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Steel Jantz is terrifying
« on: September 10, 2011, 02:15:38 PM »
The name.  The arm.  The legend.


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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2011, 02:17:17 PM »
The rest of the team and the coach...not terrifying.

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2011, 02:19:10 PM »
Jesus Christ.  If it were not for the red and yellow, the grass field, the fat fans, and the lack of adorableness I could see a Freemaw comparo.

This man is willing this crap team to victory.  I am frightened.

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2011, 02:19:45 PM »
Welp, 3rd and Goal.  This is where we find out if this is Steel's oSu moment.

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2011, 02:20:09 PM »
 :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2011, 02:20:27 PM »
Put ISU in the L column also

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2011, 02:20:33 PM »
 :ohno:

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2011, 02:20:59 PM »
MY GOD!

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2011, 02:21:26 PM »
"Absolutely impressive!"

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2011, 02:24:40 PM »
How the eff did we lose Jantz?  Jfc Shawn.   :goodbyecruelworld:

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2011, 02:25:09 PM »
Yep, the real deal.  Nice to have more than the audio for that one too.

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2011, 02:28:23 PM »
Never heard of him.

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2011, 02:28:40 PM »
So jealous
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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2011, 02:40:55 PM »
same old iowa state
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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2011, 02:41:11 PM »
Jesus Christ.  If it were not for the red and yellow, the grass field, the fat fans, and the lack of adorableness I could see a Freemaw comparo.

This man is willing this crap team to victory.  I am frightened.

If he is "willing" his team towards victory then he is nothing like Freemaw.

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2011, 02:41:28 PM »
OT?  4th and Goal?  Down by 7?

Time for some STEEL!

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2011, 02:42:10 PM »
Jesus Christ.  If it were not for the red and yellow, the grass field, the fat fans, and the lack of adorableness I could see a Freemaw comparo.

This man is willing this crap team to victory.  I am frightened.

If he is "willing" his team towards victory then he is nothing like Freemaw.

I will slap your mouth so hard those words get gobbled back up and you agree with me.

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2011, 02:42:53 PM »
I mean......

I don't even....

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2011, 02:43:12 PM »
 :sdeek:
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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2011, 02:44:40 PM »
Michael Smith did not want.

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2011, 02:45:12 PM »
Steel to his teammates on the sideline:  "NOW DO YOU BELIEVE?"

Teammates:  "YES!"

Steel:  "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

Teammates:  "WE BELIEVE!"

Steel:  "CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS...."

ALL:  "CAN'T LOSE!"

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2011, 02:45:54 PM »
This makes me hate OBz even more. In his third rough ridin' year and we don't have a decent QB.

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2011, 02:48:08 PM »
This makes me hate OBz even more. In his third rough ridin' year and we don't have a decent QB.

It really raises some questions.  Questions like:

                                                                    A)  Why is Snyder not being run out of town?
                                                                    B)  Why is this an acceptable level of performance from our Medicare recipient leader?
                                                                    C)  What will it take to change the status quo?

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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2011, 02:48:15 PM »


spicoli
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Re: Steel Jantz is terrifying
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2011, 02:49:16 PM »


Congrats, Clones!
“They said something along the lines of ‘it kind of sounds like you’d be interested in it.’ And I said ‘hell yeah I am. Why not?’” -Doug Gottlieb