Author Topic: Father in Heaven in the name of Jesus (Read 5155 times)

Trim · « **on:** August 16, 2011, 01:04:07 PM »

I ask that you keep our KSU football team healthy, safe, and free from any serious injury. AMEN

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:04:44 PM »

I ask that you deliver us from evil. AMEN!

Winters · « **Reply #2 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:05:07 PM »

pencat · « **Reply #3 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:12:45 PM »

Quote from: Winters on August 16, 2011, 01:05:07 PM

chum1 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:22:31 PM »

please, god, work a miracle and let us win a national championship. we deserve it way more than the fuckwads that always win.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #5 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:28:29 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on August 16, 2011, 01:22:31 PM

please, god, work a miracle and let us win a national championship. we deserve it way more than the effwads that always win.

No crap. Partied with a colleague this weekend who went to Florida. He couldn't give two shits about anything sports related.

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:30:38 PM »

chum1 has had a lot of great posts today

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:31:03 PM »

For Kingdom come, let this be done!

MadCat · « **Reply #8 on:** August 16, 2011, 02:04:12 PM »

Hail Mary full of grace, help us win this Big 12 race.

pc5k · « **Reply #9 on:** August 16, 2011, 02:12:04 PM »

Dear sweet little 6 pound 5 ounce baby jesus, thank you for texas and please let us win a national title in football before the world ends.

DoDRepeat · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2011, 03:28:27 PM »

For the love of you, bring us back to the rough ridin' glory days.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2011, 03:38:05 PM »

May the force be with us.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #12 on:** August 16, 2011, 03:51:15 PM »

what a bullshit thread.

PoetWarrior · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2011, 04:02:15 PM »

May our players make a decision, for you, whether it involves football or not.

theymightbegiants · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2011, 05:43:33 PM »

May we bring the coveted national championship to Manhattan KS, and then overnight ship it to Austin Texas for safe keeping so that they may help look over us.

Pett · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2011, 05:50:53 PM »

Minus Harold leaving it's been a pretty good off season, so far (knock on wood). ---->

No arrests too.

Katpappy · « **Reply #16 on:** August 16, 2011, 06:18:45 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on August 16, 2011, 02:04:12 PM

Hail Mary full of grace, help us win this Big 12 race.

Hail Mary mother of God, eff Jesus and raise a *****FB player comitted to

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #17 on:** August 16, 2011, 06:43:58 PM »

Quote from: Katdaddy on August 16, 2011, 06:18:45 PM

Quote from: MadCat on August 16, 2011, 02:04:12 PM
Hail Mary full of grace, help us win this Big 12 race.
Hail Mary mother of God, eff Jesus and raise a *****FB player comitted to

What the? And...

babytears · « **Reply #18 on:** August 16, 2011, 06:48:24 PM »

This hullabaloo doesn't work, bros. Turner Gill is our coach, for christ's sake. That is one prayin mother effer.

Katpappy · « **Reply #19 on:** August 16, 2011, 07:00:25 PM »

Quote from: babytears on August 16, 2011, 06:48:24 PM

This hullabaloo doesn't work, bros. Turner Gill is our coach, for christ's sake. That is one prayin mother effer.

Yea, but does he have Mother Mary's offspring lined up yet? Sorry, we get first dibbs.

Katpappy · « **Reply #20 on:** August 16, 2011, 07:02:10 PM »

Lucas Scoopsalot · « **Reply #21 on:** August 16, 2011, 09:49:39 PM »

Quote from: I_have_purplewood on August 16, 2011, 06:43:58 PM

Quote from: Katdaddy on August 16, 2011, 06:18:45 PM
Quote from: MadCat on August 16, 2011, 02:04:12 PM
Hail Mary full of grace, help us win this Big 12 race.
Hail Mary mother of God, eff Jesus and raise a *****FB player comitted to

What the? And...

also,

theymightbegiants · « **Reply #22 on:** August 16, 2011, 09:55:49 PM »

and deliver us from Cosh, for yours is the kingdom...

MadCat · « **Reply #23 on:** August 16, 2011, 09:56:50 PM »

...and the power and EMAW forever.

Fldermaus · « **Reply #24 on:** August 16, 2011, 10:19:27 PM »

We beseech you for merely a small EMAW-centered diversion from the tsunamis, childhood cancer, mass murders, etc. that you have been so partial to lately, to rekindle our faith in your undying love and goodness.