A Touch of Class

[Lumbergh]

Hi there!  I'm here to lend some winning ways to your football board.  As a proud Auburn alum, I've made it my quest to visit the less fortunate fan boards out there so they can come closer to a champion.  Think of it as our EcoKat program, only a lot more accepted.

So, feel free to ask me any question about SEC football and I will try to answer, as I bring an unbiased view of the SEC to this Midwest board.

And yes, you should have won the game in 2007.

[steve dave]

why do you hate black people?

[The_Wippuh]

Blah, I would also prefer to use this handle too.  Sorry about that  :powerespect:

[Dugout DickStone]

How can we pay our players large sums of money and not get caught?  Or, get caught but have no penalties?  Please give as many details as possible.

[PoetWarrior]

Your thoughts on Auburn's murdering of black QBs prior to 2010*?


Welcome!!

[The_Wippuh]

why do you hate black people?

I don't hate black people.  It's an unfortunate by product of being from the South, that this stereotype is attached.  

[CNS]

Do you enjoy rubbing Gene Chizik in Iowa State's buttery face?

[steve dave]

why do you hate black people?

I don't hate black people.  It's an unfortunate by product of being from the South, that this stereotype is attached.  

So, like, if your from the south you are just born hating black people?  Seems made up.  

[The_Wippuh]

How can we pay our players large sums of money and not get caught?  Or, get caught but have no penalties?  Please give as many details as possible.

I do not have the answers for this one, as Auburn has a bad history in both areas.  Cheating is pretty rampant down here, and I fully acknowledge that Cam is a crook through and through.  Best college football player I have ever seen, but still crooked as they come.

[WildcatNkilt]

Kind of seems like he lies about not hating black people.

[steve dave]

This is just a horrible reminder of how great it would be to be able to bump the Auburn race wars thread 

[areksuwildcat]

What is your opinion on your newest conference member?  Bet you can't wait to see the real live yell leaders in action and watch their bad ass band march back and forth across your field at halftime!

[CNS]

How can we pay our players large sums of money and not get caught?  Or, get caught but have no penalties?  Please give as many details as possible.

I do not have the answers for this one, as Auburn has a bad history in both areas.  Cheating is pretty rampant down here, and I fully acknowledge that Cam is a crook through and through.  Best college football player I have ever seen, but still crooked as they come.

I think you may be getting the wrong impression.  Don't apologize or defend the action, just pass on the how to.  

More cheating is needed in Manhattan.  goEMAW has brainstormed on this and in the vein of thinking outside the box, we welcome all input and ideas.

[bubbles4ksu]

Is it true that there is a Walgreen's going up on Toomer's Corner?

[The_Wippuh]

Do you enjoy rubbing Gene Chizik in Iowa State's buttery face?

I do not rub Chizik in anyone's buttery face.  I do not like Chizik.  Auburn's success lies with Guz Mahlzan and his high tempo offense.  We pay our assistant coaches insane amounts of money, and they come through.

THe only thing I know of Iowa State is that they had that one kid that beat Auburn in the NCAA tourny one year and then failed in the Assocation, and Chizik sucked while there.

[CHONGS]

War eagle, fellow alum!

[The_Wippuh]

What is your opinion on your newest conference member?  Bet you can't wait to see the real live yell leaders in action and watch their bad ass bad march back and forth across your field at halftime!

It's nothing more than a money grab.  The race for the megaconference has officially started.  I do not want Missouri or OU and FSU, GaTech and VaTech are not coming because of the relationship between the league and its state schools and the relationship between the SEC and ACC leaders.

One interesting concept that I've heard is the SEC going to 16 teams, splitting to 4, 4 team divisions and then having a 4 team playoff for the conference championship.  Do you see the beginning of a 16 team national championship playoff?  SEC, PAC10, BIG10 and 4 randoms anyone?  

[The_Wippuh]

Is it true that there is a Walgreen's going up on Toomer's Corner?

Interesting note, my grandfather almost bought Toomer's way back when!  I doubt anything will happen to that space as it's pretty tiny and it would be hard for anyone to really make money though.  I bet the apartments above it make more than the shop itself (sans gamedays of course).

[CHONGS]

[The_Wippuh]

War eagle, fellow alum!

War Eagle!  Class of '00, Industrial Design.

[CHONGS]

Toomer's makes terrible lemonade (true fact)

(Pro TiP: Guthrie's Sauce is very good)

[Dugout DickStone]

Is it true that there is a Walgreen's going up on Toomer's Corner?

Interesting note, my grandfather almost bought Toomer's way back when!  I doubt anything will happen to that space as it's pretty tiny and it would be hard for anyone to really make money though.  I bet the apartments above it make more than the shop itself (sans gamedays of course).

Get those ugly trees out of there.  

[WillieWatanabe]

Are you a stickler for TPS reports?

[Winters]

Tyrik Rollison  

[The_Wippuh]

Toomer's makes terrible lemonade (true fact)

(Pro TiP: Guthrie's Sauce is very good)

I do not mind Toomer's lemonade.  It has been years since I've had any, but how can you not love pink flavored sugar water.

Guthrie's is very good, but it is fatty fat fat material.  Not very good for you.  I preferred Breezeway's grilled meal while I was down there.