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Tim Tebow
« on: August 10, 2011, 11:37:12 AM »
Any chance he starts? what a stud. Loved his MAW segment.


Appreciate that.  :D


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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2011, 07:18:13 PM »
Any chance he starts? what a stud. Loved his MAW segment.


Appreciate that.  :D

hope so. easy sweep for the chiefs if the fullback starts all year long.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2011, 07:56:46 PM »
Any chance he starts? what a stud. Loved his MAW segment.


Appreciate that.  :D

hope so. easy sweep for the chiefs if the fullback starts all year long.
Tim tebow won't start.

Currently carries a 118.8 QB Rating vs. KC Chiefs all time.

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2011, 12:01:18 AM »
I rough ridin' hate Tim Tebow.

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2011, 01:51:43 AM »
If you omit all the off field stuff about Tebow and focus on results and ability-  how good is Tebow?  He seems like a Vince Young type talent to me.  VY was a pro bowler.  :dunno:  But yeah, the Tebow/Next coming crap is annoying.  Dude seems like a pretty good guy though.

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2011, 08:13:57 AM »
This bad person needs to get off my TV asap. I've never seen so much attention for a back-up QB. Would love for him to start though, would be hilarious.
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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2011, 08:23:34 AM »
This bad person needs to get off my TV asap. I've never seen so much attention for a back-up QB. Would love for him to start though, would be hilarious.
Already has started.  He's 2-3 with an 82.1 QB rating.

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2011, 12:06:27 AM »
Any chance he starts? what a stud. Loved his MAW segment.


Appreciate that.  :D

hope so. easy sweep for the chiefs if the fullback starts all year long.
Tim tebow won't start.

Currently carries a 118.8 QB Rating vs. KC Chiefs all time.

 :lol: and he earned every one of those three yards.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2011, 07:11:14 AM »
Any chance he starts? what a stud. Loved his MAW segment.


Appreciate that.  :D

hope so. easy sweep for the chiefs if the fullback starts all year long.
Tim tebow won't start.

Currently carries a 118.8 QB Rating vs. KC Chiefs all time.

 :lol: and he earned every one of those three yards.
Wow, only threw for 3 yards and still carried a 118.8 QB Rating.  That's some pretty slick QBing.

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2011, 05:13:50 PM »
i heard from someone when people cuss at him (Tebow), and do mean things on the field he responds and says "god bless you"

i effing love tim tebow
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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2011, 07:10:36 PM »
Tebow is an odd character. He probably believes a rib woman took advice from a snake about eating some fruit and that's the origin of sin around 6000 years ago, right after the Earth was created by an invisible, inperceivable, all powerful, all knowing being that has the power to do such things but has to take your money because for some reason he can't handle that too well. Love that Tebow guy.

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2011, 10:01:00 PM »
One time, I had a total stud football guy damn near kill me.  He helped me get up and then said, sincerely, "nice play, man."  Tebow is like that guy.  You think he's all nice and stuff but then (later) you think:  "That sonofabitch was mocking me, I just know it!"

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2011, 10:38:23 PM »
Tim Tebow = Successful win for the Chiefs    :lick:
Luke's stock is rising as Winters continues to validate his greatness. Add Luke and Winters to my list! Also, EMAWBLAST! and Tobias!

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2011, 06:11:35 PM »
 :D

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2011, 09:08:34 PM »
Tebow is an odd character. He probably believes a rib woman took advice from a snake about eating some fruit and that's the origin of sin around 6000 years ago, right after the Earth was created by an invisible, inperceivable, all powerful, all knowing being that has the power to do such things but has to take your money because for some reason he can't handle that too well. Love that Tebow guy.

You're a dumbass.

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2011, 09:13:22 PM »
Tim Tebow will NEVER be successful as a NFL Quarterback. Did you people see his throws...they were all to the sidelines...and did you see how the very talented Brandon Lloyd was screwed with him in as QB.

Denver fans and the Denver staff will rue the day that Tebow stepped foot in the Mile High Stadium.

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2011, 09:48:31 PM »
Tebow is an odd character. He probably believes a rib woman took advice from a snake about eating some fruit and that's the origin of sin around 6000 years ago, right after the Earth was created by an invisible, inperceivable, all powerful, all knowing being that has the power to do such things but has to take your money because for some reason he can't handle that too well. Love that Tebow guy.

You're a dumbass.

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2011, 09:59:35 PM »
In Colorado, you would swear Denver won the game with how excited everyone is

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2011, 10:13:55 PM »
it's the curse of elway. bronco fans will forever keep searching and failing to find another.

poor bastards can't help themselves.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2011, 10:34:25 PM »
Reminds me of all the dumbasses around here that still want bryce to play.

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2011, 11:20:17 PM »
Reminds me of all the dumbasses around here that still want bryce to play.
It should remind you more of "Gee golly did you see that Braden Wilson catch Saturday?" but it doesn't.

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2011, 12:05:54 AM »
There's something else totally non-football related going on with Tim Tebow.  People want him to play whether he sucks ass or not.  They don't even care if the Broncos win as long as he's playing.  I don't think it's Elway hangover syndrome.  The non-Tebow people know the franchise has to get it out of their system so they can move on. 

I'm going to enjoy his visit to Arrowhead I think.  They'll probably beat the Chiefs in Denver really bad, though.

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2011, 12:15:07 AM »
If Tebow hasn't won you over, you just haven't experienced enough Tebow.  His charisma reminds me of the great Bill Clinton.

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2011, 11:14:20 AM »
Tim Tebow will NEVER be successful as a NFL Quarterback. Did you people see his throws...they were all to the sidelines...and did you see how the very talented Brandon Lloyd was screwed with him in as QB.

Denver fans and the Denver staff will rue the day that Tebow stepped foot in the Mile High Stadium.

:bang: :bang: :bang:

pffft... sounds like someone was a dumbass and drafted Brandon Lloyd (probably high) in their fantasy football draft.  :lol:

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Re: Tim Tebow
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2011, 12:23:09 PM »
Tim Tebow will NEVER be successful as a NFL Quarterback. Did you people see his throws...they were all to the sidelines...and did you see how the very talented Brandon Lloyd was screwed with him in as QB.

Denver fans and the Denver staff will rue the day that Tebow stepped foot in the Mile High Stadium.

:bang: :bang: :bang:
Brandon Lloyd's fantasy points this weekend.

With Orton at QB:  0
With Tebow at QB:  2