Chingons list:
In order of preference:
1) Not allow a third and long conversion in the first quarter
2) QB sack + fumble (don't have to recover) with the D-line going apeshit afterwards
3) No fumbles (an INT is ok if its an aggressive throw)
4) Skinny post to the TE and its completed
5) A punt longer than 45 yds (second quarter) with little to no return
6) 100 yrds of rushing
7) hold opp to less than 60 rushing
8) C Harp catches a pass and breaks a tackle for 10+ more yards
9) Force opp to use two timeouts in the first quarter
10) Stop a third (or fourth) and short by stuffing the run (bad exchange doesn't count)
The number of these that get done will equal the number of conference win we will get.
Got the one in bold I believe. Any others?