going to have to wait for wildfratcountry's recommendo's
Don't worry guys, I have quite the following of individuals who rely on my advice
before they can even get dressed in the morning. I'm obviously used to it.
See, I tend to go for something extremely outlandish. Example: last year me and my guy friend (who is similarly caucasian) dressed as Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne. The year before, I was Dorothy and I carried around my roommate's kitten at a party and told everyone that its name was Toto. It's amusing when girls "try" to dress "slutty" on Halloween, because in reality, they just look the exact same as they always do when they go out.