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Offline powercatmiller

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My wife told me to quit my job
« on: July 25, 2011, 01:55:09 PM »
and stay at home with the kiddo and she would support the family financially. Lesson always always marry smart ass sluts


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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2011, 01:56:16 PM »
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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2011, 01:57:51 PM »
Doesn't sound like you deserve her, bro.


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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2011, 01:59:30 PM »
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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2011, 02:00:47 PM »
You sure the kid is yours

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2011, 02:11:21 PM »
I would love to be a stay at home dad with a sugar momma.

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2011, 02:15:55 PM »
what kind of weak man would stay at home while his wife supported him?

sounds like someone's going to amy winehouse pretty soon.  rip pcm

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2011, 02:27:19 PM »
Sounds like a decent plan as long as she doesn't leave you at some point down the road.  Nobody is going to hire a deadbeat who has been sitting on his ass for the last 10 years (or however long it takes her to leave you).

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2011, 02:34:56 PM »
My wife stays home with our kid.  She works harder now than she did when she worked.

It's not easy.  Your woman is smart.  She's pawning the harder job off on you.

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2011, 03:12:25 PM »
and stay at home with the kiddo and she would support the family financially. Lesson always always marry smart ass sluts

are you the guy who announced that he accidentally knocked up his gf on ksufans?

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2011, 03:14:16 PM »
and stay at home with the kiddo and she would support the family financially. Lesson always always marry smart ass sluts

are you the guy who announced that he accidentally knocked up his gf on ksufans?

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2011, 03:18:40 PM »
No absolutely not

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2011, 03:23:45 PM »
and stay at home with the kiddo and she would support the family financially. Lesson always always marry smart ass sluts

are you the guy who announced that he accidentally knocked up his gf on ksufans?
I think that was WildcatPhreak

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2011, 03:55:54 PM »
Go rent the movie Mr. Mom and let us know what you think.

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2011, 03:56:43 PM »
Would do it in a second.

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2011, 03:57:04 PM »
Do you make substantially more than an immigrant nanny? If so, just hire one of them. Also, if you don't you should quit your job on principle.
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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2011, 04:04:51 PM »


Sounds like a trap.  I don't see how this ends up well for you in the long run.
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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2011, 04:05:57 PM »
He could get a girlfried, right?

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2011, 04:24:13 PM »
Sounds like a great gig, until she inevitably starts sleeping with a co-worker because she no longer respects her emasculated husband.  It's only a matter of time before the balance of power tips entirely in her favor, and no woman wants to stay married to a man she perceives inferior.  That's of course if you don't sense the same shift in power, feel trapped in your subservient reality, and cheat on her first.  Just my $0.01, but I suggest you resist the temptation.  You think your boss is bad now, wait 'til the "smart ass slut" starts cracking the whip.  

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2011, 04:25:50 PM »
It would be smarter if you didn't have kids and you both worked.

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2011, 10:39:33 PM »
you couldn't pay me crap tons of money to stay at home with my kids all rough ridin' day.  I'll stick to the crappy job that pays me enough to put me in the middle class category and wait for when my kids are old enough to not like me anymore before I enjoy being a lazy ass sitting around doing nothing.
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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2011, 10:51:51 PM »
You sound like you suck. (OP, not you HeinzBalls, you seem pretty neat)

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2011, 05:55:40 PM »
Kids are overrated.  If I had a wife, and she made that proposition, I think I'd be tempted to pull a Casey Anthony really soon.  After posting slutty pics of myself online, of course.
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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2011, 11:35:15 PM »
the problem is, you have to stay at home... in Silver Lake.

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Re: My wife told me to quit my job
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2011, 01:02:37 AM »
the problem is, you have to stay at home... in Silver Lake.
With all the weird towns on 24 this isn't that bad
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