Something amazing happened today

[pissclams]

that's what you're supposed to do with them, good job, Poster formerly known as jthutch.

[OK_Cat]

one time, while eating at Sonic, i looked through my tator tots and there was a french fry.  Blew my mind.  How did that guy sneak out of side dish purgatory and into my car?

[DQ12]

One time, I was on the Birther Pit board and saw a decent post.

[Fldermaus]

I reached into a normal bag of m&m's and I pulled out a handful (7) m&m's and they were all orange. 

I can't believe it. I've been telling everyone.

Important, what size bag?  Plain or Peanut?  By normal, you mean it had the full range of colors?

[pissclams]

I reached into a normal bag of m&m's and I pulled out a handful (7) m&m's and they were all orange. 

I can't believe it. I've been telling everyone.

Important, what size bag?  Plain or Peanut?  By normal, you mean it had the full range of colors?

i wonder if he reached into a bag of halloween m&m's  -hmmm, the  mystery of 33's adventure continues 

[0.42]

One time, I was on the Birther Pit board and saw a decent post.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=14678.msg350228#msg350228

(appropriate "thread listening music" imo)

[jmlynch1]

You guys just don't get it. Get a clue.

What I don't get is why somebody would post this in the shadow of the triple poptart post a week ago.

[KITNfury]

one time, while eating at Sonic, i looked through my tator tots and there was a french fry.  Blew my mind.  How did that guy sneak out of side dish purgatory and into my car?

Had something like that happen with chips, like a potato chip in my corn chips. Was all "whoaa", then I ate it.

[ltrain]

One time I found a fingernail in my can of mixed nuts.  It was gross. 

[Saulbadguy]

One time I found a fingernail in my can of mixed nuts.  It was gross. 

a full fingernail, or just a clipping?

[WillieWatanabe]

One time I found a fingernail in my can of mixed nuts.  It was gross. 

did you notice it before you put it in your mouth?

[ltrain]

One time I found a fingernail in my can of mixed nuts.  It was gross. 

a full fingernail, or just a clipping?

It was a big fake fingernail, painted up and everything.

[ltrain]

One time I found a fingernail in my can of mixed nuts.  It was gross. 

did you notice it before you put it in your mouth?

Yes, then Mrs ltrain called and complained.  They offered to send us a free can of nuts or something, we declined.

[I_have_purplewood]

Hey _33, orange you glad you started this thread? 

p.s. 
Don't believe you lard ass.

[Brock Landers]

One time I found a fingernail in my can of mixed nuts.  It was gross. 

did you notice it before you put it in your mouth?

Yes, then Mrs ltrain called and complained.  They offered to send us a free can of nuts or something, we declined.

Always decline the first offer.  Use it as a bargaining tool on your way to a whole case of mixed nuts.

[OK_Cat]

One time I found a fingernail in my can of mixed nuts.  It was gross. 

did you notice it before you put it in your mouth?

Yes, then Mrs ltrain called and complained.  They offered to send us a free can of nuts or something, we declined.

why did your woman make the call and not you?  either this story is a fake, or you are kind of a sissy.   

[ltrain]

One time I found a fingernail in my can of mixed nuts.  It was gross. 

did you notice it before you put it in your mouth?

Yes, then Mrs ltrain called and complained.  They offered to send us a free can of nuts or something, we declined.

why did your woman make the call and not you?  either this story is a fake, or you are kind of a sissy.   

a) i hate talking on the phone, really i hate talking to people in general
2.  i am a sissy

[WillieWatanabe]

One time I found a fingernail in my can of mixed nuts.  It was gross. 

did you notice it before you put it in your mouth?

Yes, then Mrs ltrain called and complained.  They offered to send us a free can of nuts or something, we declined.

oh ok. How did it taste?

[_33]

I reached into a normal bag of m&m's and I pulled out a handful (7) m&m's and they were all orange. 

I can't believe it. I've been telling everyone.

Important, what size bag?  Plain or Peanut?  By normal, you mean it had the full range of colors?

Regular sized bag, like you get at a gas station. Plain. Yes.

Great post Fldermaus. Your post and my posts are the only good posts in this thread. Congrats to me and you and no one else.

[Fldermaus]

Assume a 1.5 oz bag with 6 different colors, 9 m&m of each color.  Total of 54 pieces in bag.  Probability of drawing seven consecutive of the same color is:

P = (9/54 * 8/53 * 7/52 * 6/51 * 5/50 * 4/49 * 3/48), which is roughly 1 in 5 million.

This is the probability of drawing the seven immediately upon opening the bag.  If you ate some non-orange m&m's before pulling your seven, then the probability would increase. 

[Saulbadguy]

Assume a 1.5 oz bag with 6 different colors, 9 m&m of each color.  Total of 54 pieces in bag.  Probability of drawing seven consecutive of the same color is:

P = (9/54 * 8/53 * 7/52 * 6/51 * 5/50 * 4/49 * 3/48), which is roughly 1 in 5 million.

This is the probability of drawing the seven immediately upon opening the bag.  If you ate some non-orange m&m's before pulling your seven, then the probability would increase. 

He's a liar.

[Fldermaus]

Assume a 1.5 oz bag with 6 different colors, 9 m&m of each color.  Total of 54 pieces in bag.  Probability of drawing seven consecutive of the same color is:

P = (9/54 * 8/53 * 7/52 * 6/51 * 5/50 * 4/49 * 3/48), which is roughly 1 in 5 million.

This is the probability of drawing the seven immediately upon opening the bag.  If you ate some non-orange m&m's before pulling your seven, then the probability would increase. 

He's a liar.

If everyone on earth shook out seven M&M's, only ~1400 would get seven of the same color.  Maybe 233 of them would get orange.

[Fldermaus]

Of course, if they were Reese's Pieces, then it's like 50:50.

[jmlynch1]

Assume a 1.5 oz bag with 6 different colors, 9 m&m of each color.  Total of 54 pieces in bag.  Probability of drawing seven consecutive of the same color is:

P = (9/54 * 8/53 * 7/52 * 6/51 * 5/50 * 4/49 * 3/48), which is roughly 1 in 5 million.

This is the probability of drawing the seven immediately upon opening the bag.  If you ate some non-orange m&m's before pulling your seven, then the probability would increase. 

Apparently there are 200,000,000 m&ms sold in the US every day. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

Assume a 1.5 oz bag with 6 different colors, 9 m&m of each color.  Total of 54 pieces in bag.  Probability of drawing seven consecutive of the same color is:

P = (9/54 * 8/53 * 7/52 * 6/51 * 5/50 * 4/49 * 3/48), which is roughly 1 in 5 million.

This is the probability of drawing the seven immediately upon opening the bag.  If you ate some non-orange m&m's before pulling your seven, then the probability would increase. 

every fool in the world knows that there are more orange m&ms than other colored m&ms. even i know this and i quit eating m&ms years ago because of how garbage of a candy they are. this post and this whole thread is just one big joke after one failed punchline that written by horrible writers with even worse timing. take it to the wb or the local yakshack amateur night fellas.