Author Topic: Manhattan Mercury Letters to the Editor (Read 2899 times)

Kat Kid · « **on:** July 31, 2011, 03:25:26 PM »

Sunday July 31st, 2011

"What can thief do with glasses, dentures of an 87-year-old man?"

To the Editor:
Whoever stole my battery-operated Norelco razor, you will need the charger. I'll be glad to furnish you with it. Are you also the person who stole my eyeglasses and dentures as well as part of my medication? It looks as if whoever did this needs all of these things. Yet why pick on a disabled 87-year-old man?

Henry C. Parker

raquetcat · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2011, 04:22:08 PM »

ew2x4 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2011, 05:41:27 PM »

$5 says he forgot where he put them.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2011, 06:43:16 PM »

Quote from: ew2x4 on July 31, 2011, 05:41:27 PM

$5 says he forgot where he put them.

It's this.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2011, 08:08:45 PM »

I actually know Michael hadley fairly well. interesting guy.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #5 on:** August 01, 2011, 06:12:05 AM »

I wonder if this is the same guy I had to deny this claim for. Guy tried to file a claim for a total loss because he couldn't remember where he parked his vehicle.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #6 on:** August 01, 2011, 05:36:13 PM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on July 31, 2011, 08:08:45 PM

I actually know Michael hadley fairly well. interesting guy.

That guy is the worst.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2015, 06:22:50 PM »

Tobias · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2015, 06:26:08 PM »

omg that parting shot

star seed 7 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2015, 06:29:39 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on July 16, 2015, 06:26:08 PM

omg that parting shot

#zapped their ass

Pete · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2015, 06:34:01 PM »

If it weren't for the pending earth quake thing, I think I'd move to the Pacific Northwest.

michigancat · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2015, 06:36:56 PM »

prime rib and barbecue!

michigancat · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2015, 06:37:22 PM »

Quote from: Pete on July 16, 2015, 06:34:01 PM

If it weren't for the pending earth quake thing, I think I'd move to the Pacific Northwest.

california is finished!

star seed 7 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2015, 06:38:22 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on July 16, 2015, 06:36:56 PM

prime rib and barbecue!

good luck finding that in california

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2015, 06:40:01 PM »

How'd you guys like my letter?

Pete · « **Reply #15 on:** July 16, 2015, 06:52:31 PM »

Let's face it. It really is time to just break up the country into smaller separate countries. The Northeast, Northwest, and California might stick together, but they'd prolly just join the EU even if they broke up. I'd love to live in an EU country.

Trim · « **Reply #16 on:** July 16, 2015, 06:54:49 PM »

Is that THE Leland?

Trim · « **Reply #17 on:** July 16, 2015, 06:55:52 PM »

Quote from: Pete on July 16, 2015, 06:34:01 PM

If it weren't for the pending earth quake thing, I think I'd move to the Pacific Northwest.

I haven't read it yet, but I've saved an article on the "kit" I need to have ready.

michigancat · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2015, 07:02:08 PM »

Quote from: Pete on July 16, 2015, 06:52:31 PM

Let's face it. It really is time to just break up the country into smaller separate countries. The Northeast, Northwest, and California might stick together, but they'd prolly just join the EU even if they broke up. I'd love to live in an EU country.

can't you just live/work anywhere you want? wow! Let's join!

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #19 on:** July 16, 2015, 08:34:12 PM »

does this mean that kk will finally start posting the rough ridin' articles

puniraptor · « **Reply #20 on:** July 16, 2015, 08:40:57 PM »

Spracne · « **Reply #21 on:** July 16, 2015, 08:50:30 PM »

Scoopy Doo!

puniraptor · « **Reply #22 on:** July 16, 2015, 08:51:26 PM »

Now I wish I paid closer attention to the Lawrence Metaphysical Fair.

Spracne · « **Reply #23 on:** July 16, 2015, 08:55:57 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on July 16, 2015, 08:51:26 PM

Now I wish I paid closer attention to the Lawrence Metaphysical Fair.

You still can! It's never too late.

Pete · « **Reply #24 on:** July 16, 2015, 09:23:47 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on July 16, 2015, 07:02:08 PM

Quote from: Pete on July 16, 2015, 06:52:31 PM
Let's face it. It really is time to just break up the country into smaller separate countries. The Northeast, Northwest, and California might stick together, but they'd prolly just join the EU even if they broke up. I'd love to live in an EU country.

can't you just live/work anywhere you want? wow! Let's join!

Yep!

Picture America, but with less rough ridin' assholes.

And, freedom to just call any old place your "home." Want to work in Denmark, California, Italy, or Maine? No problem.