Author Topic: blueberries (Read 10710 times)

if you have melon in your name you are a melon. if you have berry in your name you are a berry. if you have banana in your name you are a banana. JFC people. get your crap together.

Tobias · « **Reply #32 on:** July 26, 2011, 02:50:59 PM »

sam melonger's dingleberries beg to differ

MakeItRain · « **Reply #33 on:** July 26, 2011, 03:26:01 PM »

I literally just finished picking blueberries. My cracker wife and mother-in-law made me go. MIL was shocked that I didn't enjoy myself. Picking blueberries? GMAFB. Someone add picking blueberries to the stuff white girls like thread.

jtksu · « **Reply #34 on:** July 26, 2011, 03:32:12 PM »

Be careful whilst picking blueberries, black bears also love them and will maul you if you come between them and some delicious berries. Raspberries are basically blueberry's far superior older brother.

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #35 on:** July 26, 2011, 04:09:12 PM »

mods, please change the name of this thread to "worstberries"

TIA

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #36 on:** July 26, 2011, 04:19:09 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on July 26, 2011, 02:50:59 PM

sam melonger's dingleberries beg to differ

Once got banned from a forum for uttering the word "dingleberry." True story.

Johnny Wichita · « **Reply #37 on:** July 26, 2011, 04:28:45 PM »

Has anyone ever had blueberry wine? Could be amazing since it combines two of the greatest things ever invented. I could also see it being horrible.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #38 on:** July 26, 2011, 04:30:35 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Wichita on July 26, 2011, 04:28:45 PM

Has anyone ever had blueberry wine? Could be amazing since it combines two of the greatest things ever invented. I could also see it being horrible.

I had some blueberry wine one time. It was alright. I'm not huge on dessert wines.

sys · « **Reply #39 on:** July 26, 2011, 05:08:41 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 26, 2011, 02:48:17 PM

if you have melon in your name you are a melon. if you have berry in your name you are a berry. if you have banana in your name you are a banana. JFC people. get your crap together.

bold declaration from a guy with "steve" and "dave" in his name.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #40 on:** July 26, 2011, 05:12:38 PM »

Blueberries > Raspberries > Strawberries >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Melons

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #41 on:** July 26, 2011, 07:46:05 PM »

can't believe acai hasn't been mentioned.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #42 on:** July 26, 2011, 07:47:17 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 26, 2011, 07:46:05 PM

can't believe acai hasn't been mentioned.

By far the healthiest.

Cire · « **Reply #43 on:** July 26, 2011, 08:05:05 PM »

Love them, love black berries more.

wetwillie · « **Reply #44 on:** July 26, 2011, 08:31:59 PM »

I like to stuff my face with mulberries down the road barefoot in my overalls

pissclams · « **Reply #45 on:** July 26, 2011, 09:19:07 PM »

pomegranate berry, now that is an elite berry. kind of just sits and mocks its cousin the blue.

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #46 on:** July 26, 2011, 10:42:02 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on July 26, 2011, 09:19:07 PM

pomegranate berry, now that is an elite berry. kind of just sits and mocks its cousin the blue.

Cire · « **Reply #47 on:** July 26, 2011, 10:46:59 PM »

Pomegranite is a berry?

Tobias · « **Reply #48 on:** July 26, 2011, 10:48:53 PM »

pomegranateberry is. pomegranatemelon is a melon tho

jtksu · « **Reply #49 on:** July 26, 2011, 11:15:14 PM »

Pomegranite's berry status is confirmed. You know tomatoes are also berries? Weird.