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It's sep. 3rd
« on: August 17, 2011, 04:31:55 PM »
6:12 pm. You are standing in a PACKED LCBS stadium.

We defer the ball, kickoff, and it's 5 yards into the eku endzone. Jarrod Smith, their junior wr from san francisco community college, decides to bring it out (a couple of fans in the student section egged him on) he brings it out and meeting him at the 9 yard line is a wild alec herbec with more momentum than a proton in an accelerator thingy. Herbec destroys him and the crowd just goes nuts.

Then, the PA announcer signals the defense on the field and out runs out the lynch mob of 2011. You cannot hold you excitement so you turn around, and scream for everyone to go "OOOHHHHHHHAAAAA"

and you know what? at least 20 % of those people join in. And twenty percent ain't bad.


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Re: It's sep. 3rd
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2011, 04:33:50 PM »
6:12 pm. You are standing in a PACKED LCBS stadium. passed out in the parking lot...the end.  Go qhatz

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Re: It's sep. 3rd
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2011, 04:34:37 PM »
I've already convinced my father-in-law to go AAAAHHHH!!! with me, so there's one right there.  He also said he'd be on my side when the tucks behind asked me to sit down.  

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Re: It's sep. 3rd
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2011, 04:35:54 PM »
6:12 pm. You are standing in a PACKED LCBS stadium.

We defer the ball, kickoff, and it's 5 yards into the eku endzone. Jarrod Smith, their junior wr from san francisco community college, decides to bring it out (a couple of fans in the student section egged him on) he brings it out and meeting him at the 9 yard line is a wild alec herbec with more momentum than a proton in an accelerator thingy. Herbec destroys him and the crowd just goes nuts.

Then, the PA announcer signals the defense on the field and out runs out the lynch mob of 2011. You cannot hold you excitement so you turn around, and scream for everyone to go "OOOHHHHHHHAAAAA"

and you know what? at least 20 % of those people join in. And twenty percent ain't bad.

the absolute best at these.  it's almost like i'm there

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Re: It's sep. 3rd
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2011, 04:36:01 PM »
sounds like we are sitting in the fun zone amirite?

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Re: It's sep. 3rd
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2011, 05:41:04 PM »
You cannot hold you excitement so you turn around, and scream for everyone to go "OOOHHHHHHHAAAAA"

and you know what? at least 20 % of those people join in. And twenty percent ain't bad.

Then I turn to those people and give them one of these :comeatme: ....but there's no question mark as to why I'm doing it. :emawkid:

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Re: It's sep. 3rd
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2011, 05:51:50 PM »
and you know what? at least 20 % of those people join in. And twenty percent ain't bad.

lol :lol:  oh man, the countdown videos might be a thing of the past but every night when i sip on my chocolate milk, i thank God that we have these treasures.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: It's sep. 3rd
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2011, 07:01:07 PM »
6:12 pm. You are standing in a PACKED LCBS stadium.

We defer the ball, kickoff, and it's 5 yards into the eku endzone. Jarrod Smith, their junior wr from san francisco community college, decides to bring it out (a couple of fans in the student section egged him on) he brings it out and meeting him at the 9 yard line is a wild alec herbec with more momentum than a proton in an accelerator thingy. Herbec destroys him and the crowd just goes nuts.

Then, the PA announcer signals the defense on the field and out runs out the lynch mob of 2011. You cannot hold you excitement so you turn around, and scream for everyone to go "OOOHHHHHHHAAAAA"

and you know what? at least 20 % of those people join in. And twenty percent ain't bad.


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Re: It's sep. 3rd
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2011, 07:40:09 PM »
Alex.


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Re: It's sep. 3rd
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2011, 07:43:45 PM »
very nice fatty. Gonna be fun!  :excited:
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Re: It's sep. 3rd
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2011, 07:06:33 PM »
6:12 pm. You are standing in a PACKED LCBS stadium.

We defer the ball, kickoff, and it's 5 yards into the eku endzone. Jarrod Smith, their junior wr from san francisco community college, decides to bring it out (a couple of fans in the student section egged him on) he brings it out and meeting him at the 9 yard line is a wild alec herbec with more momentum than a proton in an accelerator thingy. Herbec destroys him and the crowd just goes nuts.

Then, the PA announcer signals the defense on the field and out runs out the lynch mob of 2011. You cannot hold you excitement so you turn around, and scream for everyone to go "OOOHHHHHHHAAAAA"

and you know what? at least 20 % of those people join in. And twenty percent ain't bad.
Is it Sept. 3rd; feels like I'm there!  :ksu:
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Re: It's sep. 3rd
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2011, 08:46:52 PM »
It's almost sept. 4.  Lecompton exit is coming up.  The cats won, so you are going to take k10 through lawrence.  The last caller (Jim from Concordia) just hung up on the wildcat wrap-up show.  Stan gushed about klien's potential,  wyatt refers to our running back corps as a "three-headed monster" about 20 times.   Defensive stats were solid, but.....

Should those down field receivers have been covered better when they ran the ball for no gain on second and long.....
Was the quarterback harassed or anxious when he over thru the wide open back in the flat.....
Great interception by Arthur, but did the slot burn Tyson down field....

Nah.   :lynchmob:

Was that the first desoto exit or the second, and why the he'll are they 10 miles apart.  Effing desoto.
 

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Re: It's sep. 3rd
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2011, 09:01:49 PM »
It's almost sept. 4.  Lecompton exit is coming up.  The cats won, so you are going to take k10 through lawrence.  The last caller (Jim from Concordia) just hung up on the wildcat wrap-up show.  Stan gushed about klien's potential,  wyatt refers to our running back corps as a "three-headed monster" about 20 times.   Defensive stats were solid, but.....

Should those down field receivers have been covered better when they ran the ball for no gain on second and long.....
Was the quarterback harassed or anxious when he over thru the wide open back in the flat.....
Great interception by Arthur, but did the slot burn Tyson down field....

Nah.   :lynchmob:

Was that the first desoto exit or the second, and why the he'll are they 10 miles apart.  Effing desoto.
 


started out solid, then  :flush:

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Re: It's sep. 3rd
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2011, 09:02:07 PM »
Excellent 6th post except it's spelled Tysyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyn.
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Re: It's sep. 3rd
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2011, 09:38:21 PM »
I enjoyed that, legore.

You know, for someone's 6th post.
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Re: It's sep. 3rd
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2011, 09:39:42 PM »
I'm so pak'd.