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No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« on: September 08, 2011, 07:52:52 PM »
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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2011, 07:55:59 PM »
Great work, Brad.  Fun read.


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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2011, 07:57:56 PM »
kcnut, more like squawknut

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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2011, 07:59:03 PM »
All i have to say if jordy nelson don't have a statue of him in Reilly then that a big fail.  
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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2011, 08:00:55 PM »
All i have to say if jordy nelson don't have a statue of him in Reilly then that a big fail. 
agreed and i think he will have two statues, one outside of LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium and one in Reilly.  he is a great overlord.  just scored a touchdown.


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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2011, 08:01:48 PM »
wes suck my ass dickfucker. i am a wildcats fan. more then you and your gay friends. I wear my 35-7 sweatshirt in tulsa oklahoma while you sit back and jerkoff. Also jordy just scored whoo hoo.
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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2011, 08:01:55 PM »
just scored a touchdown.

yep.  :ksu:

edit and nice 36 yard reception by sproles
« Last Edit: September 08, 2011, 08:07:16 PM by goldenticket »

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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2011, 08:17:08 PM »
wes suck my ass dickfucker. i am a wildcats fan. more then you and your gay friends. I wear my 35-7 sweatshirt in tulsa oklahoma while you sit back and jerkoff. Also jordy just scored whoo hoo.

You're wearing 10 year old clothes?

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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2011, 08:25:19 PM »
wes suck my ass dickfucker. i am a wildcats fan. more then you and your gay friends. I wear my 35-7 sweatshirt in tulsa oklahoma while you sit back and jerkoff. Also jordy just scored whoo hoo.

You're wearing 10 year old clothes?


Hey, I still wear my '97 ICAT shirt (rarely outside the house, tho)

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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2011, 08:40:16 PM »
wes suck my ass dickfucker. i am a wildcats fan. more then you and your gay friends. I wear my 35-7 sweatshirt in tulsa oklahoma while you sit back and jerkoff. Also jordy just scored whoo hoo.

sproles just scored, and you are a squawk, sorry

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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2011, 08:40:44 PM »
Sproles  :love: :love: :lynchmob:
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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2011, 08:41:38 PM »
#teamsproles

Hope This Helps Brad:

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=14510.0

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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2011, 08:41:52 PM »
That was nice.

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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2011, 08:42:00 PM »
wes your an ass and i take care of my clothes. Also darren sproles is AWWEEESSSSOOOOMMMEE. :lynchmob:
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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2011, 08:43:39 PM »
wes your an ass and i take care of my clothes. Also darren sproles is AWWEEESSSSOOOOMMMEE. :lynchmob:

my wife takes care of my clothes, so what  :dunno:

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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2011, 08:48:42 PM »
Dude your an idiot. Also suck my nuts.
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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2011, 08:52:21 PM »
Dude your an idiot. Also suck my nuts.

that's not nice at all. 

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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2011, 08:54:57 PM »
Darren sproles is treading on twitter. Kansas state is in the house.
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« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2011, 08:55:36 PM »
this game has me all EMAW....
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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2011, 08:57:26 PM »
Darren sproles is treading on twitter. Kansas state is in the da house.

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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2011, 08:57:56 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2011, 09:05:18 PM »
What I wouldn't give to have sproles in a Cats jersey this year.......
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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2011, 09:14:42 PM »
what's this about brad being a squawk?

not surprised.  :dunno:

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« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2011, 09:19:36 PM »
what's this about brad being a squawk?

not surprised.  :dunno:

that's the rumor.  he rocks chalks

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Re: No thread about your new overlord Jordy Nelson and Darren Sproles
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2011, 09:20:46 PM »
what's this about brad being a squawk?

not surprised.  :dunno:

that's the rumor.  he rocks chalks

come to think about it, i did see a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) fella walking down the street in tulsa the other day wearing a rock chalk jayhawk shirt.  i'm not sayin', i'm just sayin'.