scene: like 1970 or whenever. wichita kansas right by the shitty wsu campus. our protagonist enters the scene in an apron covered in flour.
wichita dude: wazza matta, my'a pizza pie a'rules! no?
scene: like 2025. pan to south koreans eating like belt buckles and pokemon cards on pizza.
wichita dude's great grand children: mama mia! just like papa pizza hut guy'a made it!