Author Topic: Any cyclists? (Read 106691 times)

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #200 on:** September 22, 2013, 04:15:28 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on September 22, 2013, 02:42:33 PM

i wonder if you're just a rough ridin' pussy, not sure

I've been hoping this was not the diagnosis. . . Where do I go from here?

Mr Bread · « **Reply #201 on:** September 22, 2013, 05:34:25 PM »

What should I adjust if it hurts my vagina or is that just part of the deal?

IPA4Me · « **Reply #202 on:** September 22, 2013, 05:36:32 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on September 22, 2013, 05:34:25 PM

What should I adjust if it hurts my vagina or is that just part of the deal?

Remove the dildo before mounting the saddle.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #203 on:** October 10, 2013, 04:16:19 PM »

http://www.minds.com/blog/view/231844919164014592/guy-gets-ticketed-for-not-riding-in-bike-lane-makes-video-of-himself-smashing-into-things-in-bike-lanes

pissclams · « **Reply #204 on:** October 10, 2013, 08:10:30 PM »

awesome

michigancat · « **Reply #205 on:** October 11, 2013, 03:01:58 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on October 10, 2013, 04:16:19 PM

http://www.minds.com/blog/view/231844919164014592/guy-gets-ticketed-for-not-riding-in-bike-lane-makes-video-of-himself-smashing-into-things-in-bike-lanes

that idiot should have worn a helmet

ben ji · « **Reply #206 on:** October 11, 2013, 03:06:50 PM »

Been riding my Magna a lot recently as the weather has been VERY nice.

In fact last night I rode down to the ole blue moose and had a couple beers with the bro's and rode home

!

AppleJack · « **Reply #207 on:** October 11, 2013, 11:32:29 PM »

never read this thread but are any of you the scumbags that ride in the middle of Mission Rd in tight suits taking up a lane all to yourselves? because if you are I want to set you nieces house on fire. go chiefs.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #208 on:** October 12, 2013, 05:54:49 AM »

Are you one of those morons that thinks bicycles are supposed to be rode on a sidewalk?

ben ji · « **Reply #209 on:** October 12, 2013, 07:58:47 AM »

Quote from: IPA4Me on October 12, 2013, 05:54:49 AM

Are you one of those morons that thinks bicycles are supposed to be rode on a sidewalk?

I do.

Unless there is no traffic, then you can hop the curb and ride in the middle of the street.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #210 on:** October 12, 2013, 09:16:34 AM »

You will get a ticket for cycling on the sidewalk in most cities. Share the road. Not the sidewalk.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #211 on:** November 03, 2013, 02:11:10 PM »

Winter riding. Do any of you ride year round? I usually just run in the winter but a lingering back issue is forcing me to find other cardio at this time. Throwing on the layers for an easy 25 miles this afternoon. Still warm enough that I don't need gloves or ear covers.

pissclams · « **Reply #212 on:** November 03, 2013, 02:41:04 PM »

swim

ben ji · « **Reply #213 on:** November 03, 2013, 03:03:51 PM »

Beautiful day for a bike ride in KC. Took the ole magna for a 1.5 mile ride down to a buddies house fir the chefs game.

ednksu · « **Reply #214 on:** November 04, 2013, 09:16:53 PM »

Quote from: IPA4Me on November 03, 2013, 02:11:10 PM

Winter riding. Do any of you ride year round? I usually just run in the winter but a lingering back issue is forcing me to find other cardio at this time. Throwing on the layers for an easy 25 miles this afternoon. Still warm enough that I don't need gloves or ear covers.

I try to commute year round. I'll switch from my cyclocross bike to my mountain in snow though. I always have gloves on though since I hate it when my hands get cold.

michigancat · « **Reply #215 on:** November 04, 2013, 09:45:06 PM »

Year round is rough ridin' cake by the Bay.

asava · « **Reply #216 on:** November 04, 2013, 10:19:49 PM »

Quote from: IPA4Me on November 03, 2013, 02:11:10 PM

Winter riding. Do any of you ride year round? I usually just run in the winter but a lingering back issue is forcing me to find other cardio at this time. Throwing on the layers for an easy 25 miles this afternoon. Still warm enough that I don't need gloves or ear covers.

Fat bikes ftw.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #217 on:** November 05, 2013, 06:40:12 AM »

I usually ride a roadie. The closest trails are a half hour drive. I enjoy my time on the trails though. Hopefully they'll be dry this weekend. The state closes them if they get too muddy.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #218 on:** November 05, 2013, 06:41:12 AM »

Quote from: ednksu on November 04, 2013, 09:16:53 PM

Quote from: IPA4Me on November 03, 2013, 02:11:10 PM
Winter riding. Do any of you ride year round? I usually just run in the winter but a lingering back issue is forcing me to find other cardio at this time. Throwing on the layers for an easy 25 miles this afternoon. Still warm enough that I don't need gloves or ear covers.
I try to commute year round. I'll switch from my cyclocross bike to my mountain in snow though. I always have gloves on though since I hate it when my hands get cold.

Nice. I work from home when I'm not traveling. So my riding is all for fun.

asava · « **Reply #219 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:38:35 AM »

Quote from: ednksu on November 04, 2013, 09:16:53 PM

Quote from: IPA4Me on November 03, 2013, 02:11:10 PM
Winter riding. Do any of you ride year round? I usually just run in the winter but a lingering back issue is forcing me to find other cardio at this time. Throwing on the layers for an easy 25 miles this afternoon. Still warm enough that I don't need gloves or ear covers.
I try to commute year round. I'll switch from my cyclocross bike to my mountain in snow though. I always have gloves on though since I hate it when my hands get cold.

I just set out with a goal of every day commute. Will get interesting this winter.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #220 on:** November 05, 2013, 05:03:20 PM »

I'm having dinner this evening with a buddy that bike commutes year round in Cleveland. Hard core.

ben ji · « **Reply #221 on:** January 21, 2014, 02:24:23 PM »

Not sure if cereal....

http://www.adventure-journal.com/2014/01/the-adventurey-report-erection-seeking-cyclists-crashing-at-epidemic-levels/

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The Centers for Disease Control and the International Mountain Bicycling Association issued a rare public warning today after health authorities across the country reported an epidemic of mountain bikers and even road cyclists deliberately crashing in hopes of achieving the “seven-week stiffie.” The wave of intentional groundings follows a report in the Irish Medical Journal of a 22-year-old mountain biker who clipped his private parts on the bars and suffered an erection that wouldn’t go away.

Hundreds of cyclists across North America have sought medical attention at emergency rooms and trauma centers since word of the Irishman’s plight spread through the media last week, with injuries ranging from head trauma to broken collarbones to severely bruised genitals.

“Deliberately crashing in hopes of achieving extended sexual performance is a terrible idea,” said Dr. Robert Ahmed of the CDC at a press conference. “This incident in Ireland is the first known case of bike-trauma-related priapism, and the odds of recreating it are astronomically against.”

A brief survey of mountain bikers at a trailhead in Fruita, Colorado, showed that the CDC and IMBA have their challenges ahead of them. While AJ was interviewing one cyclist, at least three more were seen grabbing fistfuls of front brake and launching themselves in a field of tall grass.

“It’s feast or famine,” said Blake Montgomery, a car detailer from Grand Junction who sat astride a Santa Cruz Heckler. “Bike saddles kill the blood flow and make us lose our performance. The crashes give it back. I’ll take the feast, man, and if I have to get a few bruises in the process that’s okay.”

As the CDC-IMBA press conference was ending, an open microphone picked up Dr. Ahmed leaning over to an IMBA representative and whispering, “Don’t these idiots realize there’s a five dollar boner pill?”

asava · « **Reply #222 on:** January 21, 2014, 05:07:01 PM »

lol. definitely not.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #223 on:** January 21, 2014, 05:25:23 PM »

Ha. Uh, no.

SEK_EMAW · « **Reply #224 on:** February 04, 2014, 09:51:43 AM »