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Internet dating etiquette question
« on: July 28, 2011, 07:49:37 PM »
How hard can I mock a co-worker if I find out he is doing this?


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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2011, 07:53:28 PM »
i prob wouldn't, i think it's pretty common. 


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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2011, 07:54:50 PM »
i prob wouldn't, i think it's pretty common. 
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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2011, 07:55:00 PM »
Yeah, if you mocked EVERY coworker who internet dated, you'd be pretty busy.

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2011, 07:57:16 PM »
you could be single one day LSOC.  think about it.

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2011, 07:59:05 PM »
Yeah, if you mocked EVERY coworker who internet dated, you'd be pretty busy.

I can't not mock him.  It's in my nature.

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2011, 08:00:03 PM »
Create a fake female profile that is the "woman of his dreams", lead him on, then crush him.
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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2011, 08:02:11 PM »
Create a fake female profile that is the "woman of his dreams", lead him on, then crush him.

Was my plan.

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2011, 08:06:26 PM »
If you go that route, better go all in and sneak attack him with your penis, tranny-hooker style.  But you gotta call him gay afterwards.

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2011, 08:08:57 PM »
how old is he?  if he is >30 leave him be if he is <30 ridicule him mercilessly
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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2011, 08:18:22 PM »
how old is he?  if he is >30 leave him be if he is <30 ridicule him mercilessly

Time to ridicule!

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2011, 08:38:45 PM »
why ridicule? internet dating does not seem weird to me at all. I guarantee there are at least five things that would be better to make fun of him for. I don't understand.

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2011, 08:42:17 PM »
insecure limestone gets his ass kicked all through high school then gets older and needs to take it out on younger people that can't defend themselves.  what a joke. spineless.


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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2011, 08:44:06 PM »
If I was single, I would totally internet date.  And I'm pretty cool.
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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2011, 08:51:22 PM »
insecure limestone gets his ass kicked all through high school then gets older and needs to take it out on younger people that can't defend themselves.  what a joke. spineless.

I'm not ridiculing behind his back, he can defend himself. 

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2011, 08:55:49 PM »
the REAL question:

match.com or Craigslist Casual Encounters

big diff....

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2011, 08:57:34 PM »
insecure limestone gets his ass kicked all through high school then gets older and needs to take it out on younger people that can't defend themselves.  what a joke. spineless.

I'm not ridiculing behind his back, he can defend himself. 

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2011, 09:04:20 PM »
Limestone GREATLY underestimated the number of Internet datera on this site.

I feel like Reece Witherspoon's character in Legally Blonde when she strolled into that party dressed as a Playboy bunny and no one else was in costume.

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2011, 09:09:05 PM »
If I was single, I would totally internet date.  And I'm pretty cool.
yeah, what do you single bros do for hooking-up these days?  If I was single now, the only options I can think of (other than internet) are churches or bars or if you're lucky, someone special at the workplace.   

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2011, 09:15:36 PM »
If I was single, I would totally internet date.  And I'm pretty cool.
yeah, what do you single bros do for hooking-up these days?  If I was single now, the only options I can think of (other than internet) are churches or bars or if you're lucky, someone special at the workplace.   

I'd think the same thing they did for past 50 years.

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2011, 09:25:36 PM »
I usually just take off my pants.  :dunno:

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2011, 09:35:13 PM »
refusing to adapt is a suckers bet. the people that I know that internet dated all did great. think of what you could do without the internet and then times it by two. or three. or ten. dating without the internet is like still watching tv on a 27 inch crt.


 "but people have watched tv on 27 inch crt color tvs for years. why change now?"  -limestone

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2011, 09:38:25 PM »
refusing to adapt is a suckers bet. the people that I know that internet dated all did great. think of what you could do without the internet and then times it by two. or three. or ten. dating without the internet is like still watching tv on a 27 inch crt.


 "but people have watched tv on 27 inch crt color tvs for years. why change now?"  -limestone

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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2011, 09:42:38 PM »
1 in 5 relationships are started by online dating
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Re: Internet dating etiquette question
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2011, 09:44:42 PM »
Divorce rate has skyrocketed since the invention of the internet.  Also, why would any girl you would want to date, have to do online dating?