Author Topic: DC earthquake jokes (Read 1755 times)

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **on:** August 23, 2011, 09:15:03 PM »

As all of DC leaves work at the same time, the United States experiences a brief economic recovery.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2011, 09:15:49 PM »

Evidently the quake occurred on a little known fault line outside of DC called "Bush's Fault".

pike · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2011, 09:25:20 PM »

It was George Washington turning in his grave

06wildcat · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2011, 09:26:29 PM »

I just thought Michael J. Fox was in town.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2011, 09:32:04 PM »

Fox News claims the Washington monument is leaning to the right, MSNBC claims it's leaning to the left. More news at 11.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2011, 09:34:12 PM »

POLITICO had the earthquake story yesterday.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2011, 09:37:20 PM »

The earthquake already has a 97% approval rating.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2011, 10:06:36 PM »

USGS lowers DC earthquake rating from 5.9 to 5.8. Obama justice dept files suit.

ben ji · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2011, 11:51:29 PM »

Earthquake wins Nobel Prize for not being a 5.95

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #9 on:** August 24, 2011, 10:00:37 PM »

pike · « **Reply #10 on:** August 24, 2011, 10:18:23 PM »

ednksu · « **Reply #11 on:** August 27, 2011, 03:11:50 AM »