FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT - goEMAW retains right to sue Texas A&M

[Dugout DickStone]

Posters, lurkers and Mike Slive-

We have just concluded a 4 hour teleconference call with all of the important players here at goEMAW.  Myself, the other mods, ownership, BSAC, BSCPAC and Big Shot corporate raider cat.  A consensus was reached that goEMAW (a subsidiary of EMAW, LLC) will be hereby retaining its right to sue the asses off the University of Texas A&M, the SEC and all of its member institutions.  goEMAW reserves its right to sue each school in the SEC starting with Alabama and ending at Vanderbilt (LOL).

I want to inform you that it isn't without much hard thought and analysis that we make this decision.  There was much discussion about letting this slide and staying "about all."  However, now that the decision has been made, you can expect lawsuits flying around like bullets out of The Chamber's gun.

You have chosen to tortiously interfere with the wrong website.  We will soon be driving your cars, living in your houses and wearing your bowties.  Be advised.

Very truly yours,

goEMAW

[CNS]

What is the value of loss of BBS enjoyment?  Just looking to the future here. 

I mean, can it be quantified/valued and will it be based on post quality or post count?  Need some time to react here.

[doom]

Posters, lurkers and Mike Slive-

We have just concluded a 4 hour teleconference call with all of the important players here at goEMAW.  Myself, the other mods, ownership, BSAC, BSCPAC and Big Shot corporate raider cat.  A consensus was reached that goEMAW (a subsidiary of EMAW, LLC) will be hereby retaining its right to suck the asses off the University of Texas A&M, the SEC and all of its member institutions.  goEMAW reserves its right to sue each school in the SEC starting with Alabama and ending at Vanderbilt (LOL).

I want to inform you that it isn't without much hard thought and analysis that we make this decision.  There was much discussion about letting this slide and staying "abouit all."  However, now that the decision has been made, you can expect lawsuits flying around like bullets out of The Chamber's gun.

You have chosen to tortiously interfere with the wrong website.  We will soon be driving your cars, living in your houses and wearing your bowties.  Be advised.

Very truly yours,

goEMAW

those new bathrooms on the birther pit forum aren't going to pay for themselves!

[AppleJack]

One question - could I be in a position to win any money with this lawsuit?

[CNS]

One question - could I be in a position to win any money with this lawsuit?

Do you subscribe to premium?

[AppleJack]

One question - could I be in a position to win any money with this lawsuit?

Do you subscribe to premium?

Clearly.

[CNS]

One question - could I be in a position to win any money with this lawsuit?

Do you subscribe to premium?

Clearly.

I only ask, because you seem to still have unanswered questions and...

Posters, lurkers and Mike Slive-

We have just concluded a 4 hour teleconference call with all of the important players here at goEMAW. 

[AppleJack]

Put in my place, once again 

[Dugout DickStone]

One question - could I be in a position to win any money with this lawsuit?

Would you be damaged if the BIG 12 folds?  The answer is yes.  This board is what is known as a third-party beneficiary to the Big 12's contractual arrangements (that Slive and the SEC have interfered with).

[Kat Kid]

Rest assured EMAW, you are well represented and your interests are being accounted for.

[kst8cat]

I'm going to get fired for doing nothing all day. May I also take part in this lawsuit for lost revenue?

[ChiComCat]

ChiCat here, Chawbacon and contributor to goEMAW.com.  As an interested and possibly invested party, I've been following this very closely and have a question along with a follow up:

Is there any truth to the rumor that goEMAW has reached a settlement with Vanderbilt in exchange for the sexual favors of a certain football coach's wife?

If this is true, how will the favors be split and amongst whom?

[AbeFroman]

When all is said and done we are going to rough ridin' own texasags.com 

[ednksu]

if goEMAW allows aTm to leave would the receive a cooler as a parting gift?

[Dugout DickStone]

ChiCat here, Chawbacon and contributor to goEMAW.com.  As an interested and possibly invested party, I've been following this very closely and have a question along with a follow up:

Is there any truth to the rumor that goEMAW has reached a settlement with Vanderbilt in exchange for the sexual favors of a certain football coach's wife?

If this is true, how will the favors be split and amongst whom?

We simply cannot comment except to tell you "bonercat, bonercat, poonhound69"

that is all.