in the middle of the checkout line. he was too scared to do anything so I followed them to their car and keyed it while they were getting in. it was a red Chrysler le baron.

crucial detail: was it a convertible or hard top?