Author Topic: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head (Read 8871 times)

Trim · « **on:** August 21, 2011, 07:42:49 PM »

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Re: OT: Any opinions of the Taurus Judge?

I love my judge, but if you are going to get it, get the 3". I know why you don't need it, but having the 3" is awesome. I love that gun. I sleep with it next to my head for more than just protection.

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raquetcat · « **Reply #1 on:** August 21, 2011, 07:46:57 PM »

shooting animals out your window when you wake up

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #2 on:** August 21, 2011, 07:50:37 PM »

Pete · « **Reply #3 on:** August 21, 2011, 07:52:02 PM »

Can we rule out that he puts it in his rectum? NOT JUDGING! Lord knows I have walked a mile in those shoes...

Trim · « **Reply #4 on:** August 21, 2011, 07:52:25 PM »

Quote from: raquetcat on August 21, 2011, 07:46:57 PM

shooting animals out your window when you wake up

LOL at attempting to shoot out a window from bed with a Judge.

Trim · « **Reply #5 on:** August 21, 2011, 07:52:41 PM »

Quote from: Pete on August 21, 2011, 07:52:02 PM

Can we rule out that he puts it in his rectum? NOT JUDGING! Lord knows I have walked a mile in those shoes...

LOL at using a Judge for assplay.

Trim · « **Reply #6 on:** October 12, 2011, 11:58:37 AM »

I know at my house, they never get the chance to get in. For example, when we were still building our house, we decided to stay out there one night. In the middle of the night, my wife tells me she hears voices. She's kind of a crazy sleeper, so I thought she was just talking in her sleep again, but then I heard them too.

I loaded the shotgun, 12g Winchester pump, turned on the outside lights (I have a LOT of outside lights) walked out on the front porch in my cowboy hat, boxers, and boots, popped off a shot into the air, cocked it again and asked, "What the fck's going on out here?!"

Needless to say, they dropped their joints and bottle of schnapps and took off running down the driveway. They have yet to be back, and that's been 8 years ago.

DQ12 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:02:15 PM »

Quote from: Trim on October 12, 2011, 11:58:37 AM

I know at my house, they never get the chance to get in. For example, when we were still building our house, we decided to stay out there one night. In the middle of the night, my wife tells me she hears voices. She's kind of a crazy sleeper, so I thought she was just talking in her sleep again, but then I heard them too.

I loaded the shotgun, 12g Winchester pump, turned on the outside lights (I have a LOT of outside lights) walked out on the front porch in my cowboy hat, boxers, and boots, popped off a shot into the air, cocked it again and asked, "What the fck's going on out here?!"

Needless to say, they dropped their joints and bottle of schnapps and took off running down the driveway. They have yet to be back, and that's been 8 years ago.

gokatgo · « **Reply #8 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:16:20 PM »

Quote from: Trim on October 12, 2011, 11:58:37 AM

I know at my house, they never get the chance to get in. For example, when we were still building our house, we decided to stay out there one night. In the middle of the night, my wife tells me she hears voices. She's kind of a crazy sleeper, so I thought she was just talking in her sleep again, but then I heard them too.

I loaded the shotgun, 12g Winchester pump, turned on the outside lights (I have a LOT of outside lights) walked out on the front porch in my cowboy hat, boxers, and boots, popped off a shot into the air, cocked it again and asked, "What the fck's going on out here?!"

Needless to say, they dropped their joints and bottle of schnapps and took off running down the driveway. They have yet to be back, and that's been 8 years ago.

Sounds like a great way to score some joints and schnapps

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #9 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:22:41 PM »

Quote from: Trim on October 12, 2011, 11:58:37 AM

I know at my house, they never get the chance to get in. For example, when we were still building our house, we decided to stay out there one night. In the middle of the night, my wife tells me she hears voices. She's kind of a crazy sleeper, so I thought she was just talking in her sleep again, but then I heard them too.

I loaded the shotgun, 12g Winchester pump, turned on the outside lights (I have a LOT of outside lights) walked out on the front porch in my cowboy hat, boxers, and boots, popped off a shot into the air, cocked it again and asked, "What the fck's going on out here?!"

Needless to say, they dropped their joints and bottle of schnapps and took off running down the driveway. They have yet to be back, and that's been 8 years ago.

He's lucky he acted so quickly, and put on his hat.

pike · « **Reply #10 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:25:32 PM »

Did you pick up the joints and finish 'em off, at least?

pissclams · « **Reply #11 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:33:44 PM »

the 3 inch judge comes with a very soft and comfortable snuggie attachment that slides over the barrel like a sheath.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:36:45 PM »

The judge sucks. Good luck at putting down a roided crack cocaine addict with a wimpy .410 bore!

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:39:29 PM »

I've killed a man with a judge but it wasn't as satisfying as other better guns I've killed men with

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #14 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:41:38 PM »

I also prefer a hollow point bullet, doesn't sound like this guy spent that dough for that though.

steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:47:35 PM »

I have a 6 inch knife attached to the end of my 3 inch judge so I really have a 9 inch judge but most of it is knife. If this guy has any knife at all attached to his and it only gets to 3 inches then LOL at him.

_33 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:51:43 PM »

I have 2 more judges attached to my judge.

steve dave · « **Reply #17 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:52:46 PM »

Quote from: _33 on October 12, 2011, 12:51:43 PM

I have 2 more judge's attached to my judge.

that's still only a 9 inch judge which is no big whoop (see my 9 incher knife/judge)

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #18 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:54:07 PM »

i basically did what sd did except i attached four six inch knifes to my judge with them each coming off at 90 degree angles. that way i can quickly get to someone if they try to come up behind me. or from the left or right. food for thought sd.

steve dave · « **Reply #19 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:57:27 PM »

I put a poison salve on my judge that I've built up an immunity to so that I can handle it but if any sort of home intruder tries to sneak it out from under my pillow (impossible) he will be dead before the judge's self defense mechanism (trip wire triggering another judge to blow his brains out) can even be activated. Three layers of security counting myself.

_33 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:57:54 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 12, 2011, 12:52:46 PM

Quote from: _33 on October 12, 2011, 12:51:43 PM
I have 2 more judge's attached to my judge.

that's still only a 9 inch judge which is no big whoop (see my 9 incher knife/judge)

Except that the third judge is a 6 inch judge. Thus I have a 12 inch judge, or as I like to call it my "5 dollar footlong judge hold the mayo please"

DQ12 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:58:04 PM »

I'm friends with a former district judge who I'm thinking about giving my judge to. If so, that's at least a 5 and a half foot, several hundred pound judge with another judge just for good measure.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #22 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:59:05 PM »

I think sleeping with a gun by your head is just common sense in today's world.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #23 on:** October 12, 2011, 01:00:28 PM »

i sleep with the doors unlocked, just to tempt burglars into coming in and getting their heads blown off. like hunting. set the trap and wait.

boom. ftb

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #24 on:** October 12, 2011, 01:00:53 PM »

i had a student at kstate that is a member of the art dept paint my judge and the knives that are attached to it in the same exact pattern as my bed sheets so that if an intruder lifts up my pillow expecting to see the judge and then take it and use it against me, they won't see it at all and will in fact think it is not there, even though it is.