Fat kid, moved to Lincoln from Scott's Bluff. Has curly locks under backwards grungy Nubb hat. Drives black 1999 Grand Prix which is perpetually caked in dust. Has key chain necklace thing hanging out of pocket of tan cargo shorts. White eminem adidas shoes (no socks).

Wife is from Alliance.
I know the type 
Pretty much spot on description from my experience (and having actually lived in Scottsbluff back in the day). Switch out Grand Prix with tan GMC Jimmy, and make it girlfriend from Alliance and you have one of my buddies from high school.
Also, why does everyone always eff up spelling Scottsbluff? Scottsbluff =city Scotts Bluff = county/landmark Scott's Bluff = a bluff made by a guy named Scott