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DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« on: August 07, 2011, 10:32:31 AM »
Uhhhh you guys, my mac won't charge. Okay, that's a lie. It will only charge once every 23985349632764 times that I unplug and re-plug the charger. It's working at this EXACT moment in time but I don't dare unplug the charger ever again. Since I am a girl, I am not intelligent enough to amend the issue on my own. The world is obviously missing my social networking contributions sooooo, someone should tell me how to fix this. Other than a computer store because I am poor (aka you people). tia.

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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2011, 10:34:40 AM »
damn, that sucks!

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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2011, 10:35:11 AM »
saul, please report to this thread

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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2011, 10:38:33 AM »
gonna take a wild guess and say you need to buy a new charger or you can ask sd about his toothpick method 

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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2011, 10:59:59 AM »
saul, please report to this thread

Pffffftt, Saul has to solve the Tron mystery first.

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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2011, 11:25:24 AM »
you have to buy a new battery, they're $80


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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2011, 11:40:20 AM »
Flip the breaker. 

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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2011, 11:44:46 AM »
this is easy.  buy a new charger.  if that doesn't fix your problem, you have to buy a new computer.  you're welcome

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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2011, 11:45:29 AM »
download the new iCharger program

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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2011, 11:54:51 AM »
wow, a lot of assholes in this thread.  sorry you're so poor and have to use pc's  :lol:


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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2011, 11:58:37 AM »
wow, a lot of assholes in this thread.  sorry you're so poor and have to use pc's  :lol:

says the guy who bought his computer based on what color it is.
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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2011, 12:20:00 PM »
nerds fix pcs.  you need a genius.

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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2011, 12:24:49 PM »
nerds fix pcs.  you need a genius.


apparently. jfc you people are less intelligent than I am. but uhhhhhh....... thanks for trying, or something.

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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2011, 01:04:05 PM »
I think you need a new charger, which is like ~$60. That happened to my old laptop and then happened again and I said eff it and bought a new one month ago.

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« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2011, 01:06:58 PM »
find a friend (via social networking) that has the same computer so you can try combinations of your/their battery/charger so you feel comfy with what the problem is.

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« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2011, 01:08:12 PM »
find a friend (via social networking) that has the same computer so you can try combinations of your/their battery/charger so you feel comfy with what the problem is.

Pretty sure Best Buy can do this too, but I'd rather go the friend route first.

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« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2011, 02:08:07 PM »


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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2011, 03:27:59 PM »
buy a new charger
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2011, 04:30:31 PM »
You're charging it wrong.

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« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2011, 04:32:36 PM »
find a friend (via social networking) that has the same computer so you can try combinations of your/their battery/charger so you feel comfy with what the problem is.

You should have friends in real life, not just online.   :facepalm:
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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2011, 04:33:51 PM »
blow in the cartridge if this doesn't work try applying some alcohol to a q tip and cleaning it out.

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« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2011, 04:36:19 PM »
find a friend (via social networking) that has the same computer so you can try combinations of your/their battery/charger so you feel comfy with what the problem is.

You should have friends in real life, not just online.   :facepalm:

play on the original post.

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« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2011, 05:30:18 PM »
find a friend (via social networking) that has the same computer so you can try combinations of your/their battery/charger so you feel comfy with what the problem is.

You should have friends in real life, not just online.   :facepalm:

play on the original post.

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Re: DESPERATELY SEEKING NERDS!
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2011, 10:36:19 PM »
find a friend (via social networking) that has the same computer so you can try combinations of your/their battery/charger so you feel comfy with what the problem is.

You should have friends in real life, not just online.   :facepalm:

play on the original post.

lo ciento

it's "siento" you rough ridin' dumbass.

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« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2011, 07:34:28 AM »
find a friend (via social networking) that has the same computer so you can try combinations of your/their battery/charger so you feel comfy with what the problem is.

You should have friends in real life, not just online.   :facepalm:

play on the original post.

lo ciento

it's "siento" you rough ridin' dumbass.

lol