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Jake vs Fitz
« on: August 26, 2011, 03:39:02 PM »
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LifeofFitz Tim Fitzgerald
I'm sad to say that my respect for the English language has led me to unfollow @Jpullz0. That act isn't flattering at all.

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@Jpullz0 Jacob Pullen
@LifeofFitz I'm sad to say the fact that you think twitter english is that important means you really have no life or nothing to do smh

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@Jpullz0 Jacob Pullen
I must have past english to graduate from college and high school lol if my english in 140 characters are that important please unfollow me

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@LifeofFitz Tim Fitzgerald
Lord, Jake. You PASSED English. I win. @jpullz0

What a rough ridin' idiot.


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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2011, 03:42:12 PM »
I love everything about this.

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2011, 03:43:05 PM »
:sdeek:

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2011, 03:49:26 PM »
fitz is too stupid to understand jake's elite meta-irony.

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2011, 03:53:42 PM »
Players like Jake is the reason you have a job you fat eff.

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2011, 03:57:23 PM »
Jake was smart enough to speak to Fitz' interests in his response by mentioning his high school classes.  

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2011, 03:57:56 PM »
It's nice to see that Fitz is back to work again after getting his eye sockets enlarged.

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2011, 03:58:52 PM »
It's nice to see that Fitz is back to work again after getting his eye sockets enlarged.
LMAO, forgot about that.


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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2011, 04:01:55 PM »
Next time somebody makes a Fitz lemon party sign for ESPN Gameday (which I've recently heard will be in Manhattan for the OU game), they should misspell/shorthand a couple words in it.

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2011, 04:04:31 PM »
Next time somebody makes a Fitz lemon party sign for ESPN Gameday (which I've recently heard will be in Manhattan for the OU game), they should misspell/shorthand a couple words in it.

 :lol:

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2011, 04:04:45 PM »
Players like Jake is the reason you have a job you fat eff face.

FYP

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2011, 04:05:07 PM »
wat a lil bish

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2011, 04:07:08 PM »
Players like Jake is the reason you have a job you fat eff face.

FYP

ETP was right the first time.  At a point, fat faces kind of blend into fat necks and fat bodies and you no longer have a fat face.

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2011, 04:08:32 PM »
Players like Jake is the reason you have a job you fat eff face.

FYP

ETP was right the first time.  At a point, fat faces kind of blend into fat necks and fat bodies and you no longer have a fat face.

Fat eyes would also be appropriate.

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2011, 04:09:19 PM »
Players like Jake is the reason you have a job you fat eff face.

FYP

ETP was right the first time.  At a point, fat faces kind of blend into fat necks and fat bodies and you no longer have a fat face.

I'm not even sure you know how hurtful the phrase "fat face" is.

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2011, 04:12:26 PM »
good god :facepalm:
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2011, 04:13:41 PM »
Players like Jake is the reason you have a job you fat eff face.

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ETP was right the first time.  At a point, fat faces kind of blend into fat necks and fat bodies and you no longer have a fat face.

I'm not even sure you know how hurtful the phrase "fat face" is.

I tell you what, come OOD season, you berate him nonstop with "fat face" and I'll hit him with "fat eff" and we'll see what draws a stronger reaction.  

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2011, 04:14:16 PM »
Quote from: LifeofFitz
My wife put me in charge of the meatloaf, instructing me to put in the pan in any shape. She'll never learn. http://twitpic.com/6a5w3i


 :lol: he made meatloaf of his new eyes!! he so crazy

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2011, 04:16:46 PM »
So, a "journalist" is talking crap on an athlete's grammar?!   Maybe Jake needs to  make light of Fitz' total lack of athletic ability and his overall fatness.  Also, if you are so enamored of someone that you follow them on Twitter, then you basically call them stupid, how stupid are you for hanging on their every word?

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2011, 04:17:37 PM »
So in addition to being extremely lazy and creepy/inappropriate with teenage girls, Fitz is also a huge racist? Can't say that I'm that surprised.

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2011, 04:17:37 PM »
So, a "journalist" is talking crap on an athlete's grammar?!   Maybe Jake needs to  make light of Fitz' total lack of athletic ability and his overall fatness.  Also, if you are so enamored of someone that you follow them on Twitter, then you basically call them stupid, how stupid are you for hanging on their every word?
Great point.


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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2011, 04:19:44 PM »
So, a "journalist" is talking crap on an athlete's grammar?!   Maybe Jake needs to  make light of Fitz' total lack of athletic ability and his overall fatness.  Also, if you are so enamored of someone that you follow them on Twitter, then you basically call them stupid, how stupid are you for hanging on their every word?
Great point.

Jake definitely could have done that, but he chose not to because he is the better man.

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2011, 04:21:19 PM »
what a fat rough ridin' man of taste and distinction

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2011, 04:22:42 PM »
what a fat rough ridin' man of taste and distinction

You are not allowed in stevesie and I's contest.

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Re: Jake vs Fitz
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2011, 04:24:05 PM »
what a fat rough ridin' man of taste and distinction

He's definitely a very dark person. Dark and fat.