Author Topic: Ships soon to be missing (Read 2696 times)

CNS · « **on:** September 28, 2011, 12:33:17 PM »

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(CNN) -- Iran plans to send ships near the Atlantic coast of the United States, state-run Islamic Republic News Agency reported Tuesday, quoting a commander.

"The Navy of the Iranian Army will have a powerful presence near the United States borders," read the headline of the story, in Farsi.

"Commander of the Navy of the Army of the Islamic Republic of Iran broke the news about the plans for the presence of this force in the Atlantic Ocean and said that the same way that the world arrogant power is present near our marine borders, we, with the help of our sailors who follow the concept of the supreme jurisprudence, shall also establish a powerful presence near the marine borders of the United States," the story said. The reference to the "world arrogant power" was presumably intended to refer to the United States.

jtksu · « **Reply #1 on:** September 28, 2011, 01:25:59 PM »

Iran has a tiny little navy. Not sure why they would want to donate targets for us to practice with.

puniraptor · « **Reply #2 on:** September 28, 2011, 01:27:47 PM »

Whatev. As soon as they get within sight of our shores they will realize how comparatively awesome America is and jump ship and defect.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #3 on:** September 28, 2011, 07:43:33 PM »

How far does their nuke shoot?

jtksu · « **Reply #4 on:** September 28, 2011, 09:37:42 PM »

Just thought of this- I bet their daily prayers are interesting on a ship or in a submarine.

DQ12 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 28, 2011, 10:09:50 PM »

Seems fair.

CNS · « **Reply #6 on:** September 29, 2011, 10:01:26 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on September 28, 2011, 10:09:50 PM

Seems fair.

No offense, but fair can go eff it's self in it's fat face.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #7 on:** September 29, 2011, 11:09:18 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on September 28, 2011, 10:09:50 PM

Seems fair.

It would be fair if we had an insane, narcissistic, war monger for a leader.........nm. Seems fair.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #8 on:** September 29, 2011, 11:26:48 AM »

I bet they don't have a ship that can get this far.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #9 on:** September 29, 2011, 12:09:45 PM »

seems like a waste of time and money. But more power to them. Wouldn't mind seeing them accidentally move into US waters tho.

pike · « **Reply #10 on:** September 29, 2011, 12:38:35 PM »

They probably don't even exist. Just more fear mongering by our big brave government and media

ednksu · « **Reply #11 on:** September 29, 2011, 01:02:26 PM »

Quote from: pike on September 29, 2011, 12:38:35 PM

They probably don't even exist. Just more fear mongering by our big brave government and media

Iran knowledge fail

pike · « **Reply #12 on:** September 29, 2011, 01:03:37 PM »

Quote from: ednksu on September 29, 2011, 01:02:26 PM

Quote from: pike on September 29, 2011, 12:38:35 PM
They probably don't even exist. Just more fear mongering by our big brave government and media
Iran knowledge fail

no, denied

Brock Landers · « **Reply #13 on:** September 29, 2011, 01:27:11 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on September 29, 2011, 11:26:48 AM

I bet they don't have a ship that can get this far.

One way suicide mission!!!1!

CNS · « **Reply #14 on:** September 29, 2011, 01:53:25 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on September 29, 2011, 01:27:11 PM

Quote from: Limestone on September 29, 2011, 11:26:48 AM
I bet they don't have a ship that can get this far.

One way suicide mission!!!1!

Yep, but which tower will they sail them into?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #15 on:** October 03, 2011, 03:22:01 PM »

The first ship has shown up.

jtksu · « **Reply #16 on:** October 03, 2011, 03:24:04 PM »

Curious how the international laws work in a situ like this.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #17 on:** October 03, 2011, 03:39:12 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on October 03, 2011, 03:24:04 PM

Curious how the international laws work in a situ like this.

I believe that as long as they stay in international waters, they are fine. If they cross their ship into US waters, we are free to blow the everliving crap out of them. Should be fun to watch.

CNS · « **Reply #18 on:** October 03, 2011, 03:52:51 PM »

Cannot wait to see the stories about FL, GA, NC, etc redneck retards taking shots at them with deer riffles, potato guns, and pipe bombs out of their bass boats

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #19 on:** October 04, 2011, 10:55:04 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on October 03, 2011, 03:52:51 PM

Cannot wait to see the stories about FL, GA, NC, etc redneck retards taking shots at them with deer riffles, potato guns, and pipe bombs out of their bass boats

none of those things shoot 25 miles, their going to have to row their boats pretty far out to sea

CNS · « **Reply #20 on:** October 05, 2011, 09:06:31 AM »

Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on October 04, 2011, 10:55:04 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on October 03, 2011, 03:52:51 PM
Cannot wait to see the stories about FL, GA, NC, etc redneck retards taking shots at them with deer riffles, potato guns, and pipe bombs out of their bass boats

none of those things shoot 25 miles, their going to have to row their boats pretty far out to sea

your reading skills are becoming infamous.

jtksu · « **Reply #21 on:** October 05, 2011, 11:41:17 AM »

I like to watch the beginning of the bass tournaments, when the teams row their boats really fast out to their desired spots.