He never leaves for long bro, no worries.
Why would I leave? I've been owning all of you like a $2 whore. I've even had random KU fans come up to me in person and tell me how hard I own this site. It's a great feeling.
Yeah. That's funny, because one time I was trolling a KU board and they were like, "You must be really obsessed with KU to be over here trolling. KU fans don't go trolling on KSUck boards." And I was like, oh yes they do. Have you heard of BMWJayhawk? And they were like, "Yeah, but he's a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)." Not making this up.
They're laughing at you behind your back.