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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2011, 02:45:10 PM »

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2011, 02:50:03 PM »
i like blueberry

i tried these a couple years ago but they were too sweet:







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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2011, 02:55:29 PM »
Did you know they actually make Pop Tarts that don't have frosting on them?  What the hell is this all about????

Plain strawberry are one of my fav's.....out of the toaster.

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 :horrorsurprise:    What is wrong with you guys??  A Pop Tart without frosting is like a nice firm boob without a nipple.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2011, 03:37:09 PM »
Did you know they actually make Pop Tarts that don't have frosting on them?  What the hell is this all about????

Plain strawberry are one of my fav's.....out of the toaster.

Boom Toasted!

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 :horrorsurprise:    What is wrong with you guys??  A Pop Tart without frosting is like a nice firm boob without a nipple.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2011, 03:40:26 PM »
i like blueberry

i tried these a couple years ago but they were too sweet:







might be better frozen(if that's not what you tried)

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2011, 03:42:47 PM »
cherry, frosted.
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2011, 04:34:48 PM »

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2011, 06:02:46 PM »
Toasted: S'mores or Blueberry with frosting

Untoasted: Brown sugar cinnamon

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2011, 06:10:17 PM »
I can just see you fat fucks now, nom nom nom...MOM WE NEED MORE POPTARTS!!
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2011, 09:53:55 PM »
I don't always eat poptarts but when I do I prefer brown sugar, just like a young boy should.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2011, 10:22:15 PM »
Brown Sugar Cinnamon, frosted, toasted.
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2011, 11:30:41 PM »
I alternate between frosted brown sugar and frosted.  Used to like blueberry and strawberry, but I think they changed the formula several years back.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #37 on: September 16, 2011, 10:11:18 AM »
Brown Sugar, microwaved.
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #38 on: September 16, 2011, 10:18:22 AM »
lmao at having to say "frosted". do they even make non-frosted pop-tarts anymore?

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #39 on: September 16, 2011, 11:47:13 AM »
lmao at having to say "frosted". do they even make non-frosted pop-tarts anymore?

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Did you know they actually make Pop Tarts that don't have frosting on them?  What the hell is this all about????


Yeah I saw these in Dillon's the other day.  Blew my mind.  For a moment I felt sad for kids who have to choke that crap down....but then I thought maybe unfrosted Pop Tarts can be used as some sort of punishment for bad kids.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #40 on: September 16, 2011, 02:37:41 PM »
lmao at having to say "frosted". do they even make non-frosted pop-tarts anymore?

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Did you know they actually make Pop Tarts that don't have frosting on them?  What the hell is this all about????


Yeah I saw these in Dillon's the other day.  Blew my mind.  For a moment I felt sad for kids who have to choke that crap down....but then I thought maybe unfrosted Pop Tarts can be used as some sort of punishment for bad kids.
Yeah I bought some by accident a few years ago.  I opened it up and BAM no frosting.  I opened the next package thinking it was just a manufaturer mix up but again no frosting.  I looked at the box and sure enough no frosting. I was pissed and just threw the whole thing in the trash.  :kstategrad:

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #41 on: September 16, 2011, 03:17:33 PM »
I never liked them toasted, but s'mores on a ski lift is a pre-formed rectangle of heaven.
Also as a young tike, I only liked blueberry UN-frosted...not a huge fan of super sweet breakfast foods...

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #42 on: September 16, 2011, 03:27:54 PM »
generic ones called "toast'ems" is what I got :(
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #43 on: September 16, 2011, 03:44:08 PM »
generic ones called "toast'ems" is what I got :(

In school, there were actually a few flavors of Toast 'ems that I liked better than their Pop Tart counterparts. :surprised:

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #44 on: September 16, 2011, 03:58:23 PM »
Didn't we already have this thread? Couldn't find it. Something strange is going on.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #45 on: September 16, 2011, 04:56:48 PM »
Didn't we already have this thread? Couldn't find it. Something strange is going on.

i couldn't remember if i already started one or if it was on my list of threads to start.  ksufans


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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #46 on: May 20, 2014, 01:19:50 PM »
I'm munching on a frosted strawberry one right now. Untoasted, because I'm classy and sophisticated.

How do you eat them, one end to the other or do you break them in half?

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #47 on: May 20, 2014, 01:24:33 PM »
Bite off the two long (unfrosted) sides, bite off two short (frosted) sides, eat middle.

All of this is done with frosted side towards the tongue
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #48 on: May 20, 2014, 01:25:27 PM »
Why would you break them in half? That would just make extra crumbs.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #49 on: May 20, 2014, 01:26:48 PM »
New food idea:

Use s'more poptarts as the crackers in making actual s'mores!