Baylor Bear smells thread. (steve dave bait)

[Kat Kid]

My guess?  Like Ben-gay and Tinactin?  He probably tries to cover this up with his Rx anti-perspirant that he applies to his face.  Right before he grabs his keys to leave, he prolly sprays a heavy dose of off-shoot Dakkar that his wife got him. 

In addition, I bet if you get up real close his hands smell like vaseline and butt.

[Dr Rick Daris]

My guess?  Like Ben-gay and Tinactin?  He probably tries to cover this up with his Rx anti-perspirant that he applies to his face.  Right before he grabs his keys to leave, he prolly sprays a heavy dose of off-shoot Dakkar that his wife got him. 

In addition, I bet if you get up real close his hands smell like vaseline and butt.

drew and currie could pass for twins. hate them both. in very different ways.

[sys]

man, you nailed it.  medicinal.  completely medicinal, sometimes with a hint of urine, vomit or rubber.  a lot like an old, unattractive nurse.

[steve dave]

man, you nailed it.  medicinal.  completely medicinal, sometimes with a hint of urine, vomit or rubber.  a lot like an old, unattractive nurse.

Wow, amazing description

[BigShotAttorneyCat]

man, you nailed it.  medicinal.  completely medicinal, sometimes with a hint of urine, vomit or rubber.  a lot like an old, unattractive nurse.

Wow, amazing description

Yeah, perfect

[Kat Kid]

Am guessing he probably smells like baby chowder and wet ones.

[Kat Kid]

breath:  grilled cheese, pepperoni stick, diet dr. thunder

hair:  head and shoulder's off-brand

in-general:  B.O. and moldy socks.

[Dugout DickStone]

My guess?  Like Ben-gay and Tinactin?  He probably tries to cover this up with his Rx anti-perspirant that he applies to his face.  Right before he grabs his keys to leave, he prolly sprays a heavy dose of off-shoot Dakkar that his wife got him. 

In addition, I bet if you get up real close his hands smell like vaseline and butt.

I'll bet you absolutely anything he is the kind of guy who talks on his self phone while he takes a crap.  Not just short convos but to recruits, other coaches, his family.  I bet he has called into the Big XII conf call at least once from a stall after a particularily bad meal of sea perch or other weird fish that weirdos eat.

  Also, kind of dude who takes his beverage with him to the bathroom.

[Kat Kid]

Is there any doubt this dude's mustache smell's like taint?

[Kat Kid]

I bet that guy smells like ear wax, hand sanitizer and Johnson and Johnson no tears.

[steve dave]

I bet that guy smells like ear wax, hand sanitizer and Johnson and Johnson no tears.

Oh man, this guy definitely smells like bibles

[Kat Kid]

I bet this guy smells like zit cream, grease and cheap vodka.

[steve dave]

I bet this guy smells like zit cream, grease and cheap vodka.

Definitely smells like masturbating in front of his computer.

[Kat Kid]

I bet this guy smells like zit cream, grease and cheap vodka.

Definitely smells like masturbating in front of his computer.

probably smells like gooch too, good call.

[Dugout DickStone]

I bet this guy smells like zit cream, grease and cheap vodka.

Definitely smells like masturbating in front of his computer.

probably smells like gooch too, good call.

and airplane glue...

[sys]

Definitely smells like masturbating in front of his computer.

lolled.  would make a good sig for him if he starts posting here.

[OK_Cat]

Am guessing he probably smells like baby chowder and wet ones.

smells a lot like unprotected rape. 

[SPE_khat]

My guess?  Like Ben-gay and Tinactin?  He probably tries to cover this up with his Rx anti-perspirant that he applies to his face.  Right before he grabs his keys to leave, he prolly sprays a heavy dose of off-shoot Dakkar that his wife got him. 

In addition, I bet if you get up real close his hands smell like vaseline and butt.

There is almost certainly a faint odor of Preparation H and Tucks medicated pads.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Is it me or does it look like he is holding his breath in that picture so he can't smell his own bad smelliness.

BTW I see him smelling like a frat house 3 days after a keg party and no body has cleaned up yet.  Old beer, vomit and dirty skanks underwear.

[deputy dawg]

My guess?  Like Ben-gay and Tinactin?  He probably tries to cover this up with his Rx anti-perspirant that he applies to his face.  Right before he grabs his keys to leave, he prolly sprays a heavy dose of off-shoot Dakkar that his wife got him. 

In addition, I bet if you get up real close his hands smell like vaseline and butt.

Smelling like vaseline and butt is a harsh allegation.

[Sugar Dick]

My guess?  Like Ben-gay and Tinactin?  He probably tries to cover this up with his Rx anti-perspirant that he applies to his face.  Right before he grabs his keys to leave, he prolly sprays a heavy dose of off-shoot Dakkar that his wife got him. 

In addition, I bet if you get up real close his hands smell like vaseline and butt.

Cheerios and apple juice