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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #325 on: May 05, 2022, 08:55:26 PM »
I have a few different questions


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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #326 on: May 05, 2022, 09:01:17 PM »
scene: like 1970 or whenever. wichita kansas right by the shitty wsu campus. our protagonist enters the scene in an apron covered in flour.

wichita dude: wazza matta, my'a pizza pie a'rules! no?

scene: like 2025. pan to south koreans eating like belt buckles and pokemon cards on pizza.

wichita dude's great grand children: mama mia! just like papa pizza hut guy'a made it!

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #327 on: May 05, 2022, 09:51:01 PM »
lmfao

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #329 on: June 29, 2022, 10:13:49 AM »
Being the main chef guy at Taco Bell that gets to mess around and think of weird crap to make sounds like a fun gig.

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« Reply #330 on: June 29, 2022, 10:16:35 AM »
they should call that thing Icarus

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #331 on: June 29, 2022, 10:39:54 AM »
The need to use those Tabasco cheez its

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« Reply #332 on: June 29, 2022, 10:42:37 AM »
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« Reply #333 on: June 29, 2022, 10:44:23 AM »
The need to use those Tabasco cheez its
My mom would always buy me tabasco cheez its every time i went home because she knew i liked spicy stuff.  But I really don't like tabasco or tabasco cheez its.  PU.  No matter how many times i told her that I'd just prefer any other kind of cheez it, she'd always mistakenly buy me those. 

Anyway, one time she remembered and got me the buffalo cheeze its.  Now those are #money.


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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #334 on: June 29, 2022, 10:49:02 AM »
Extra toasty

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #335 on: June 29, 2022, 10:50:56 AM »
The need to use those Tabasco cheez its
My mom would always buy me tabasco cheez its every time i went home because she knew i liked spicy stuff.  But I really don't like tabasco or tabasco cheez its.  PU.  No matter how many times i told her that I'd just prefer any other kind of cheez it, she'd always mistakenly buy me those. 

Anyway, one time she remembered and got me the buffalo cheeze its.  Now those are #money.
Those buffalo ones are damn good too.  Make a buffalo chicken crunch wrap with that bad boy and you'll sell millions.

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« Reply #336 on: June 29, 2022, 11:14:09 AM »


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« Reply #337 on: June 29, 2022, 11:20:53 AM »
Who will be our hero and post a review of the Cheez-It tostada?

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« Reply #338 on: June 29, 2022, 11:25:18 AM »
lil sd and I will get t-bell for certain after baseball in the next week. I will get that thing if available.

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« Reply #339 on: June 29, 2022, 12:29:04 PM »
So, I don’t want to call Taco Bell a liar, but 16x doesn’t seem big enough. Is it a tiny tostada?
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« Reply #340 on: June 29, 2022, 12:31:03 PM »
yeah that would only be 4x4 regular size cheezits

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« Reply #341 on: June 29, 2022, 12:31:40 PM »
I've only had t bell one time since I moved but this might bring me back.
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« Reply #342 on: June 29, 2022, 02:37:39 PM »
FYI -- this is only available at one tbell rn if you read the article. 


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« Reply #343 on: June 29, 2022, 02:43:32 PM »
what's the point of the taco bell in westport if they don't give the people what they want

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« Reply #344 on: June 29, 2022, 06:20:40 PM »
what's the point of the taco bell in westport if they don't give the people what they want
i don’t want to be that guy, but really, where is one supposed to park when going to the taco bell cantina?  i tried circling the block a few times on monday at lunch and the closest I could find was the westport parking deck.  is that it or did I miss something? the 5-6 street parking spots on broadway were filled.


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« Reply #345 on: June 29, 2022, 06:33:20 PM »
No way I could go to the bell and NOT get a Gordita or a chalupa


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« Reply #346 on: June 29, 2022, 06:33:42 PM »
With about 50 packets of fire


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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #347 on: June 29, 2022, 06:38:52 PM »
yeah that would only be 4x4 regular size cheezits
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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #348 on: June 29, 2022, 06:41:40 PM »
I guess it's about 4"x4".  Not too bad

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« Reply #349 on: June 29, 2022, 07:10:57 PM »
Just order however many you guys need to cover your square foot cravings.