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Hitler
« on: August 02, 2011, 08:29:35 PM »
So I am writing my dissertation on Hitler. My aim is a bit different in that I am writing about all the kick ass crap he did, you see? Everyone knows he was a mean drunk, but did you know he had the worlds cheapest car made (Volkswagon)  :surprised:, or that he created the autobahn  :driving:.

Now its your guys turn, fire some crap off and I might site you (MLA) in my paper.   :cheers:


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Re: Hitler
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2011, 08:31:38 PM »
Saw something today about some new pics of his parents or family being found recently.  Also, I think he only had one testicle and used to receive injections of crushed up bulls' testicle.

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Re: Hitler
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2011, 08:36:23 PM »
He thought manipulating his people was fun, sort of like or government does today.

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Re: Hitler
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2011, 08:44:00 PM »
pretty sure he's the only dude who's ever looked decent with that type of mustache.

also, he wasn't afraid to use people as test dummies for things.  that seems like he really had an urge to learn more about the human body and science, and stuff.

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Re: Hitler
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2011, 08:55:38 PM »
did you know he had the worlds cheapest car made (Volkswagon)  :surprised:

cheapest up to then?  or still the cheapest ever, inflation adjusted?
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Re: Hitler
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2011, 09:07:33 PM »
He liked having his niece pee on him.

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Re: Hitler
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2011, 09:10:13 PM »
did you know he had the worlds cheapest car made (Volkswagon)  :surprised:

cheapest up to then?  or still the cheapest ever, inflation adjusted?

Good question, sys. Up to then I would assume. Not really sure, just winging this paper. I think me neighbor just got one of those Volkswagen SUV's things and I think it was like $30k or something. It has a sunroof.

Lot's of good crap so far everyone. We might have to move this to chat to have a more open forum. Mods?
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Re: Hitler
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2011, 09:17:10 PM »
Doubt it was cheaper than the car Tata is currently building.  That thing is only like 2k.

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Re: Hitler
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2011, 09:37:04 PM »
Now its your guys turn, fire some crap off and I might site you (MLA) in my paper.   :cheers:

I call shenanigans.  Anyone writing a dissertation knows that you cite your sources.  A site is a plot of land where you build something.
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Re: Hitler
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2011, 09:47:53 PM »
I cited a message board post in a paper I wrote about malting barley one time. Totally got away with it too  :gocho:

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Re: Hitler
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2011, 12:03:32 AM »
Growing up, Hitler wanted to be an artist and he eventually applied twice to the Vienna Academy of Art. He was denied both times.


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Re: Hitler
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2011, 12:10:34 AM »
not a fan of retards, jews, russians, or homo's.

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Re: Hitler
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2011, 12:13:22 AM »
Growing up, Hitler wanted to be an artist and he eventually applied twice to the Vienna Academy of Art. He was denied both times.



That god damned Vienna Academy of Art should pay for the war  :shakesfist:

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Re: Hitler
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2011, 09:26:20 AM »
One thing he never gets credit for is whipping the gypsies into shape. Most progress anyone has ever made with the Romas, really. Incorrigible people.
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Re: Hitler
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2011, 10:30:14 AM »
He refused to sleep on any bed not made entirely of wicker.

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Re: Hitler
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2011, 10:46:10 AM »
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Re: Hitler
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2011, 01:12:03 PM »
I was bored one day at work and googled good things hitler did.  Actually a pretty  :opcat: shirt that said, "What about all the good things Hitler did."  But I digress, I think I remember him banning women from smoking and maybe the rest of them when they were on public transportation.  It does make you wonder about all the good things Hitler did though, I guess BBQ'ing 6 million people really puts a damper on that though. 
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Re: Hitler
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2011, 01:17:18 PM »
You can argue his methods but the dude got crap done.

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Re: Hitler
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2011, 01:38:02 PM »
He surrounded himself with odd looking men to make himself look more normal.
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Re: Hitler
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2011, 01:41:27 PM »
Pretty sure he invented the German Shepherd too.
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Re: Hitler
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2011, 01:47:50 PM »
He tried to stop HYDRA. Unfortunately, by the time this happened, it was too late.

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Re: Hitler
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2011, 03:26:54 PM »
Are you a history major?

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Re: Hitler
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2011, 03:46:20 PM »
Hitler was a piece of crap you guys.

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Re: Hitler
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2011, 03:48:09 PM »
Hitler was a piece of crap you guys.

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Re: Hitler
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2011, 03:54:54 PM »
Hitler was a piece of crap you guys.

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