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Offline MakeItRain

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Where do you guys meet girls like this?  The mall? 

This.  White girls sound rough ridin' terrible, glad I don't have to deal with them.

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Where do you guys meet girls like this?  The mall? 

This.  White girls sound effing terrible, glad I don't have to deal with them.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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The "Sorority girl problems" account on twitter.

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Harry Potter.

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"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

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Recapping the evening in the car on the way home.
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Also this ---->> :blah: :blah: :blah:
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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They also love to point out your faults but in a way that's tender;


"I'm going to have to finish myself off in the bathtub again aren't I"  or

"Maybe if you didn't drink so much you get that quarterly bonus and I wouldn't have to finish myself off in the bathtub again"  or

"Why do you play with the cat so much?"  or

Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Where do you guys meet girls like this?  The mall? 

^this

also, i hate my short hair cut too, but i donated it, so there.  :shakesfist:

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also, i hate my short hair cut too, but i donated it, so there.  :shakesfist:
yeah thats another one girls love to do, donate there hair to locks for love, etc. etc.
also this thread is just turrible

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Talking about their families.


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

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their mother.

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hating their mother because they are the exact same person

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Espinaca, and explaining to all non-Joco people how it's not "just queso with some spinach mixed in."


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

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Where do you guys meet girls like this?  The mall? 

This.  White girls sound effing terrible, glad I don't have to deal with them.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What's your problem, jerk?


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Where do you guys meet girls like this?  The mall? 

This.  White girls sound effing terrible, glad I don't have to deal with them.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What's your problem, jerk?


He was probably just wondering why you were so racist.

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also, i hate my short hair cut too


fwiw, most dudes probably do too.
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Where do you guys meet girls like this?  The mall? 

This.  White girls sound effing terrible, glad I don't have to deal with them.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What's your problem, jerk?


He was probably just wondering why you were so racist.

Weren't we talking about white girls?

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books/ movies/ tv shows about vampires falling in love.

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