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Phil Bennett
« on: September 28, 2011, 02:45:02 PM »
lightning joke here


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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2011, 02:46:46 PM »
No flash in the pan.

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2011, 02:48:25 PM »
Did Phil hate blitzing more or less than Cosh?

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2011, 02:49:02 PM »
WILL LIGHTNING STRIKE TWICE IN MANHATTAN?????

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2011, 02:50:36 PM »
I heard a line will form around the stone memorial in memory of Nancy Bennett (outside the Vanier Football complex) for Baylor fans to get their scrotums kicked. Can anyone confirm/deny?

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There's a stone memorial in memory of Nancy Bennett outside the Vanier Football Complex. If anyone takes shots at Phil on Saturday, point them out to me because I want to meet them. One of the best guys I've ever met. And if you knew him during his time at K-State, you'll probably agree.
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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2011, 02:51:49 PM »
Loved Phil.
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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2011, 02:52:07 PM »
any rumblings we will come out on the field to Thunderstruck  :dunno:

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2011, 02:53:41 PM »
Being completely honest, truly (dunno how to avoid it sounding like sarcasm), I think a sign saying something negative about his wife would be horrible, but if someone were to actually do it they could say "Phil doesn't like Kansas weather".
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2011, 02:53:57 PM »
I watched his kids a couple times when I was a freshman.  true steve dave story I've slipped into past phil bennett threads.

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2011, 02:54:31 PM »
Being completely honest, truly (dunno how to avoid it sounding like sarcasm), I think a sign saying something negative about his wife would be horrible, but if someone were to actually do it they could say "Phil doesn't like Kansas weather".

Awful.  But, if he doesn't like it he should just give it 20 minutes because it will change.

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2011, 02:56:40 PM »
any rumblings we will come out on the field to Thunderstruck  :dunno:

LMAO, would be hilarious if we also played Thunder Rolls on third downs and other songs about lightning at various points in the game.

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2011, 02:57:58 PM »
Still waiting on an SD fighting you thread.

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2011, 02:59:46 PM »
I heard a line will form around the stone memorial in memory of Nancy Bennett (outside the Vanier Football complex) for Baylor fans to get their scrotums kicked. Can anyone confirm/deny?

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There's a stone memorial in memory of Nancy Bennett outside the Vanier Football Complex. If anyone takes shots at Phil on Saturday, point them out to me because I want to meet them. One of the best guys I've ever met. And if you knew him during his time at K-State, you'll probably agree.

Is this quote from SD or to SD or is there a possibility of a SD vs Baylor line forming by Big Ern'?

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2011, 03:10:26 PM »
Being completely honest, truly (dunno how to avoid it sounding like sarcasm), I think a sign saying something negative about his wife would be horrible, but if someone were to actually do it they could say "Phil doesn't like Kansas weather".

Awful.  But, if he doesn't like it he should just give it 20 minutes because it will change.
I said it was horrible.  :ck:
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2011, 03:11:14 PM »
I heard a line will form around the stone memorial in memory of Nancy Bennett (outside the Vanier Football complex) for Baylor fans to get their scrotums kicked. Can anyone confirm/deny?

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There's a stone memorial in memory of Nancy Bennett outside the Vanier Football Complex. If anyone takes shots at Phil on Saturday, point them out to me because I want to meet them. One of the best guys I've ever met. And if you knew him during his time at K-State, you'll probably agree.

Is this quote from SD or to SD or is there a possibility of a SD vs Baylor line forming by Big Ern'?
This was a quote from D.Scott.
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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2011, 03:34:12 PM »
I watched his kids a couple times when I was a freshman.  true steve dave story I've slipped into past phil bennett threads.
male babysitter. that just seems unnatural

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2011, 03:41:26 PM »
I watched his kids a couple times when I was a freshman.  true steve dave story I've slipped into past phil bennett threads.
male babysitter. that just seems unnatural

He wasn't babysitting.  Just watching them.

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2011, 03:43:35 PM »
I watched his kids a couple times when I was a freshman.  true steve dave story I've slipped into past phil bennett threads.
male babysitter. that just seems unnatural

He wasn't babysitting.  Just watching them.

I was subcontracted by Jim Gusch's daughter

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2011, 03:44:15 PM »
I watched his kids a couple times when I was a freshman.  true steve dave story I've slipped into past phil bennett threads.
male babysitter. that just seems unnatural

He wasn't babysitting.  Just watching them.


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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2011, 04:57:30 PM »
His doppelganger sold my college roommate a Honda Accord at Little Apple Toyota/Honda.

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2011, 05:06:48 PM »
i thought Phil kinda liked blitzing?

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2011, 05:14:08 PM »
I watched his kids a couple times when I was a freshman.  true steve dave story I've slipped into past phil bennett threads.
male babysitter. that just seems unnatural

He wasn't babysitting.  Just watching them.

I was subcontracted by Jim Gusch's daughter
you dated janny the tranny?

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2011, 05:53:42 PM »
Saw him walking the sidewalk in Aggieville with his kids one sunny afternoon once.  He nodded at me and said hi.  Don't know why but I thought that was exciting.

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2011, 06:17:23 PM »
She had a job lined up where I worked until that happened.

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Re: Phil Bennett
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2011, 06:25:11 PM »