Author Topic: tortious interference according to Shaggybevo... (Read 8411 times)

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #1 on:** September 07, 2011, 09:35:00 PM »

I'm going to use this thread to show other funny shaggybevo stuff. There's a Florida guy over there who didn't know about the aggie jizz jar burning thing, so someone threw up this gem...

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #2 on:** September 07, 2011, 09:41:36 PM »

There apparently is at least one goEMAW'r who also doesn't know about the "Aggie Jizz jar."

pike · « **Reply #3 on:** September 07, 2011, 09:43:38 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on September 07, 2011, 09:41:36 PM

There apparently is at least one goEMAW'r who also doesn't know about the "Aggie Jizz jar."

Make that two

Kat Kid · « **Reply #4 on:** September 07, 2011, 09:46:56 PM »

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #5 on:** September 07, 2011, 09:55:16 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on September 07, 2011, 09:41:36 PM

There apparently is at least one goEMAW'r who also doesn't know about the "Aggie Jizz jar."

Doesn't sound good. Not sure I want to know.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #6 on:** September 07, 2011, 09:56:36 PM »

There are many variations to the story...long story short cadets take turn

into a jar. They then took that jar and burned it in the bonfire. A friend who is an OU alum, grew up in Texas, and has an A&M grad brother confirmed it.

Katpappy · « **Reply #7 on:** September 07, 2011, 09:58:21 PM »

Quote from: TheHamburglar on September 07, 2011, 09:56:36 PM

There are many variations to the story...long story short cadets take turn into a jar. They then took that jar an burned it in the bonfire.

Are these guys some kind of jar-rines.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #8 on:** September 07, 2011, 10:35:03 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on September 07, 2011, 09:41:36 PM

There apparently is at least one goEMAW'r who also doesn't know about the "Aggie Jizz jar."

It's sort of like only they squeeze their nuts until they jizz in a big mason jar, then they set their jizz on the bonfire before the big Texas game, assuming that nobody died in the construction of said bonfire.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 07, 2011, 10:40:10 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on September 07, 2011, 10:35:03 PM

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on September 07, 2011, 09:41:36 PM
There apparently is at least one goEMAW'r who also doesn't know about the "Aggie Jizz jar."

It's sort of like only they squeeze their nuts until they jizz in a big mason jar, then they set their jizz on the bonfire before the big Texas game, assuming that nobody died in the construction of said bonfire.

There is literally no other explanation for whatever it is they are doing in that clip.

pike · « **Reply #10 on:** September 07, 2011, 10:51:16 PM »

Well....you learn something new everyday

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #11 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:00:37 PM »

Quote from: pike on September 07, 2011, 10:51:16 PM

Well....you learn something new everyday

And the next President of the United States will probably be a part of this cult.

MadCat · « **Reply #12 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:08:09 PM »

So when the logpile fell over do you think someone got hit and/or killed by the jizz jar?

Reggie Singlegur · « **Reply #13 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:17:33 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on September 07, 2011, 11:00:37 PM

Quote from: pike on September 07, 2011, 10:51:16 PM
Well....you learn something new everyday

And the next President of the United States will probably be a part of this cult.

He looks like a combination of Greg Marmalard and Doug Neidermeyer, maybe he was trying to see which one he should be for Halloween.

EMAW
Reg

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:27:42 AM »

Those man of taste and distinction fake soldiers can die for impersonating, well, real soldiers. Hate those aggy bitches

kslim · « **Reply #15 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:57:07 AM »

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #16 on:** September 08, 2011, 10:02:27 AM »

hemmy · « **Reply #17 on:** September 08, 2011, 04:38:26 PM »

How exactly is any of this Beebe's fault? That man is a hero.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #18 on:** September 09, 2011, 02:02:47 AM »

But he's also a complete moron at the same time.

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #19 on:** September 09, 2011, 02:18:08 AM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on September 09, 2011, 02:02:47 AM

But he's also a complete moron at the same time.

it's not his fault people living in the plains hate people living in the plains

chum1 · « **Reply #20 on:** September 09, 2011, 08:32:35 AM »

bebee is great at his job because he really knows how to stick it to all of the people who hate his conference and move to a better one.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #21 on:** September 09, 2011, 09:11:19 AM »

Quote from: hemmy on September 08, 2011, 04:38:26 PM

How exactly is any of this Beebe's fault? That man is a hero.

I don't think I'd call the leader of a conference that's had 3 schools leave (or try) in 16 months a hero. He has played no role in this latest round. On Sept. 2nd he gave A&M away to the SEC on behalf of the Big12 and tried to do this on behalf of all of the individual conference members, a power he didn't have. It came out when it looked like his conference was going to fall apart again his leadership was "everyone work on Texas to stay" when the whole time Texas didn't want to leave anyway, it was OU. Now it looks like OU wants to leave and BU and Ken Starr are putting up the fight, not Beebe.

On the other hand, I posted that too quickly. I was talking to a buddy about Loftin and had Loftin on my mind when I posted it, not Beebe.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #22 on:** September 09, 2011, 09:13:24 AM »

Quote from: kslimlb3 on September 08, 2011, 08:57:07 AM

Did you make this or find it somewhere else? If you made it, you need to get over to ShaggyBevo and take credit because it popped up over there last night.

kslim · « **Reply #23 on:** September 09, 2011, 09:17:26 AM »

i made it, what can i say im good at the internets. and eff shaggy bevo im above those guys

edit: gonna need a link to the page

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #24 on:** September 09, 2011, 03:13:40 PM »

Quote from: kslimlb3 on September 09, 2011, 09:17:26 AM

i made it, what can i say im good at the internets. and eff shaggy bevo im above those guys

edit: gonna need a link to the page

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/96267-SEC-meeting-over.../page45

Also, go to the last couple of pages of the thread, they are using KSU stats during the Big12 to refute an Aggy writter calling us a bottom feeder. They are showing that we were more successful during the Big12 era than Aggy.