Author Topic: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb (Read 29350 times)

Gooch · « **Reply #100 on:** August 09, 2011, 06:55:35 PM »

Just flew to Jacksonville rough ridin' Florida(white trash capitol of Florida). Do not get me started on this.

Testy Westy · « **Reply #101 on:** August 09, 2011, 07:42:34 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on August 09, 2011, 09:45:33 AM

Quote from: Testy Westy on August 08, 2011, 09:55:02 PM
People who stand up (basically crouching) as soon as the plane parks and put the fart they've been sitting on the whole flight right in my face. Why are you trying to stand? You're in the back and aren't getting off for another 10 minutes.

believe it or not, it feels better for me to stand as much as i can when the plane stops rather than spend another minute wedged into those piece of crap seats.

you must be a midget then

sys · « **Reply #102 on:** August 09, 2011, 08:42:55 PM »

lap children rules should be the same as for dogs. all animals should have no more than the same restrictions placed on non-living baggage.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #103 on:** August 09, 2011, 08:51:53 PM »

Quote from: sys on August 09, 2011, 08:42:55 PM

lap children rules should be the same as for dogs. all animals should have no more than the same restrictions placed on non-living baggage.

You should have to check your animals.

sys · « **Reply #104 on:** August 09, 2011, 08:55:06 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on August 09, 2011, 08:51:53 PM

You should have to check your animals.

no, denied. if they fit in a carryon or lap, they're allowed. animals up to the size of a fat human with a separate ticket.

pissclams · « **Reply #105 on:** August 09, 2011, 09:13:27 PM »

Quote from: Testy Westy on August 09, 2011, 07:42:34 PM

Quote from: pissclams on August 09, 2011, 09:45:33 AM
Quote from: Testy Westy on August 08, 2011, 09:55:02 PM
People who stand up (basically crouching) as soon as the plane parks and put the fart they've been sitting on the whole flight right in my face. Why are you trying to stand? You're in the back and aren't getting off for another 10 minutes.

believe it or not, it feels better for me to stand as much as i can when the plane stops rather than spend another minute wedged into those piece of crap seats.

you must be a midget then

that's me

michigancat · « **Reply #106 on:** August 09, 2011, 09:54:11 PM »

Quote from: Testy Westy on August 09, 2011, 07:42:34 PM

Quote from: pissclams on August 09, 2011, 09:45:33 AM
Quote from: Testy Westy on August 08, 2011, 09:55:02 PM
People who stand up (basically crouching) as soon as the plane parks and put the fart they've been sitting on the whole flight right in my face. Why are you trying to stand? You're in the back and aren't getting off for another 10 minutes.

believe it or not, it feels better for me to stand as much as i can when the plane stops rather than spend another minute wedged into those piece of crap seats.

you must be a midget then

Yep, a midget.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #107 on:** August 09, 2011, 10:03:52 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on August 09, 2011, 09:54:11 PM

Quote from: Testy Westy on August 09, 2011, 07:42:34 PM
Quote from: pissclams on August 09, 2011, 09:45:33 AM
Quote from: Testy Westy on August 08, 2011, 09:55:02 PM
People who stand up (basically crouching) as soon as the plane parks and put the fart they've been sitting on the whole flight right in my face. Why are you trying to stand? You're in the back and aren't getting off for another 10 minutes.

believe it or not, it feels better for me to stand as much as i can when the plane stops rather than spend another minute wedged into those piece of crap seats.

you must be a midget then

Yep, a midget.

yeah. if clams was an actual clam and he was in this picture, he'd be the little white guy on the left which i believe to actually be a littleneck clam and whose natural habitat is in the pacific northwest. littleneck clam.

pissclams · « **Reply #108 on:** August 09, 2011, 10:56:38 PM »

i had a friend at ksu cats who called me Lil' Midgetos.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #109 on:** August 10, 2011, 09:49:35 AM »

Quote from: sys on August 09, 2011, 08:55:06 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on August 09, 2011, 08:51:53 PM
You should have to check your animals.

no, denied. if they fit in a carryon or lap, they're allowed. animals up to the size of a fat human with a separate ticket.

No way. This is like letting them have a seat at a restaurant. Can you imagine? my god.

They are animals, they eat their own feces. They ride with the luggage or don't ride at all.

bakerman · « **Reply #110 on:** August 26, 2011, 03:37:02 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on August 09, 2011, 11:07:28 AM

Indian food smells awesome. I'm guessing you were smelling the dude, not the food.

Quote from: Jim Gaffigan

Speaking of mandatory evacuation i just ate Indian food. #MandatorydiarrheaJokeaboutThemandatoryeevacuation

stunted · « **Reply #111 on:** August 26, 2011, 08:25:10 PM »

What is the scoop on neck pillows

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #112 on:** November 19, 2011, 12:50:41 PM »

Buying 4 bottles of Gates BBQ sauce at termy B in KC to take to their elite east coast bros. ---- guilty

Ordering quesadilla at every airport restaurant. They may as well call it "default food"

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #113 on:** November 21, 2011, 10:24:33 AM »

I once wore a sombrero on a flight home from Nashville.

Gooch · « **Reply #114 on:** November 21, 2011, 10:32:35 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on November 21, 2011, 10:24:33 AM

I once wore a sombrero on a flight home from Nashville.

Just to be clear I was not on said flight or this crap would have not occurred.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #115 on:** November 21, 2011, 10:40:13 AM »

TPA>MDW>MCI yesterday

amazing experiences all around

Does anyone get a drink that they wouldn't normally get on a flight? I mean, i'm usually a Diet Coke man, but on a flight I tend to get a Ginger Ale, or Cranberry juice (cocktail)

DQ12 · « **Reply #116 on:** November 21, 2011, 10:46:34 AM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on November 21, 2011, 10:40:13 AM

TPA>MDW>MCI yesterday

amazing experiences all around

Does anyone get a drink that they wouldn't normally get on a flight? I mean, i'm usually a Diet Coke man, but on a flight I tend to get a Ginger Ale, or Cranberry juice (cocktail)

Absolutely.

Seeing anyone drinking canadian dry while NOT flying is a shocking experience for me.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #117 on:** November 21, 2011, 10:59:29 AM »

agreed. flying is the only time in my life that i've ever had ginger ale.

pissclams · « **Reply #118 on:** November 21, 2011, 11:02:04 AM »

if you're drinking anything but scotch on a flight then you're doing it wrong.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #119 on:** November 21, 2011, 03:21:34 PM »

Yes, wtf are you guys talking about ginger ale? You aren't the pilot, drink an adult drink.
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OK_Cat · « **Reply #120 on:** November 21, 2011, 03:22:36 PM »

Quote from: kitten_mittons on November 21, 2011, 03:21:34 PM

Yes, wtf are you guys talking about ginger ale? You aren't the pilot, drink an adult drink.
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i don't hate my life, so i don't drink alcohol. sorry that you are depressed, kitten mittons.

michigancat · « **Reply #121 on:** November 21, 2011, 03:25:06 PM »

The problem with drinking while flying is that most of the time I have to drive somewhere after I land and end up just being sleepy unless I want to pull a Pinkel on the freeway.

EllToPay · « **Reply #122 on:** November 21, 2011, 03:29:22 PM »

Flew out of Love Field yesterday for first time. Good god that airport is a shithole.

pike · « **Reply #123 on:** November 21, 2011, 03:30:13 PM »

Not to mention a rough ridin' can of beer is like 5 or 6 dollars in the air. No thanks I'll wait till I land.

steve dave · « **Reply #124 on:** November 21, 2011, 03:31:11 PM »

I have, like, 100 delta drink tickets