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STDs
« on: August 19, 2011, 08:14:48 PM »








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Re: STDs
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2011, 08:20:54 PM »
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Re: STDs
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2011, 08:28:52 PM »


I'm going to use this one with some of my single friends.

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Re: STDs
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2011, 11:07:37 PM »
Canadian guy I know, you don't know him because he lives in Canada, had a burning sensation when he peed.   So, he went and had the entire battery of tests done.  Welp, it turned out he had a bladder infection, and not an STD.  He was relieved and stuff, but nothing can take away the memory of that old lady nurse sticking a ginormous quetip down his junk.  That's what he says anyway.  go cats.

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Re: STDs
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2011, 11:30:15 PM »
Canadian guy I know, you don't know him because he lives in Canada, had a burning sensation when he peed.   So, he went and had the entire battery of tests done.  Welp, it turned out he had a bladder infection, and not an STD.  He was relieved and stuff, but nothing can take away the memory of that old lady nurse sticking a ginormous quetip down his junk.  That's what he says anyway.  go cats.

We might know the same Canadian.  :sdeek:

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Re: STDs
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2011, 11:37:14 PM »
I remember thinking I had herpes once in high school.  Ingrown hair.

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Re: STDs
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2011, 12:45:17 AM »
Imclude me in the "giant q tip up the dickhole" group.  Sucked. 

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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2011, 12:50:54 AM »
Imclude me in the "giant q tip up the dickhole" group.  Sucked. 

Same.  Stay in school kids

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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2011, 11:05:54 AM »
now it's just piss and blood no more qtip.  awesome experience with an ex, then traded her in for a local KC baseball annie (so she said).  Got tired of paying for test, trying church girls out for awhile.
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Re: STDs
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2011, 05:13:09 PM »
Canadian guy I know, you don't know him because he lives in Canada, had a burning sensation when he peed.   So, he went and had the entire battery of tests done.  Welp, it turned out he had a bladder infection, and not an STD.  He was relieved and stuff, but nothing can take away the memory of that old lady nurse sticking a ginormous quetip down his junk.  That's what he says anyway.  go cats.

We might know the same Canadian.  :sdeek:



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