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0.42 · « **on:** August 28, 2011, 08:50:22 PM »

seems extremely racist. their mascot looks like he's stuck in a traffic jam on i-75 and he's gonna be late for his afternoon slave-whuppin' on the plantation. he also has bad skin.

pike · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:56:15 PM »

Pistol Pete's younger brother, disgruntled for losing his railroad job to a handful of lower payed negros. He now spends his days going from township to township giving noose tying lessons.

He may even get a call from Lawrence, KS after this years football season....

Katpappy · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2011, 09:07:50 PM »

Quote from: pike on August 28, 2011, 08:56:15 PM

Pistol Pete's younger brother, disgruntled for losing his railroad job to a handful of lower payed negros. He now spends his days going from township to township giving noose tying lessons.

He may even get a call from Lawrence, KS after this years football season....

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2011, 09:11:36 PM »

Looks like the younger, pissed off brother of the KFC Colonel that the KFC Colonel used to make sure his chicken farms were running as well oiled machines.

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2011, 09:22:51 PM »

He's so angry.

Ira Hayes · « **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2011, 10:11:15 PM »

Ate Popeye's fried chicken for dinner tonight. It was delicious.

Suck it, Colon-Ells.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #6 on:** August 28, 2011, 10:16:10 PM »

'now, now I say we gotta string those coons up from a tree'

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #7 on:** August 28, 2011, 10:31:51 PM »

What dirt do we really have on EKU?

Noteable alum include Rex Ryan and Dan Patrick, and their kicker is from Winfield.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #8 on:** August 28, 2011, 10:55:48 PM »

Pretty sure that's Bill Self in Colonel Sanders gear.

MadCat · « **Reply #9 on:** August 28, 2011, 11:16:19 PM »

Looks like the poster boy for chicken cruelty to me.

jtksu · « **Reply #10 on:** August 28, 2011, 11:47:34 PM »

Colonel Anus?

purplenutz · « **Reply #11 on:** August 28, 2011, 11:50:27 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on August 28, 2011, 11:47:34 PM

Colonel Anus?

No. Colonel Lingus.

BleedingPurple7 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2011, 07:18:14 AM »

Quote from: MadCat on August 28, 2011, 11:16:19 PM

Looks like the poster boy for chicken cruelty to me.

Better not invite him to the next KSU/KU bball game...we don't need more PETA attention

kso_FAN · « **Reply #13 on:** August 29, 2011, 08:14:31 AM »

Quote from: 42 on August 28, 2011, 08:50:22 PM

seems extremely racist. their mascot looks like he's stuck in a traffic jam on i-75 and he's gonna be late for his afternoon slave-whuppin' on the plantation. he also has bad skin.

I was thinking just the opposite. It reminds me of the recent ESPN the Mag pic of what Michael Vick would look like if he was white.

Except this is what Col Sanders would look like if he were black.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #14 on:** August 29, 2011, 08:18:05 AM »

Quote from: ksu_FAN on August 29, 2011, 08:14:31 AM

Quote from: 42 on August 28, 2011, 08:50:22 PM
seems extremely racist. their mascot looks like he's stuck in a traffic jam on i-75 and he's gonna be late for his afternoon slave-whuppin' on the plantation. he also has bad skin.

I was thinking just the opposite. It reminds me of the recent ESPN the Mag pic of what Michael Vick would look like if he was white.

Except this is what Col Sanders would look like if he were black.

haha. nice.

on that vick picture: This thread had me dying... TMB Link

Clevey 2 Times · « **Reply #15 on:** August 29, 2011, 01:58:59 PM »

WTF is ESPN the Mag doing? If Vick were white? JFC....

What a toilet bowl of a publication.

pencat · « **Reply #16 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:24:42 PM »

Quote from: Cleveland on August 29, 2011, 01:58:59 PM

WTF is ESPN the Mag doing? If Vick were white?

He would be slower?

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #17 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:30:11 PM »

Quote from: purplenutz on August 28, 2011, 11:50:27 PM

Quote from: jtksu on August 28, 2011, 11:47:34 PM
Colonel Anus?

No. Colonel Lingus.

No. Colonel Angus

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/colonel-angus-comes-home/274580/

Brock Landers · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2011, 05:35:50 PM »

I bet when their mascot speaks he sounds just like Foghorn Leghorn.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #19 on:** August 29, 2011, 06:06:49 PM »

I once got a drunk over the course of 5 hours at a bar by their campus for $9. Had at least 20+ drinks on my tab (bought some for others).

So the colonels suck at math and/or business and junk.

Lemonrock · « **Reply #20 on:** August 29, 2011, 06:13:10 PM »

EKU is the place where failed Louisville quarterbacks go to be mediocre.

'taterblast · « **Reply #21 on:** August 29, 2011, 10:28:22 PM »

sounds like their top 3 quarterbacks are all out for the game this weekend.

http://richmondregister.com/localsports/x640620307/EKU-FOOTBALL-Pryor-to-miss-season-opener

so we should probly just kill them.

hemmy · « **Reply #22 on:** August 29, 2011, 10:58:21 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on August 29, 2011, 08:18:05 AM

Quote from: ksu_FAN on August 29, 2011, 08:14:31 AM
Quote from: 42 on August 28, 2011, 08:50:22 PM
seems extremely racist. their mascot looks like he's stuck in a traffic jam on i-75 and he's gonna be late for his afternoon slave-whuppin' on the plantation. he also has bad skin.

I was thinking just the opposite. It reminds me of the recent ESPN the Mag pic of what Michael Vick would look like if he was white.

Except this is what Col Sanders would look like if he were black.

haha. nice.

on that vick picture: This thread had me dying... TMB Link

OMG that thread. I passed out from lack of oxygen, and my eyes are filled with tears of laughter.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #23 on:** August 30, 2011, 06:27:04 AM »

dmartin · « **Reply #24 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:24:41 AM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on August 29, 2011, 05:35:50 PM

I bet when their mascot speaks he sounds just like Foghorn Leghorn.

I SAY, I SAY, I SAY, I SAY, boy we want a touchdown.