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looks like someone here who opted to donate to the ahearn fund rather than buy an old grand cherokee just realized he could have done both.

yeah, but no. If I wanted to get ahearn points though, i'd absolutely buy the cheapest car on their lot, turn around and sell it. rinse, repeat. that's not the point though. the point is...how does this make since for briggs? are they getting an unlimited amount of ahearn points on the cheap? can other people give people ahearn points? like, can I advertise my crappy rental house fsbo with the understanding the the washer and dryer stays and the purchaser can also have all of my ahearn points? does kstate own briggs? does briggs own kstate? I don't understand any of this. buy a big mac at third street McDonald's and get .2 ahearn points? when and where does it end? where does it start? these are all questions we should be asking. the trial of the system is just starting.
Jesus Christ, it's about time.  Been waiting for the system to be put on trial for a while.
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Seriously though- I would imagine that Briggs donated a crap ton of money to the fund and was allowed to give the pts accumulated as a sales incentive.  Also, doubt you could just buy any car off the lot and get the hundo.

wow, rdaris was right.  i wonder how much ol' briggsey paid to have this posted?
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what is the ahearn to SPG transfer ratio?  If it's, like, 10:1 I may consider making my next auto purchase at kstatecars.com

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I'm gonna do this crap like some assholes do credit card churning. I'm gonna LMAO all the way to 19424 ahearn points.
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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I'm gonna do this crap like some assholes do credit card churning. I'm gonna LMAO all the way to 19424 ahearn points.

There is a limit to how many cars you can sell per year without a dealer license. I'm not sure what that limit is, though.

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I'm gonna do this crap like some assholes do credit card churning. I'm gonna LMAO all the way to 19424 ahearn points.

There is a limit to how many cars you can sell per year without a dealer license. I'm not sure what that limit is, though.
If it's less than 65, it's ridiculous.


EDIT:

Did some deep digging and found some good info here:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100515100918AAyd82J

I particularly like "Government Trap #2".


Second EDIT:

Looks like you can buy and sell 5 cars in Kansas before your situation can be described by a popular Clash cover song. That would put me at 1500 points, somewhere between 250th and 500th highest in the pecking order.

Last rough ridin' EDIT:

Just realized I mixed up 100 points/car with 300 points/car. Screw it, not worth it.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2011, 09:37:22 AM by KITNfury »
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you don't have to sell all your new kstate cars in kansas.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Rick,

You should PM Captain Crap.   :users:

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Rick,

You should PM Captain Crap.   :users:

why do you think he knows anything about it?  :confused:

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Rick,

You should PM Captain Crap.   :users:

pete, why not reach out to Missy Decker?
i'm sure she'll jump at the opportunity to discuss the ahearn fund with you/LSOC.  since things went so well with her at the KC Catbacker's banquet last summer. 

:flush:


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Rick,

You should PM Captain Crap.   :users:

pete, why not reach out to Missy Decker?
i'm sure she'll jump at the opportunity to discuss the ahearn fund with you/LSOC.  since things went so well with her at the KC Catbacker's banquet last summer. 

:flush:

Pete,

no need to bother with this although I appreciate the effort. I'm really just joking about this whole thing and truth be told...don't even want to know what the answer is. let's just drop it fellas. how about this weather though? man its hot.

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no need to bother with this although I appreciate the effort. I'm really just joking about this whole thing and truth be told...don't even want to know what the answer is. let's just drop it fellas. how about this weather though? man its hot.

wow.  i wonder how much c. crap paid to have this posted?
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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no need to bother with this although I appreciate the effort. I'm really just joking about this whole thing and truth be told...don't even want to know what the answer is. let's just drop it fellas. how about this weather though? man its hot.

wow.  i wonder how much c. crap paid to have this posted?
100 ahearn points

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Re: ahearn funds points and why the hell can you get 100 of them just for
« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2011, 10:16:32 PM »
I bought a runza and got 100 Williams fund point things.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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I found 100 points on the ground, took them to campus lost and found, and then Currie texted me 200 points for being a good samaritan.

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thats weird, sometimes I find hidden points in random limestone that I hit on campus or in underground tunnels, I just have to watch out for the fire flowers

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Took a dump earlier and wiped my ass with 100 pts.  It was not nearly as soft as one would imagine.

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Rick,

You should PM Captain Crap.   :users:

why do you think he knows anything about it?  :confused:

I thought he was some sort of donor or something.  :dunno:  BSAC donates a bunch, rough ridin' ask him.

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Re: ahearn funds points and why the hell can you get 100 of them just for
« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2011, 05:07:11 PM »
Does this make up for a lack of tanks and paint splatters this year?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMEYSRsY-LY&feature=youtu.be